James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2025I saw a guy at a public urinal today who pulled his pants and underwear down to his knees… is it a cruising thing??? 240
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2025She thinks she’s a lawyer, but she didn’t even go to college 010
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 05/09/2025*to the tune of pocketful of sunshine* I got a closet, got a closet full of nothing 010
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I was sitting outside a bar in Soho last night having a few drinks with some friends when a stranger came up to us and asked me to mind her dog so she could use the toilet at a nearby [redacted] store. Then she came back a few minutes later with a bunch of stolen umbrellas??? 020
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I’m gonna need another weekend starting tomorrow please 040
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 20/07/2025The last couple of episodes of Andor season 2 are a bit anticlimactic hey 020
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 18/07/2025When he takes off his clothes and I’m disappointed to realise he’s circumcised, but I’m being very brave about it: 030
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Instagram saw it first (and made it one of my most liked stories ever lmao) 0110
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Playing this while I’m in the shower just to feel something youtu.be/y6wLcx7AkRM?...youtu.beONE HOUR OF DANCING MON MOTHMA | Andor Season 2 | Disney+YouTube video by Star Wars 030
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Finally watching Andor season 2 and this trade route sounds right up my street 130
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 07/07/2025He stayed close to me all day because he knew I had a cold and was feeling rubbish 🥺 160
Reposted by James Jad Salfiti @jadsalfiti.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Why you can’t see rainbows under the rubble. My latest for the Guardian. 🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🔗 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... 0274114
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James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 06/06/2025How it feels to play Mario Kart on the original Switch now that Switch 2 is out 040
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Seeing Kylie tomorrow is the only thing getting me through having to work the bank holiday today 🥲 170
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Left the house an hour earlier for work this morning and why did nobody tell me this was the time all the caked up runners in shorts came out? 010
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I finished Julia Fox’s memoir today and she really spilled when she said it was a masterpiece! Genuinely can’t stop thinking about it 030
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 19/05/2025KAN, Israel’s Eurovision broadcaster, has formally apologised to Armenia after their commentators made an offensive joke during Armenia’s performance: 120
Reposted by JamesMax the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 17/05/2025This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit 8285851539
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 13/05/2025PSA: Sainsbury’s has now excluded protein shakes from the meal deal 😒 110
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 06/05/2025This may be a stupid question, but why are we seeing the anti-Trump effect in countries like Australia and Canada (who both just re-elected centre-left parties) but not here in the UK? How is Reform topping so many opinion polls? 140
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I can confirm that walking home tipsy while listening to the new Lorde song is an absolute viiiiibe 260
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Every time I go on holiday, I tell myself I’m going to pack early… guess who is still up packing for their flight to Berlin in the morning? 020
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Anyone been to Kit Kat in Berlin? What does one wear 🙈 000
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Why is the audience booing Trisha? And why has she been evicted? What have I missed?! #CBB 010
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Listening to Donkey Kong’s aquatic ambience track while I work just to ~feel~ something 010
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Gorgeous weekend full of spa treatments at a luxury hotel in the Cotswolds 🥂 0150
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 03/04/2025So… anyone going to Gaga on Thursday 2 October? I only managed to get one ticket by myself but hey, at least I’m going 😮💨 120
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I found out today that I’m getting last minute wisdom tooth removal surgery tomorrow morning 130
James @thejamesmonster.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I just had to close instagram because people’s stories celebrating getting Gaga tickets bummed me out 170
