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@thejamesmonster.bsky.social
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Aussie in London 🐨🏳️‍🌈

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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Wordle 1,605 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Lmao
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Story of my life 😮‍💨
Screenshot of dialogue in Pokemon Legends Z-A with the text from a character called Naveen: “We always seem to leave the heaviest load on your shoulders, Jimmy.”
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fico @ficochu.xyz · 23/10/2025
gay men in their 30s:
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I saw a guy at a public urinal today who pulled his pants and underwear down to his knees… is it a cruising thing???
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Good luck king!
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Omg
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
She thinks she’s a lawyer, but she didn’t even go to college
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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a woman says i would like to see it
ALT: a woman says i would like to see it
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
And that’s just what this hangover calls for
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Deeply hungover 🥲
James in a white vest, defeated on the sofa
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Who Wore It Better?
Melania Trump, with a low brimmed purple hat covering her eyesCad Bane from Star Wars, wearing the same hat
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Girl you killed it!
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Haha are we switch friends? I forget
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Omg we should play together (and then play unite together)
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
*to the tune of pocketful of sunshine* I got a closet, got a closet full of nothing
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I was sitting outside a bar in Soho last night having a few drinks with some friends when a stranger came up to us and asked me to mind her dog so she could use the toilet at a nearby [redacted] store. Then she came back a few minutes later with a bunch of stolen umbrellas???
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Are you the real-life Nick Nelson?
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I am so tired lol
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Woke up at 5:30am to go to the gym before work
Guy with the words “am I better than everyone?” over the top
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
And now we said it
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I’m gonna need another weekend starting tomorrow please
Milhouse from The Simpsons sitting calmly on a chair
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Too cute
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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an older woman wearing a red sweater and earrings is looking at the camera
ALT: an older woman wearing a red sweater and earrings is looking at the camera
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Hey, would you move to Dallas for work?
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
(to all my UK bloomfies, Untouched by the Veronicas just came third in a huge public vote for best Australian music 🥳)
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Shout out to the LGBTs 🥹
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Poetry
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
The Veronicas!!!! I just screamed
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Iktr!!
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Triple J Plays 🥁 @triple.jplays.au · 26/07/2025
🥁 Hottest 100 of Australian songs: #27 #Hottest100 #AusHottest100 #NowPlaying 🕔 5:07 pm 🎵 Can't Get You Out Of My Head 🧑‍🎤 Kylie Minogue 💿 Fever 🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music
Album artwork for "Fever" by Kylie Minogue
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Triple J Plays 🥁 @triple.jplays.au · 26/07/2025
🥁 Hottest 100 of Australian songs: #76 #AusHottest100 #NowPlaying 🕛 12:26 pm 🎵 4ever 🧑‍🎤 The Veronicas 💿 The Secret Life Of... 🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music 📝 Lyrics
Album artwork for "The Secret Life Of..." by The Veronicas
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The last couple of episodes of Andor season 2 are a bit anticlimactic hey
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Congrats kings!!
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
When he takes off his clothes and I’m disappointed to realise he’s circumcised, but I’m being very brave about it:
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Besides the point, but I read this whole thread in your voice and it made me chuckle 😂
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
And now we said it!!
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Instagram saw it first (and made it one of my most liked stories ever lmao)
A photo of James from behind in corporate wear
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
hi gay!
James taking a selfie in a bathroom, wearing glasses, a vest, striped overshirt and jeans
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Oh this is precious 🥹
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Slinky cat is sleepy
A Russian blue, grey, short-haired cat stretching out on a bed, eyes closedA Russian blue, grey, short-haired cat stretching out on a bed, yawning
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Playing this while I’m in the shower just to feel something youtu.be/y6wLcx7AkRM?...
youtu.be
ONE HOUR OF DANCING MON MOTHMA | Andor Season 2 | Disney+
YouTube video by Star Wars
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Make it go faster 😤
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Finally watching Andor season 2 and this trade route sounds right up my street
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This is the most Fridayest Thursday ever 🥲
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
He stayed close to me all day because he knew I had a cold and was feeling rubbish 🥺
Russian blue cat sleeping on a couch with his front paw outstretched
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I just finished it last week myself! I couldn’t put it down and haven’t been able to pick anything else up since
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I just got two tattoos at a press event lmao
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Jad Salfiti @jadsalfiti.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Why you can’t see rainbows under the rubble. My latest for the Guardian. 🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔗 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Hi hot!
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
That cannot be comfortable
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