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TheJaffe

@thejaffe.bsky.social
61 followers 785 following 209 posts

Middle-aged. Middle-class. Just generally mid.

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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
"But, Sean, I distinctly ordered the Antarctic Blue Super Sportswagon...with the CB and the optional Rally fun pack." Sean: "This is the new Wagonqueen Family Truckster. This is a damn fine automobile, if you want my honest opinion. Beats the hell out of the Sportswagon."
The Green Wagonqueen Family Truckster Station Wagon from "National Lampoon's Vacation".
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Timeline cleanse
A small black mutt reclines on a couch while wrapped in a blanket.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Stopper says hello, and welcome.
A medium-sized mixed breed dog asking for dinner.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Our special boy says hello.
Stopper, a medium-sized black mutt, looking up at the camera and asking if anyone would like to invest in "StopperCoin", his self-branded crypto currency which is worthless. As is he.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Weed's basically legal everywhere, and you can watch your pizza get delivered in real time. America is already great. Fuck Trump.
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TheJaffe @thejaffe.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Stopper wishes a Happy National Black Dog to all who celebrate, and wants to offer a loud "WTF, bro?" to those who don't.
A picture of a small black dog on a dirty rug.
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