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TheHey™

@thehey.bsky.social
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Red Sox fan, Trekker and New England Browncoat. Vaccinated. Alternate Socials: Hive: @thehey @thehey@techhub.social

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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 49m
What’s a poster you had in your room growing up? You can’t imagine how disappointed 11 year old me was that Kong was less than half this size in the film.
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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Ramiel 🐇 @pawberry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
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brianmacp.bsky.social @brianmacp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They’re selling tickets to the relocated Cubs-Red Sox game for $100 and up? Who’s buying those tickets on two days’ notice? I remember in ~1994 when the Kingdome roof broke and the Mariners had to relocate a bunch of home games, and the games at Fenway Park were $10 general admission tickets.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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That's A Shame
ALT: That's A Shame
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Derek Burgan @derekburgan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Weird Al was my very first concert at the Hampton Beach ballroom in New Hampshire.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA Huey Long and the Fake News
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 23/09/2026
‘GODZILLA MINUS ZERO’ is rated R for some violent content/bloody images. It is the first Godzilla film ever to get a R rating.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@oldtakesexposed.bsky.social
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m on a quiz show that only tapes 46 days a year and even I think this schedule is a little light.
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 17/09/2026
He’s not looking at a placard about lowering grocery prices. He’s not looking at a placard about end the Iran War. He’s not looking at a placard about reining in AI or ending the Canadian Trade War or expanding healthcare. He’s focused on what he thinks matters most: His grievances.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Singer-songwriter duo Chuck Clarke and Lyle Rogers have withdrawn from the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Peter Abraham @peteabeglobe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pitchers to open the game with an immaculate inning: Sandy Koufax 6-3-62 vs. NYM Shane Reynolds 7-15-99 vs. DET Pedro Martinez 5-18-02 vs. SEA Rick Helling 6-2-06 vs. DET Rich Harden 6-8-08 vs. LAA Payton Tolle 9-13-26 vs. KC
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@oldtakesexposed.bsky.social
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
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Aliens: Soldier Reloads Shotgun
ALT: Aliens: Soldier Reloads Shotgun
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It feels like the Muppet Show special winning 4 Emmys is the last thing Disney wanted to happen. They probably would rather have Point Grey make a sketch show like Muppets Now than a variety or narrative series. You can probably guess why. $$$
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Please don’t give the Red Sox any ideas.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All that’s missing are pens on the sleeve to indicate rank. And Star Destroyers.
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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...
"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is there a magnetron in it?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/09/2026
Let this trouncing be a message to anyone who thinks throwing trans people under the bus is a good idea.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Animal House: Forget It, He's Rolling
ALT: Animal House: Forget It, He's Rolling
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Star Police Action
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
College professor goes on a trip to collect an old trunk.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m truly shocked she didn’t say this with a vendi pumpkin spice latte in her hand.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I just hope Tim is looking over us having some nice sesame cake. RIP.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Name one villain that lowkey had a point.
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Doofenshmirtz Dance Moves
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Think of all the people with more money and power than Dolly Parton who haven’t done a fraction of the good she did for the world. It’s not because they don’t have the means or opportunity, it’s just because they don’t want to.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you score runs on the Red Sox first, you'll just make them mad."
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Red Sox cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“C’mon, baby, I need you to make an appearance.” “Fine. But I want jet to Paris to shop and you no talk while I’m there.”
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Alex Speier @alexspeier.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s not quite a Pedroia sequel, but does seem cast from the same comic book universe. On The Rise of The Durbinator: www.bostonglobe.com/2026/08/20/s...
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Red Sox third baseman Caleb Durbin’s early-season struggles have been replaced by the rise of ‘The Durbinator’ - The Boston Globe
An 0-for-18 run on the season’s first road trip created immediate skepticism among fans about the new third baseman.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse. Wrong answers only.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is when Graham Chapman comes out to declare that things had gotten entirely too silly.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Gesundheit.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The cruelty will continue until morale improves.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Damn. And he JUST picked it out, too.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Griff Tannen to Marty McFly: Wrong Answer!
ALT: Griff Tannen to Marty McFly: Wrong Answer!
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If I was this guy I would’ve done this at the place where Mitch McConnell is supposedly staying and maybe the press would check a few things out while reporting on the arrest.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Banana Splits Band Performance
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Aaron Rodgers is an absolute piece of shit.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Honestly expected him to recommend scrapple.
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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Maybe don’t call them Democratic socialists. Maybe we are FDR Democrats or New Deal Democrats. The idea is we need a party that looks out for the people again.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
God damnit.
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Glen Hansard: Oscar-winning songwriter killed in crash
Hansard, who was 56, won the best song Oscar for the 2007 low-budget musical film Once.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
On a flight during The Blip.
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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Y’know when they started selling Polaroid branded batteries and light bulbs? This is kinda like that.
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Matchbox The Movie — Official Trailer | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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