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34/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992 MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI! All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age Age in Bio, or I block READ PIN

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Fimif🔞 @fimifff.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The Uddertaker
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Fimif🔞 @fimifff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
quick self indulgence
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Eliphus @eliphusz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Betilla reposts as a memorial🥲 #Rayman
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Fimif🔞 @fimifff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Charlotte trying to be cool or something
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Goddess Divine 🫶🏻 $70/$400 @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 5h
Please help. Currently at $70/$400. This is past due but I still need to make it. Please anyone that can help. Every bit is so important #mutualaid #helpsky ##helpfolkslive linktr.ee/divineanddel...
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Goddess Divine 🫶🏻 $70/$400 @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 4h
How could you deny me
Sivine in a micro bikini
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GothThick🖤 ($20/$350) @goththick.bsky.social · 4h
Okie I've got to go for a bit. Hopefully I'll come back to a tip, sale, and/or new subscriber🤞🏻 Don't forget to hydrate, medicate/meditate (if you need too/can), masterbate and most importantly— be kind to yourself ✨🖤
Red monochrome themed selfie of GothThick in a black band tee, theor index finger into their mouth as fhey slightly bite it, in a seductive manner, while making eye contact with the camera.
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🐮Lord Burqan 🐍🔞 @lordburqan.bsky.social · 21h
Happy #TFTuesday! I didn't remember how PERRRTY Zelda came out in thiiis! Enjoy! :D Just for this once, I will drop the futa alt for the 3rd phase in comments. All of the sets have futa and nude alts, among other things, so feel free to check them out here 👀: patreon.com/LordBurqan
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GothThick🖤 ($20/$350) @goththick.bsky.social · 17h
Can't even make a mini goal $50 to post a clip. $20/$50 and it was from a fellow swer. Am sad. Try again tomorrow with ass.
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 20h
The Supreme Court is allowing the Trump administration to continue deporting migrants to countries other than their own for now. Tuesday's order temporarily lifts an appeals court decision that said migrants should get a chance to object before being sent to so-called third countries.
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Sabrina, Slutty Wiccan Minx 🔞 @starnyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Making a new post for algo purposes, I've been dealing with housing insecurity for a bit over two years, trying and failing to secure work to sustain myself. I've set up a gofundme, if you'd like to help a struggling trans girl out, I'd be very grateful gofund.me/370ab647f
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Donate to Help Sabrina Stay Housed and Avoid Homelessness, organized by Sabrina Coffman
Hi! My name is Sabrina, and I’ve been dealing with housing insecurit… Sabrina Coffman needs your support for Help Sabrina Stay Housed and Avoid Homelessness
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coyote Vs Acme is available to stream now. I encourage everyone to watch it!
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Coyote Vs Acme Coyote Vs Acme 2026
ALT: Coyote Vs Acme Coyote Vs Acme 2026
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Miranda 🌸 @crookedneighbor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder how much of this is because all of these people have already lived their lives like this via human "assistants" and "household managers"
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Jane @janedoeoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Patreon post! www.patreon.com/JaneDoeOreo/...
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Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When the AI agents get fed your personal data after midnight:
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Gremlins Eating Popcorn
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Jeremy Wallace @jeremywallace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The most disturbing ad in a long time. Palantir is, of course, the DEFINITION of a wolf that will devour you. And their business model is not letting you "Stay Sovereign." Palantir owns its models and systematically threatens state autonomy by making them dependent on its services.
Palantir ad on the NYT homepage. 
Frightening image of a wolf baring its teeth, its glaring eyes reflecting a camera flash. 
Ad text: You wouldn't invite a wolf to guard your sheep. 
Don't use AI without protection. 
Stay Sovereign.

Palantir.
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Risque Draws 🔞✍️☕ @risquedraws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pintember 🩷 (13th - 16th)
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tyrants view educated citizens as their greatest enemy. Slaveholders stopped the enslaved from learning to read. Nazis burned books. Dictators censor media. That’s why Trump is attacking education, science, museums, the media, and the arts – to prevent us from learning. It's Fascism 101.
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Studio MDHR @studiomdhr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How time flies!! Today we celebrate a whopping 9 years since Cuphead’s release, and look to the horizon where new adventures await. From all of us at Studio MDHR, our heartfelt thanks for joining us on this journey.
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Minnesota Mary @minnesotamarys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😱😱😱
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Sklay! 🔞 @lewsklay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
🌼 Daisy sitting on it 🧡
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marell / world's biggest shermie fan @marellarell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
at the beach
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember, on November 3, a vote for Republicans is a vote for Elon Musk
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 23h
Elon Musk is so "done with politics" that he's sitting next to the president while the speaker of the House is forced to stand.
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Darling. @ohhdarling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Low on food.. please help me reach my goal so I can buy some food for the day for me and my parent..
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Fortune 🔜 GFM, MFF @fortunethebun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is funny, it really is. However. I don't think I have any "keep politics out of furry uwu" people following me, but if i do, you need to think about this. No amount of keeping it SFW is going to be enough for him. They will make your hobby political, and owning that is our only defense.
A tweet from Senator  Tommy Tuberville that reads "Just a few weeks ago at the 'Furry Migration' convention in Minneapolis, there was an 'aviation furs meet-up.'

Ask yourself...would you be comfortable with a MENTALLY ILL FURRY being your pilot?"
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 23h
The corruption never stops.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Vampyrx🫀🦇 @cruorcrypt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Normalize tipping sex workers on top of the cost of their content… Content costs you $20, tip $4 or more additional. Sex work is lowkey customer service work when you think about it. We deserve to be tipped like other service workers. In addition to our regular pay.
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Sandy Thixxx($157.95/$333) @sandythixx.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Survivors have scars, Victims have graves. Something I've had to carve into my soul every single day to remind myself that just because my tummy is scarred now, it doesn't make me any less beautiful or desirable. It simply means I survived. #TittyTuesday #TummyTuesday linktr.ee/casandrarae38
Sandy wearing her black panties and nothing else as she faces the camera showing off her massive tits and tummy.
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🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞 $325/$1345 @thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social · 23h
HELP HER OUT!
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GothThick🖤 ($20/$350) @goththick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you enjoy my content, please consider sending a gift on Throne! Imagine the content I can make for you with new toys, outfits, tips to motivate, selfcare etc P.s. I love gifts of kind suprises. Spoil me & get spoiled back🖤 throne.com/goththick/wishlist
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Tanooki (Commissions Closed: 10/10 Slots) @tano0ki.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
holy fucking shit.
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ocaritna🔜 PAWAI 2026 @ocaritna.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Gonna make use all the time Mrs Chilli had with her dearest husband💦
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Amara Burrger @aburrger.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
🎨"Golden Week Cow" Just gonna do a warm-up, I told myself. Just gonna draw Amoora....2 hours later...
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ocaritna🔜 PAWAI 2026 @ocaritna.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
They found Kit's lost beach episode 👀💦 -------- See the full pic (and action!) on my patreon! patreon.com/ocaritna
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flaynefantasy15.bsky.social @flaynefantasy15.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
P*treon reward drawn by @ocaritna.bsky.social of Eyrs flexing with a lovely view from the back #furryartnsfw
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Turnbaums @turnbaums.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a company's an animal #oc #livingmachine
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GothThick🖤 ($20/$350) @goththick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'll post if you also tip @natheespacewhore.bsky.social If you do tip it, send me an alien 👽 emoji in my dms so I know. (I will ask him, if we dont have any kind of prior rapport with you.)
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globbie (ghoul edition) 🎃🦇🕸🥀 @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i still need to pay my $200+ phone bill btwwwww <3
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OxKingky 🔞 @oxkingky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Debbie!
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🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞 $325/$1345 @thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Recently got $10, but I definitely need help with the money ASAP.
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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i need money rn i need enough to get a motel room i am in danger
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𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 [[COMMS OPEN!]] @juicydemon.art · 27/09/2026
I am once again open for commissions! 💗 Gonna try something different - I'm opening 10 slots, and I will be working on them all through October. juicydemon.art/comms
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TheHoeArtist @thehoeartiste.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wanna Rock A Doodle with you
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