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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Go east young man, there lies the future.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The CA lemon law Atty’s have filed their motion to dismiss Ford’s Rico action. Interesting to me: signed by @nealkatyal.bsky.social (among others.) Link: assets.law360news.com/2370000/2370...
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Pouring one out for Ozzy - his music has been a presence in my life for half a century. 🤘
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
New suit by Uber - they are doing the RICO against two fairly well known PI firms in CA - DTLA Law and Jacob Emrani. Interestingly, lead counsel is former us atty Tara McGrath, who just joined Perkins Coie assets.law360news.com/2367000/2367...
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
One thing I like about most Brit shows and movies is the characters’ residences seem relatively legit.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
As one old enough to remember seeing Tank Man, I present Humvee Dude
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Does the US Attorney General have to be a lawyer?
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Citation nerdery: When you cite Cal.Rptr for appellate cases, but Cal. for our Supreme Court, the only thing I think”Wtaf is wrong with you?”
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Interesting to me 4a trial result. Kansas can’t use the “pervasively regulated industry” warrant exception to search a dog trainer’s abode/business under a state regulatory scheme. The trial came after a 10CA reversal of dismissal. @orinkerr.bsky.social www.kake.com/home/warantl...
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Warrantless searches of rural Cowley County home struck down by federal court
A federal court has ruled in favor of a Cowley County bird dog trainer and his wife, ruling that surprise, warrantless searches to their property are unconstitutional. The court found
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
If you’ve got a badge and a gun but think your actions are shameful enough to need a mask, you should quit.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Is it better to end birthright citizenship before or after Juneteenth? - the musings of S. Alito, probably.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
John Robert’s Legacy, right here.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Please read and share this statement from Sophie and Colin Hortman, children of Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark. (via WCCO reporter Caroline Cummings on X)
"We are devastated and heartbroken at the loss of our parents, Melissa and Mark. They were the bright lights at the center of our lives, and we can't believe they are gone. Their love for us was boundless. We miss them so much.
"We want everyone to know that we are both safe and with loved ones. We are grateful for the outpouring of love and support we have received, and we appreciate your respect for our family's privacy as we grieve.
"Our family would like to thank law enforcement for their swift action that saved others and for the coordination across communities that led to the arrest of the man who murdered our parents. We especially would like to thank the officers who were first on the scene to our parents' home and their heroic attempts to rescue our mom and dad.
"Our parents touched so many lives, and they leave behind an incredible legacy of dedication to their community that will live on in us, their friends, their colleagues and co-workers, and every single person who knew and loved them.
"If you would like to honor the memory of Mark and Melissa, please consider the following:
• Plant a tree.
• Visit a local park and make use of their amenities, especially a bike trail.
• Pet a dog. A golden retriever is ideal, but any will do.
• Tell your loved ones a cheesy dad joke and laugh about it.
• Bake something — bread for Mark or a cake for Melissa, and share it with someone.
• Try a new hobby and enjoy learning something.
• Stand up for what you believe in, especially if that thing is justice and peace.
"Hope and resilience are the enemy of fear. Our parents lived their lives with immense dedication to their fellow humans. This tragedy must become a moment for us to come together. Hold your loved ones a little closer. Love your neighbors. Treat each other with kindness and respect. The best way to honor our parents' memory is to do something, whether big or small, to make our community just a little better for someone else."
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
“This” doesn’t really need a specific antecedent, sadly.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I can’t even.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The malicious compliance is chefs_kiss.gif
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Walkin' in L.A., nobody walks in L.A. -T. Bozzio
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Jennifer Brooks @stribrooks.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Quick reminder to the armchair analysists out there speculating over little #mnlege floor charts: Knock it off, you absolute goblins. The legislative year just ended. A seat is the least important thing Minnesota lost to a bullet today.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
And if it’s some leathernecks? Asking for my city.
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Matthew Stiegler @matthewstiegler.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
“A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.”
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The White House has already previewed their legal argument in the military deployment at the border context; they argue it's not a violation of the Posse Comitatus Act because the troops are not arresting the person, merely temporarily detaining them for local law enforcement to arrive.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I’d like a lot more context on the reason for this detention, but it’s absolutely devastating no matter why. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
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Exclusive: US Marines carry out first known detention of civilian in Los Angeles, video shows
Marines deployed to Los Angeles carried out the detention of a civilian on Friday, the U.S. military confirmed after being presented with Reuters images, in the first known detention by active-duty troops deployed there by President Donald Trump.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Almost trucked Gina Davis at a park. My son distracted me and I didn’t see her leading to a thankfully minor run in. Mind you, she’s a 6 footer - a bit hard to miss. She was as pleasant as can be, and chortled at my parenting fail.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
After I saw this, I searched for the idiotic blue book version in Breyer's ruling in Newsom v. Trump - no hits. Cleaned up? Two. @scotusplaces.bsky.social
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Approx 23% of Californians are registered as R per the Sec’ty of State. Without data, I believe that many of the I’s are former R’s who left b/c of MAGA.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Damn. “Well, I feel so broke up I want to go home”
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Co-sign. Law enforcement in this country masking up is wrong and offensive.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This won’t get the press that Girardi’s sentencing did, but his son in law David Lira pled guilty today, to contempt of court for the handling of the Lion Air settlement funds. apple.news/AEy4b65xnSBu...
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L.A. lawyer and son-in-law of Tom Girardi pleads guilty to contempt of court — Los Angeles Times
David Lira pleaded guilty to defying a Chicago judge’s order to distribute settlement funds to widows and orphans of an Indonesian plane crash.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Dolan gonna Dolan.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I have an entity client where one member is a partner at an amlaw 10 firm. Very very bright. He used chat-gpt to “research” a potential cause of action in the area of my subject matter expertise, and far afield from his. Friends, that was a really fun discussion.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
My over/under was 125 pages, and I took the over.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Nightmare fuel for parents. I taught my kids to drive, and our first couple times each was behind the wheel were also in a parking lot.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Fountain of Youth is inexplicably and horrendously a bore and a chore to finish.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I saw Jaws on release, and we were a beach/swimming family. I was terrified to go in the water. My mom solved that by telling me either I went in, or I never got to go to another movie.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Hey @kenwhite.bsky.social, is this a RICO? (complaint linked in second skeet.)
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Ford sues lemon law attorneys for the RICO. Under CA law, a successful plaintiff can get statutory fees. Ford conducted a forensic review of the supporting declarations over multiple actions, and found one atty allegedly billed 57.6 hours in a single day. www.law360.com/articles/234...
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Ford Hits Calif. Firms With RICO Suit Over Lemon Law Billing - Law360
The Ford Motor Co. sued several California-based law firms and lawyers in Los Angeles federal court Wednesday, accusing them of conspiring to overcharge clients and defraud major automotive manufactur...
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
"I sit there."
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Wow, this Alito cite is deeply dishonest; the kind of thing that if a lawyer pulled it, they’d get rightfully yelled at by a judge.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Got a good, if very late, email from the CA bar yesterday. The basic point, made well, is that lawyers cannot bend the knee under our rules of professional conduct. More cojones than my firm. And being the CA bar, they buried the “we’ll update you shortly on the exam problems” with that.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
And he’s right.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I love country code 63 scams. Yes, yes the DMV will “suspend” my car if I don’t pay you, sure thing, that’s exactly how things work.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
14 sets of twins out of 600 high school seniors seems a bit higher than expected.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
In memoriam, I’m reliving my HS soundtrack.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Well, this sucked. The Alarm weren’t huge, but are one of my favorites.
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Ben Heisler @bennyheis.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Just finished “Interior Chinatown” on Hulu. Very well done, if a bit slow at times. It’s hard to describe, but on the surface about how unseen Asians in this county feel, and the lead Asian actors are fantastic in their roles. Loved Miles Turner and Fatty.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This is wild. Lax players “haze” younger teammates. The DA tells the hazers they can turn themselves in and face misdemeanor charges, but if they don’t: felony kidnapping. Hardly a surprise all turned themselves in. School already cancelled the season, which sucks for those not involved.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
“Folded like Paul Weiss” just has such a nice ring.
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Incitatus @theincitatus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
We Are Legion IYYK.
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