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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1h

Well if this isn’t blueksy in a fucking nutshell.

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1h

So much beauty in one photo

Bloated Jake Paul, disgusting president, demon woman with crazy wide smile behind a podium at a rally

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1h

I hate when other adults are Karen/KarHIMing, and they look to me for backup, and it’s like, no, I am not a part of your people, and I don’t appreciate the implication

Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 12h

omg thank you for this important news update 🙏🏻

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Thank you, it was! I actually love all those things on my plate, it just wasn’t quite so aesthetically pleasing 😅

Thank you! That 40th birthday sure is looming — seemed like as good a time as any

I guess I did crash out with that typo.

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Ok I gotta be real, that was my boyfriend’s plate, mine was much sadder because I’ve been working with a dietician to heal some gut stuff I haven’t eaten cheese in four weeks, guys, I’m dying. I can’t believe I haven’t comwpltelt crashed out

Messy plate of food with chipotle chicken, grilled peppers and onions, pickled onions, pico de gallo, guac, a lime slice, and pinto beans

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Anyways, cooked up this incredible chipotle-marinaded chicken plate tonight, guac not pictured

A plate of food divided in thirds with pinto beans, yellow rice, a chipotle glazed chicken

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Women at the gym are hot and powerful. Stay mad, you pube-chinned freak

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Go back into whatever cave that somewhat sentient big toes like yourself came out of

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Pillsbury Doughboy smooth face attempting to hide an even smoother brain

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Hairline sprinting away from him at the temples while the front makes a desperate vie for attention, making its final, desperate stand

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Putting his hand on his stomach like he’s pregnant, yeah man, I bet that IS uncomfortable, and your back is hurting

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This guy is talking about women dressing like whores in the gym while I can just tell from that fit that he’s hiding a body that’s shaped like Garfield under there

Shane Gillis on stage at SNL looking like a grey blob

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Nick Sirianni refusing to make adjustments to what he sees going on on the field

"That sign can't stop me because I can't read" is a memorable quote said by the character Dora Winifred Read (also known as D.W.) from the American children's animated television series Arthur

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Great minds think alike that our coach deserves the worse 🤝

They could just lock up Nick Sirianni right into the Tower of London and be done with it

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Reminder that the Philadelphia Eagles personally hate every single one of you, for different reasons specific to you

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You know, I thought I’d love San Diego, but it didn’t hit me that way. I liked it! But didn’t love I’d be willing to try again though Richmond is a great add!

I really think you’d love New Orleans — it’s magic. Impeccable energy, great architecture, great soul, blow your mind amazing food

This is fun! - Chicago - Baltimore - New Orleans - Denver - Can I just say Queens, NY?

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Josh what are you going to do about the Phillies then?

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Walked around the neighborhood last night, admiring the Halloween decorations 👻 Today, it’s Mexican food and a brewery None of this requires getting in a car How can you not be romantic about Philadelphia? ❤️

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There’s like 5 guys that all look the same to me, and I think they’re all maybe dating a Kardashian?

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My boyfriend, as equally unaware of celebrities as I am, asking if it was Timothee Chalamet on the screen Me, never less confident in my life: sure is

gnarski
@lilgnar
its always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother
"exactlyyyy"

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Women talking about other women like this is so deeply sinister and sick Male-centered women are our enemies — she is parroting patriarchy talking points, the same structure that represses all of us Joining them won’t save you

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I am forecasting a non-tropical depression for myself this weekend

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Locking in for the London Eagles game Sunday morning like:

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Reposted by Elizabeth

meeting strangers at the airport bar at 9:30am

Lionel Hutz: Care to join me in a belt of scotch?

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Oddly enough, my first thought was the Lehigh tracks too. Didn’t sound remotely like fireworks to me!

Godspeed 🫡 let me know what you find out

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Maybe a transformer? But jfc I heard the windows rattle!

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You know, I’ve eyed that up SO many times, I’m pulling the trigger next time I go!

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That actually sounds delicious! Would dip fries in that in a second too

If guns didn’t exist, I would be reaching over and ending these people’s calls A dream for another lifetime

Picnic as well, Middle Child Clubhouse, I’m sure many more I’m not thinking of right now!

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Girl dinner (half a pound of cold shrimp on a plate with cocktail sauce)

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A little treat to carry us through the manager search nonsense

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Ronald Acuña Jr. partners with Kalshi, becoming first MLB star to promote prediction market

Ahahahahaha the losses keep coming — loser organization from top to bottom, players to fans www.nytimes.com/athletic/766...

nytimes.com

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m glad the Braves got their asses kicked, even if it was by the Dodgers 🤷🏻‍♀️ To be a proper hater, you have to know how to sort and rank competing priorities

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I can understand having a place in New York, but refusing to spend more than a few hours at a time in Philly is just sad. Tell me you can’t think for yourself without telling me