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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I hope everyone is now fully aware of why Pete Hegseth is not just a joke, but a clear and present danger to the United States of America and the future of its Armed Forces.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

whoa. plot twist for the very nature of your existence

cover of TURNED GAY BY THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD THAT I MAY ACTUALLY BE A CHARACTER IN A CHUCK TINGLE BOOK featuring handsome shirtless buckaroo on the right and on the left is a swirling galaxy with a smiling face on it

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026

Pond A Little Too Serene

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That holding call that gave the Giants a gift TD MIGHT be the worst I've ever seen in the NFL.

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every so often, I am reminded that John Chayka is the Leafs GM, and I begin to laugh anew. Trading Knies for Marchenko? Yeah, that's a Chayka move.

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If the USA is going to survive past 2028, we're going to have to do the equivalent of chemotherapy and radiation treatment on the entire government to rid ourselves of this cancer.

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I must confess I'm a bit out of the NASCAR loop these days, but... ...doesn't Brad Keselowski have an ownership stake in the 6?

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

But I thought that Trump said that MAGA is all good times, all the time, and that we're the best we've ever been, and the country is in better shape than ever, and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm trying desperately to figure out which is less relevant to me: Ella Langley and her hit song, or the Rolling Stone writer's anguished screed about people who don't know it or like it.

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is when it's okay to love sports

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If we've got Arnold, they can have Fetterman

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Good Place and Parks and Rec at 51 and 50, respectively, confirms that the New York Times is full of shit. They put fucking LOUIE ahead of them.

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The fact that Tommy Tuberville sees the meowing on guard frequencies as evidence of widespread furry culture in aviation is the most convincing argument yet that his cranial area is filled with rancid Taco Bell farts instead of brain matter.

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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that ANY other IndyCar ride would be an upgrade over DCR.

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

By rights, the GOP should have a midterms that would rival Walter Mondale's election performance against Ronald Reagan. But I have this sinking feeling that America will be stupider than anyone ever possibly imagined and not come through for us.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Now this is my kind of foreshadowing

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The new McLaren logo is disappointing proof that there IS a use case for AI graphic design

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I've already facepalmed and headdesked and I'm afraid my next alternative might cause me grievous bodily harm

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Translation: "Anything that we think will get us viral exposure and makes NASCAR look exciting is hunky-dory in my book."

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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Truest Meme

How you remember your friend from high school, with a picture of Sean Penn as Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

When you find them on Facebook, with a picture of Penn as Colonel Lockjaw in One Battle After Another

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The fact that I can spend a Monday discussing the Battle of Midway and the Pacific Theater in WWII on the Bluesky app makes me very glad indeed to be here.

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In case you wanted to know how insane this sports night is, Pavin Smith just beat the Yankees with a walkoff home run on a night where Cam Schlittler was pitching

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This Blaney-Hocevar fight is just like Cale and Donnie at Daytona, except that nobody outside of the sport knows who they are, and there's no blizzard that's forcing people to watch them fight on the only available source of entertainment

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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Omg sorry sarge I didn’t notice the incoming missles bc i was busy performing my mandatory 5x/hr beating off schedule

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-c…

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Joel Fleming @joel-fleming.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You’re absolutely right. There was another plane already on that runway. That’s on me and it won’t happen again.

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's a shitty effect of the times we live in that I'm wondering if Connor Hellebuyck is demanding a trade out of Winnipeg because he's a die-hard Trumper who now thinks of Canada as an enemy. I fucking LOATHE Donald Trump for making me think that's even a possibility.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 17/09/2026

When the Herald asked Salazar whether she ever felt at odds with the hardline immigration stances at the top of the GOP ticket, she said the “only” candidate who could fix immigration was Trump.

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Because nobody in his circle is smart enough to realize it either, because they are are edgelord meme bitches or, like Natalie Harp, legitimately brain-damaged enough to worship his mushroom-dicked, narcissistic, diaper-wearing ass.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 16/09/2026

ok, there it is, run the ad

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Somebody Cliff's Notes today's IndyCar news for me - been a bit busy outside the bubble. Did we lose Hinch to F1 full time or something?

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This is an all-timer of a headline typo. Thank you, Google News, for giving me this Sunday morning gift.

YOURVALLEY.NET HEADLINE TYPO: Sun City West church offers food panty, soup meal

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I keep going over it and I simply can't believe that bathroom etiquette and gender law is being decided by the same group who enthusiastically came up with the idea of glory holes

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The world is being overrun by far-right buttmunchers and our current administration is built entirely on hating and fearing people but sure Condi gaslight us some more

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.

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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

He was calling the next 20 years on SEPTEMBER 12TH, 2001 If I had written these words on that day, and been THIS CORRECT, literally no one could tell me nothing for the rest of my life.

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

HOLY GRAND MAL SEIZURE JESUS ON A TURGID WET CHEERIO

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Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 @thehockeystig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The absolute best part of this amazing satire is that it's nowhere near as reprehensible and offensive as some of the other corporate "remembrances" of 9/11.

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