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the herpderpingest

@theherpderpingest.bsky.social
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Demi-bisexual with ADHD. I came here to look at Jayvik art and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum. herpderpingest.tumblr.com

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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 4h
I wish my brain didn't think ice cream was an appropriate treatment for melancholy.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Happy Halloween 🎃  its a pop up notification from your computer and it reads " its nearly October  Time to get spooky!" And you have 2 options  either yes or hell yes"
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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 5h
Btw there's a store near me called Omega Beauty Supply
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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 5h
I don't know why I'm so bummed out right now, oh wait nevermind it's cause I applied to a bunch of jobs earlier.
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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 5h
Oh no! The Problems-Causing Machine we keep putting in charge of Very Important Systems for some reason has unexpectedly caused another problem!
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dafoppishdandy @alabasterffxiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mamdani has approved free suppressants and bite-resistant neck wraps for all uninsured omegas living in new york city
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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 8h
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Roy Batty: What Do You Want Mad Stare
Alt: Roy Batty from Bladerunner looking shocked and disturbed.
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 10h
I really do think tech crossed a line at some point between "helping you do the things you want to do" on the one hand, and "helping you do the things tech wants you to do" on the other. At this point, we're all contorting ourselves to live how the tech industry thinks we should be living.
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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 10h
burnt out on the job search and I haven't even gotten to the interview stage yet 😑
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Nebulose Cloud 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @nebulose-cloud.bsky.social · 22h
J: Hey Viktor, I got these new gummy candies. Do you want to try some? V: Sure. J: Here, have two. [Viktor chews and swallows] V: Those are pretty good, can I have another? J: You can, tomorrow. [Walks away] V: ...Did you just give me iron supplements? J: *starts walking faster* #jayvik
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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 12h
Art is a conversation, and I want to have that conversation with other people.
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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 22h
Griffin and Sabine, Jayvik style
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coma @doomedsarcoma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s just a burning memory
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✨️ Andy ✨️ @thefuckistevvs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OK FOUND IT
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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really enjoying the TMA/Jayvik RBB fic, but it's also sending me back down a spiral (spiral lol) of who I think would be who in a crossover, and what their associated fears would be.
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Vee @rohvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chaos is a creative force
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Big Hat Adrian @cosmicarcanist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
remember in arcane s2 when they gave sevika that cool prosthetic and a gamblers mechanic and then didnt put her in thr game as a playable champion. What was up with that.
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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My phone is doing this thing now where the home screen always seems to have tomorrow's weather info on it. What's the temperature NOW, bitch?
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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Congrats to Prague for winning the World Tramdriver Championship this year.
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Sylus (on VGen!) 👁️ @sycobyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wicked games 🔥 ch. 2 now posted! (ongoing, updates weekly) 🥂 Rated: E 🥂 Top Jayce x Bottom Vik 🥂 jealousy, insecure vik, hurt/comfort, misunderstandings, confessions, happy end! 📖 archiveofourown.org/works/927499... #jayvik #jayvikRBB2026
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lou 🦋⚙️ @raatmastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OUR hextech dream <3
a tumblr post that says, “hey wanna be boy best friends *dies in your arms*”
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AppleInsider @appleinsider.com · 28/09/2026
In a completely unsurprising turn of events, Meta's Muse AI is stealing Apple Messages, past and present, and uploading the contents to its cloud, even if explicitly told not to.
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Meta's new AI agent blatantly ignores users permissions
In a completely unsurprising turn of events, Meta's Muse AI is stealing Apple Messages, past and present, and uploading the contents to its cloud, even if explicitly told not to.
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anti-ableist beefcake king jayce talis's fan club @beautifulpinata.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Idle Hands #jayvik - E - 8.5k massage, lab sex --- Late nights in the lab, Viktor removes his leg brace and moans in relief. Driven to the brink after two months of listening, Jayce offers a massage. --- Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/62455861
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Recharging Homos 🔋 @hexhomos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
⭐ Released from the Patreon archive: #1MHE Side-story: separation anxiety💐 (posted Aug 3) pre season 1 - canon to the dj's continuity. jayce has a lot of thoughts... and feelings... www.patreon.com/cw/Hexhomos #jayvik #hexposts
Jayvik fancomic. Title: separation anxiety. Panel 1: after an emergency procedure, viktor is pushed on a wheelchair by a vintage nurse. They reach a waiting room. Panel 2: jayce rises suddenly from his seat, stiff as a board. He’s holding something, and viktor gasps. I- jayce, is that for me? Panel 3: a tomato-red jayce is revealed to be holding a large bouquet of pink flowers. I didn’t know what to get you, and the doc said… no sweets until tuesday! So i got you the inoffensive option. To his side, viktor snorts a huge incredulous laugh. He’s delighted. Jayce bristles further and says, you can’t be upset! Next panel, he bows his head shyly. I… I am really, really glad you’re alright, viktor. He offers the flowers to his partner, continuing. To your health, I hope you’re my partner for many more years. Viktor smiles as he reaches over. He touches jayce’s wrist with both hands on his way to pick up the flowers and allows himself to linger. Jayce looks on the verge of tears. The colors of the art simplify, touchy feely pastel pink. Viktor says thank you, jayce. This is, ah, a very considerate gesture. Like you. I’m not planning to go anywhere else, anytime soon, alright? Jayce breaks and begins sniffing. He hides his flooding eyes behind his palm. Viktor slips a thumb beneath his gem bracelet and tugs, keeping them together.
Page 2. A row of 3 panels. Viktor holds the ball of pink flowers to his chest and averts his gaze. A quiet beat, then he says… may you wheel me to my room now? Er, people are staring. Panel 2, chibi jayce flaps his crying face on his elbow like a washing machine to dry out the tears. Panel 3; cartoonishly disheveled and with his face all puffy, he throws a thumbs up at viktor, making himself sparkle. Yes! Jayce says, on it, partner!
Page 3: a single, silent panel, of a blushing viktor bowing his head into his flowers, and taking a flustered sniff. He’s pink, just like them.
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Vivi | CatofApocalypse @catofapocalypse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
History of the Hexpaw (part 2) #jayvik #machineherald #jaycegiopara #leagueoflegends
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Kirbily 🔞 @kirbily.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This too is Jayce Talis
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Pres. Pervert D. Hoover @foulharbor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
shoutout to being cozy in bed i love being cozy in bed
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Nebulose Cloud 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @nebulose-cloud.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
// kidnapping Jayce Giopara who stopped paying for health insurance because Machine Herald Viktor abducts him once a month and performs medical tests/physical examinations on him including vision and dental. It may cause him a lot of stress, but Jayce thinks it's still a sweet deal. #vikjayce
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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just had a thing where the Russian > English settings in Google Translate converted a Cyrillic word into the Latin alphabet but then wouldn't translate the word itself. 😑 Anyway yeah I love what AI is doing to the internet.
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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like a thing that keeps coming up that we keep ignoring is that the horrible things we are doing to this planet actually improve themselves more than expected when we stop doing them.
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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ririarts (comms closed) @ririsfilthyart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
uuughhjh themm #zaundads #vanco
Sketch request from Instagram user: Silco and Vander happy, please.

Picture: 2D sketch of characters Silco and Vander from the show Arcane, in their alternate universe designs. Vander is kissing Silco's hand in a gentleman manner, and Silco's laughing in delight and says: "You're a ridiculous man."
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Cokes @cokesonyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is how I feel with all the lovely BigBangjayvik fanfics + art collabs THEY ALL LOOK GORGEOUS AND I HAVE NO TIME TO SIT AND READ EM BUT YALL ARE BOOKMARKED AND I SWEAR ILL CATCH UUUUUP
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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NightshadowCat (Rhyliom) @nightshadowcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When our boys' new experiment, the HexLink, turns out to be a success, Viktor and Jayce discover a new way of "feeling" each other. For #jayvikrbb, we present a new JV collaboration: fanfiction + fanart! TW: +18 content @jayvikbigbang.bsky.social #jayvik #fanart #fanfiction #jaycexviktor
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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe from now on whenever we see AI in a headline we should swap out the name of an AI CEO. "Sam Altman Went Rogue This Week And Meddled With US Government Websites"
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.
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bake 🩵 jayce’s arm hair @degivras.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
its the weekend !! everyone get more freaky now !!!
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ririarts (comms closed) @ririsfilthyart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lapdog #vander (Repost with correct versions oops)
2D grayscale drawing of character Vander from the show Arcane, lying on bed, spreading arms and legs out lazily. Naked except for black lingerie and stockings, cock out of the panties and leaking on his stomach.2D colored drawing of character Vander from the show Arcane, lying on bed, spreading arms and legs out lazily. Naked except for black lingerie and stockings, cock out of the panties and leaking on his stomach.
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CielosCambalache @cieloscambalache.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He had a rough week but we are here to give him KISSIES in this LOVING HIM SATURDAY✨🔨❤️
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yak sobaka @yaksobaka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Meredith McClaren @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And illustration of Inigo Montoya from the PRINCESS BRIDE limping towards the audience. His sword in one hand, his other hand cradling his injuries. This is his key scene in the movie, yielding the line 'you killed my father, prepare to die.'
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Monoii 🐱⚙️🦋 @koiister.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I love #jayvik and I love that they are both disabled. I love seeing art of them being intimate, regardless of what any bigoted losers may say.
Viktor and Jayce embracing eachother naked, their legs on full display, Viktor's with marks from his brace and Jayce's with the scar from his fracture. They are blissfully in love.Jayce and Viktor are sat together looking at eachother lovingly. Their braces are shining brightly as they are pressed together. They have two canes with animals on them that they press together as though kissing.
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Ren @renofdragons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh no, he fumbled. 🥺 (it's okay bb, Jayce still loves you)
Viktor Arcane in the commune, a close-up shot of his face. He is looking down, pensive and a little sad and thoughtful.
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Nebulose Cloud 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @nebulose-cloud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[ NSFW ] Jayvik eyeing each other awkwardly during the Academy's mandatory work place sexual harassment course because they have racked up a long list of violations with each other.
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Vivi | CatofApocalypse @catofapocalypse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
History of The Hexpaw LoL Viktor is a cat person I believe no other Headcanon #jayvik #jaycegiopara #viktor #leagueoflegends
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没有人性 @borbjj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bsky为什么不能传gif…………
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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UBI Works @ubiworks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ireland's artist basic income returned €1.39 for every €1 spent. They made it permanent. South Korea just announced plans to follow. Now Scotland too.
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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paintin'
A half-painted watercolor of Viktor from Arcane. The painting is sitting on a black desktop next to two watercolor brushes.
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