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The Hotel Podcast

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Horror podcast created by Veronica California and Mark Whitten Thats all folks!

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Veronica California 🏳️‍⚧️ @veronicacalifornia.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
happy pride bitches!
two women at a pride parade in Hollywood.
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Veronica California 🏳️‍⚧️ @veronicacalifornia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy pride! one day they'll write song about you, keep your chin up babes!!!
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Veronica California 🏳️‍⚧️ @veronicacalifornia.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Finishing up my work on season 2 of THE DEAD (coming this summer wherever podcasts are sold) and I can't recall if I've shared this or not but here are the writers guidelines I developed for the show. Good rules of thumb for any podcast though, my two cents as a pod writer for over a decade.
IT’S NOT A MOVIE!

WRITING GUIDELINES for THE DEAD: SEASON 2

Something exciting must happen in the first 5 pages.

THERE MUST BE AN AD BREAK AT THE HALFWAY POINT WITH A ‘DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!’ MOMENT.

Go ahead and make that ending punchy too. 
These are one shots, let’s make every shot count.

Any action line that doesn't include a sound is not effective! Keep action lines as simple as possible with a focus on the audio, not the visual. The audience isn’t reading it and the visual atmosphere built in these lines doesn’t exist in podcasts.

25 - 30 pages. The tighter the better. 

Respect the listener’s attention and geography. 
A gang of 6 with 3 lines each is less effective than a gang of 3 with 6 lines each. Limit characters for clarity

Just call them zombies or ‘the dead’. Unless you have a very good, interesting, fresh, and narrative or thematic NECESSARY reason to find a new synonym for walking or biting, just call them zombies. 
The George A. Romero Foundation has outright banned words like ‘Walker’ or ‘Zed’ from other big zombie franchises!

BEWARE OF FOOTSTEPS. Footsteps are implied. Scenes should not rely on hearing footsteps. Footsteps are added as a last resort as they can be impressively distracting and tricky to build. This is The Dead, not The Walking Dead.
BEWARE OF BACKGROUND DRONE. Scenes should not have a distracting background sound to be tolerated for 4.5 minutes. (The sound of car horns in traffic is fine for example, but a car alarm will quickly ruin a scene.)

Sound design will enhance your script like seasoning a meal, but too much salt will turn the soup. 
Use it wisely. Avoid script notes longer than 5 lines per page, total. Sound design descriptors are subject to change and fluid in any podcast script, so don’t get too precious!

Target audience is 18-24 + 35-45! HORROR IS SCARY BE SCARY.

Have fun and be yourself :)
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
season 4 episode 12 X - X
screenshot of a script that reads

the Owner
YOU CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS, LOBBY BOY!
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Veronica California 🏳️‍⚧️ @veronicacalifornia.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Recording the final episode of The Follow-Up Showdown today. I've been doing this podcast with Lauren and Cool Paul for like 8 or 9 years. Pitching movie sequels where studios failed us, and the real friends we made along the way. 💜 shorturl.at/1UEWD
a pile of DVD's with a blank one on top that reads 'the follow-up showdown' written in markera pile of DVD's with a blank one on top that reads 'the follow-up showdown 2' written in markera pile of DVD's with a blank one on top that reads 'the follow-up showdown 3' written in marker
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The original Hotel logo. I couldn't post the first episode because the image was the wrong size and in my panic I scrolled through some royalty free image sight and found our current beautiful logo. this one has a certain season 1 quality about though I think. Ted Barrow surely followed this sign.
a red neon sign that reads HOTEL vertically hanging off a dark building at night.
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
full circle
tumblr ask screencap

alexander-the-adequate asked:

I was listening to the SCP Archives recording of SCP-1981 (Reagan Cut Up) for the forty hyperbaliionth time to cheer myself up, and actually listened to the credits. You have an upsettingly solid Ronald Reagan impression. 

thehotelpod responded:

oh my GOD it is crazy that you not only stumbled upon that but reached out about for you see I am bringing back my RR impression for an episode of THE DEAD this year!!
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Tal @starplanes.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My book is out! It's got everything I know about making audio drama! Thinking about dipping your toes into fiction podcasting? You should! Get my book at: talminear.com#howtomakeaud... (ebook is only $7 cause it want it to be accessible)
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
We should all be so lucky. Working on S6 for youtube
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The Auditor - 6.4 I Am Not Insignificant!
My empty landscape is peppered with goblins,
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Veronica California 🏳️‍⚧️ @veronicacalifornia.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
If you are interested in producing an audio drama I cannot recommend highly enough listening to as much as Tal has to say about it as you possibly can. I've been doing this for ten years and every conversation I've had with them still teaches me something VASTLY important and new!
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I don't measure successful art by download numbers or dollars, I measure it in people doing stuff like this. Please burn, rip, download, beg borrow or steal this show. Tear it apart and share it with anyone any way you like. I made it for you (YOU PERSONALLY!) take it and run and don't look back.
a skinny CD jewel case with a crumpled printed out HOTEL PODCAST logo as the art. "the Hotel podcast" written down the side in white out. A fingerless gloved hand holds the case.a burned CD that reads "THE HOTEL" with the center of the disc as the "O" and "no one checks out" and "its not haunted, its not hell, its the Hotel!" all written in three different kinds of marker
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
You asked, and like 2 or 3 years later, I listened-- Now YOU can listen to The Hotel Podcast's original soundtrack and all the theme song varieties! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmqn...
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One Hour of Ambient Manager Music from The Hotel Podcast
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
SEASON 5 is now available on YouTube! (Season 6 available soon!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=biOM...
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5.1 Merp & Burble
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My so-called 'haunted house record' is up on Patreon! If access to our entire show, ad and announcement free, plus our entire soundtrack wasn't quite enough to tempt you, I am SURE this bit of spooky fun IS. www.patreon.com/c/thehotel
left: album cover depicting an ancient fortress on Mars. it reads 'Veronica California presents MARTIAN FORTRESS and other spooky soundscapes for Halloween'.
right: dusty martian landscape. it reads 'SIDE A: goblins in the sewer,boglins in the neighborhood, alien abduction, snowy mountain yeti attack, martian fortress, falling through time, losing your mind, hell SIDE B: The Long Journey'
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Judy Blashy's (potential) fate "revealed" (?) in the final Hotel Podcast bonus episode! On Patreon now!
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
TODAY ON PATREON! Season 5 is available on YouTube, fully captioned and remastered. Join today to get early access. Seasons 1-4 + the Halloween Specials are already available to the public! www.youtube.com/@thehotelpod...
youtube thumbnail for the first episode of season 5 of The Hotel Podcast: Merp & Burble. The Hotel logo on the left has a home sweet home welcome mat, there is a hunched bald creature on the left in nightvision hunter camera green. a woman with a bloody head holds back a curtain. the words MERP AND BURBLE glow prominently in the center.
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The final postcard art for the Hotel podcast by Evulbad! The Wizard of HOZtel drops on Patreon on December 15th. Judy Blashy Returns, poor thing.
the cast of the Hotel podcast in a vibrant colorful wizard of oz setting. The TinManager, the Lionny Boy, Judy Blashy, the GlindAuditor, The ScarecrOwner, and the Bellhop all cluster at the bottom of the frame beneath the Concierge as the Wizard of Oz on TV screens
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Graham Rowat @growat.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Paranormal Appraisal 151 By Soren Narnia Now playing @campfireradio.bsky.social 🎙️ w/ Jared Rivet 🎹 @overlookhotel.bsky.social #horror #audiodrama #podcast #paranormal #investigation open.spotify.com/episode/7pbJ...
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Back catalogue, ad free, BTS, and more always available on Patreon! www.patreon.com/c/thehotel
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Get more from The Hotel on Patreon
creating Fiction Podcasts
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The Job Swap trilogy, only on Patreon.
three separate pieces form a continuous image. left to right is the Lobby Boy grinning behind the front desk as the Manager. Then the Manager, as the Owner, torn in half as her skeleton tries to flee in terror. Finally the Owner as the Lobby Boy holds a feather duster in the hall on his way to check on a guest.
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I put the final (new!) piece of music in the final episode. The Wizard of HOZtel touches down on Patreon December 15th.
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Graham Rowat @growat.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I got to discuss recording the Scriptnotes audiobook on this week’s episode of the podcast. Listen now for some young, sexy, Ed McMahon energy. Print and audio editions drop December 2nd. #scriptnotes #podcast #audiobook #narration #screenwriting
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The New Crew when they showed up
Hobbies the tiger in a red scarf pleasantly saying "we're here to devour each other alive."
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
the final Izzy piece for the final Moss episode! Job Swap III: The Owner IS the Lobby Boy as the Staff checks in one final guest. Available now on Patreon. www.patreon.com/c/thehotel
the Owner dressed as the Lobby Boy, clutching a feather duster. several strange and screaming pictures hang on the wall behind him.
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Veronica California 🏳️‍⚧️ @veronicacalifornia.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
eagle earred listeners will hear the Star Trek references I put in the new season of THE DEAD, but only the true devotees will catch The Hotel references.
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Hotel en español season 4 is coming, season 5 of The Hotel coming to YouTube, and Job Swap III: The Owner is coming to Patreon this weekend (with the last ever Izzy art!)
a low rez digital woman sitting lotus style against a green swirling digital house background. text reads 'have u tried speaking to the manager....within?'
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Rissa Montañez @rissavoices.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I read the first chapter of Carmilla on Instagram Live tonight and I loved it even though I didn't get through it without fumbling several words and telling stories that had nothing to do with the book because I was SO nervous. But...I had fun. 🖤
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
the thing about archiving The Hotel years later is that it is sometimes tricky to not only see the flaws and missteps, things I would have done better (or just different). But that's what deadlines are for. I could tinker and fiddle until the decay.
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
work has officially started on getting season 5 on YouTube (as well as the season 5 companion guide!)
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Rissa Montañez @rissavoices.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
If a livestream of me reading Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" doesn’t get a lot of viewers, I hope to at least bring attention to the cause. I am a voiceover artist in Chicago & there's been no time like the present to give back to our communities somehow. 🖤 chicagosfoodbank.org
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Food Depository in Chicago | Greater Chicago Food Depository
Hunger affects communities throughout Chicago and Cook County and we’re working to put an end to it. Get help or take action to support our efforts.
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
i just personally don't agree with radiation poisoning. you held a rock and now you feel bad? grow up.
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I forgot about this. Izzy's the best.
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Official Hotel artist Izzy 'filthyguts' Chavez Animation Compilation
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Bailey Wolfe, Voice Actor and Lacticide in Progress @bbwolfevox.com · 24/10/2025
This team has been a joy to work with—can’t wait to see what Dalia’s going to find out there!!!
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Job Swap continues with The Manager as THE OWNER as the Staff checks in a guest one last time, only on Patreon! This is also the second to last Izzy 'filthyguts' piece for The Hotel ever! Join Patreon to get a postcard sent right to your home!
a severe blonde woman glowers at the viewer while her skeleton rips its way screaming from her body.
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
All 13 episodes of our Halloween specials are up on youtube! THE THEATRE OF TERROR II: THE HOTEL OF TOMORROW WE FOUND THE HOTEL THE RAVEN THE THEATRE OF TERROR V: THE HOTEL OF TOMORROW II: THE HOUSE OF SHELLEY youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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The Halloween Specials - YouTube
From season one: The Theatre of Terror II: The Hotel of Tomorrow From season five: The Raven From season six: The Theatre of Terror V: The Hotel of Tomorrow ...
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Graham Rowat @growat.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Truly a surreal and amazing night at @yankees.com stadium, singing the Canadian and US national anthems. Thoroughly stress tested my adrenaline limits. #gojays #goyankees #gosports
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
you're never gonna guess who was singing the Canadian National Anthem when it got booed
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The og Staff and New Crew swapping places between stories in House of Shelley compliments their rivalry fading in the final seasons storyline. This exchange however is a reference to Watership Down and it's sequel, but you really gotta want it. (Rabbits can't conceive of numbers larger than 5)
AUDITOR!SHELLEY

Every creature on the grounds here
has a heart that beats blood as red
as ours. What do you suppose the
truth is in the stories of rabbits?

BELLHOP!PERCY

Got him.

CONCIERGE!BYRON

I can't think of more than 5 rabbit
stories at the moment, so let me
amend my philosophy to the
constraints of the human heart.
Unless you had your heart set on a
story from the warrens where my
rabbits dwell?
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My favorite part of The House of Shelley is the banter between the Staff bookending the horror stories. This bit here though is a reference to none other than Slar!
Manager!Shelley
Percy still requires a lit candle in his chamber when he sleeps after no more than a short tale I invented about a bald goblin living in his wardrobea bald goblin jumps out a wardrobe, startling hipster
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
To my horror it seems it's been one year since our final Theatre of Terror and tbh I don't think it nearly enough attention so I'm bumping it again this year. Rumor control. Here are the facts:
THE THEATRE OF TERROR V: THE HOTEL OF TOMORROW II: THE HOUSE OF SHELLEY
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Season IV fully captioned and up on YouTube!
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SEASON IV - YouTube
The Staff return to a classic check in formula and the Hotel Herself joins the ensemble in super sized episodes.
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The Job Swap Trilogy begins on Patreon today! The final check in, the final night, all starts with the Lobby Boy as The Manager!
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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BONUS! Job Swap Trilogy TRAILER!
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The Job Swap Trilogy is coming to Patreon.com/TheHotel with new original art by Izzy 'filthyguts' Chavez! youtu.be/1pO-HwxTe1I
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Job Swap Trailer
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lou-ellen 🎃 @louceph.com · 17/08/2025
recreation of a song i heard in a dream
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
see THIS is Ted Barrow. idk where Handsome Ted Barrow comes from. Is it because Mark Sounds Handsome?
jack warden in 12 Angry Men wearing and old fashion hat and jacket from the 40sjack warden in 12 Angry Men wearing and old fashion hat and jacket from the 40sjack warden in 12 Angry Men wearing and old fashion hat and jacket from the 40s
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saturn 🪐 @saturnsehyoon.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
i got SO EMOTIONAL listening to this. i can't believe my favorite podcast ended this year. the hotel found me when i was still attending college, driving an hour and a half (one way) home every weekend. she (the hotel herself) accompanied me for many of those trips, [con't.]
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The Hotel Podcast @thehotelpodcast.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
RIP Tom. [Wolfman Jack voice] This one's for the Howner fans open.spotify.com/track/0WVWNx...
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The Masochism Tango (Stereo Mix)
Tom Lehrer · The Conducted Tom Lehrer · Song · 2023
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tonči zonjić @tozo.today · 26/07/2025
some more helpful reminders from 2016 me who knew more than i do now #reruns
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