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TheJaffe

@thejaffe.bsky.social
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Middle-aged. Middle-class. Just generally mid.

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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can’t even go with small sample size on “Yankees” and “Playoffs”
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank you for posting this. I started wondering if it was just my TV. Or that I was hearing voices. Again.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
IYKYK on why this is happening. Just found out myself and... hoo boy.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What if AI’s realization that humanity’s extinction is other species’ best chance of survival is what causes AI to cause our immediate extinction?
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What a game, huh? It’s not even halftime, Lemon.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Muschamp: “He’s gotta prove he can torch his defender one-on-one before we double him.” *Smith repeatedly leaves defender in a pile of ashes* Also Muschamp: “We didn’t put any double coverages into the gameplan.”
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Also free beer. Feel like most of the correct answer also involve beer.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A beer while cooking... outside?
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Clint Smith @clintsmithiii.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
IT IS TIME TO GIVE ME THE CREDIT I DESERVE
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Merge two movies: Dr. Strangelove Actually
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Merge two movies: Crouching Tiger: How to Train your Hidden Dragon
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
At least the administration is trying to make the case for its next dumbass war. Baby steps.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I know it's a longshot, but JJ should go in the Ring of Honor when he retires... sometime in the 2040's
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Almost like your first time. I'm jealous. I love this clip.
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BOURDAINS WAFFLE HOUSE EXPERIENCE WITH SEAN BROCK
YouTube video by Tom Whatley
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Few things would make me happier than to just sit and be for hours in the Edinburgh train station.
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hawks taking the "Cancun on 3" game to new heights. Hall of Fame effort. Respect.
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Kevin Erdmann @kevinerdmann.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
action.consumerreports.org/nb_20260415_...
action.consumerreports.org
Oppose this rate hike, and demand affordable energy
Tell NC leaders: No rate hikes for Duke Energy!
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Palma Polyak @palmapolyak.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I spent 16, SIXTEEN years fighting this crap. I can’t believe it 😭
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"The Lord of the Rings" is not an allegory, nor is it..... You know what? No. I'm not giving you nerds the satisfaction.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Can't believe that last sentence didn't end with "in space."
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
"The Jims are such fucking beauties."
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
And also make that final downhill slalom leg much more interesting.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"Not even one dollar." Really filling his diaper at this presser.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The summer games are people who are good at sports doing sports. The winter games are avatars of humanity spitting in the face of God, and curling.
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The Pride flag at the Stonewall Monument is re-raised! New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Wait, the hot dog warmer at the Circle K for damn sure doesn't cost $75,000, and those things can keep a dog in good enough shape to fool the health inspectors for three weeks. Are we really skeptical they can cure "olditis"?
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It's the rhetoric that's killing people. Not the masked goon squad of aggro steakheads carrying military hardware.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Dan McQuade. His memory is a blessing.
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve. The multiracial community in Minneapolis was supposed to shatter. It did not. It held until Bovino was forced out of the Twin Cities with his long coat between his legs.

The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesive—because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about “Western civilization,” while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
That'll Preach
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This is something coming from the "Government by Posters" administration.
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Ha, you thought I wouldn't repost because there's no alt? Handled.
Picture of somewhere in Minneapolis I assume with an ICE agent slipping and falling superimposed in the middle. Above the falling agent, it reads: ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA 1/23/26. 

Below the falling agent it reads: MINNMAX WILL DONATE $1 TO
THE IMMIGRANT LAW CENTER OF MINNESOTA FOR EVERY REPOST
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
FERNANDO!
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
holding 4 fingers up in the book to make sure everyone knows i'm locked in for the 4th quarter
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Here's a Sophie's Choice: Which conversation would you rather be forced into joining?
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I wrote about The Tantrum State and living in it. Personally I do not care for it very much. defector.com/fascists-are...
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Fascists Are Pathetic | Defector
Two days before a shouting cluster of its agents surrounded the car of a Minneapolis mother and shot her to death last week, ICE was demanding answers from the Hilton hotel group on X.com. “Why did yo...
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Having exactly this same conversation with our special boy right now!
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Hell yeah. That's a good fucking day right there.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
"But, Sean, I distinctly ordered the Antarctic Blue Super Sportswagon...with the CB and the optional Rally fun pack." Sean: "This is the new Wagonqueen Family Truckster. This is a damn fine automobile, if you want my honest opinion. Beats the hell out of the Sportswagon."
The Green Wagonqueen Family Truckster Station Wagon from "National Lampoon's Vacation".
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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