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The Helix King

@thehelixking.bsky.social
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Just trying to be more social after years of not saying anything in the other place.

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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is nothing sweeter than Cris Collinsworth being proven completely wrong to the point of silence. #nfl
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There ya go ESPN. It took the Panthers until overtime to score but they are now the best team in the NHL obviously.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ESPN already polishing that Florida Panthers knob.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That crash out at the end is something else 😂😂😂
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 28/09/2026
AEW announces the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka PAC. We send our condolences to his family, friends, and fans.
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Rosina O @techysaavy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#clearthelist Please retweet. I am a fourth grade nyc teacher in a title I school. I would love some help with our wishlist with school supplies, books, and more. I appreciate you and any help you can provide. Thank you www.donorschoose.org/classroom/23... www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Winnie The Pooh & Eeyore: Big Hearts, Big Hugs
ALT: Winnie The Pooh & Eeyore: Big Hearts, Big Hugs
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Preach!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/08/2026
Ossoff says that Trump doesn’t want to do his job but wants to “travel with Natalie”
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Rainn Wilson Laughing
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m super confused by FB Marketplace. A guy literally down the street (from what I can tell based on the meeting spot listed) seems like he is refusing to sell me something. I have agreed to his spot and the price yet the item is still listed and radio silence after the first discussion.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Adults are upset that the cast members are no longer wearing county fair outfits and are now wearing contemporary outfits. Because I know when I pay that amount of money, my biggest concern is what cast members are wearing. The magic didn’t go anywhere…You’re just more entitled now. #disney
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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The Goon Dodgeball: Oh My Sweet Jesus
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Who would have expected this???
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Nicholas Cage: You Don't Say?
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
MySpace says it’s coming back, but only when the time is right. Let me assure you there is no “right time”. I feel it will be as successful as deVine which went nowhere. We don’t need more social platforms, we need responsible regulation of current ones to avoid it being influenced by government.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yikes. Dom was one of the most over heels in the company months ago. Now here we are…
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oh look….Another old guy getting back into the main event.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So essentially the DOJ probably decided that they don’t have time to play politics not wanting to endure a lawsuit they decided to dismiss the charges. This proved the admin wrong in its silly never believable narrative and now they are embarrassed so the double down for the cult.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Need a GoFundMe for this guy. Obviously it’s political retribution www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Controversial Donald Trump Promotion Lands Wisconsin Brewery in Hot Water
Donald Trump’s critic and brewery owner Kirk Bangstad says the state is coming after him. His Wisconsin brewery is fighting to keep its doors open. A beer promotion tied to one of the country’s most p...
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have decided that the entitled Disney adults will now be referred to as “MDGA” as they have a lot in common with MAGA in many ways.
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nat_halie @nat-ha-lie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Mjf Suck Enzopaschi Post-Match Interview
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Think I’m gonna start bagging on the extreme Disney Adults on this platform. Got no issue with the standard Disney Adults, just the ones who bitch and cry every time they change something that’s not a huge deal. Oh no, Pop Century isn’t a museum anymore!
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Unless Cody turns heel by the end of all this, then it’s just another pointless top guys match.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m honestly shocked how soft CM Punk fans are. The slightest criticism of him invokes such neckbeard rage, and the overuse of the word “IWC” which has really become the wrestling equivalent of the word “woke”.
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Tacoma FD: Steve Lemme Says 'Surprisingly Soft'
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nice! Saudi Phil has arrived back just in time to get an undeserved title shot after taking a long vacation! “cInEmA”
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Too bad Paige didn’t put in half the effort in AEW that she put in WWE. Good thing you made your ex jealous so you could go over up and coming talents with the those fresh face Bella’s.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I see the republicans supreme court is back in action today to hand some wins to the administration after so many embarrassing situations over the last few weeks. Not sure how many lives have to be ruined before the democrats decide to wake up if given another chance to add more seats and limits.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The SAVE Act is back huh? Bro is getting mighty nervous about the changing of the guard it seems.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Lemme get this straight. Raw had 4 matches last night and one of them was really Paige and Brie beating Bayley and Lyra?
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Chris Hemsworth as Thor: Sad & Depressed
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Says the guy who had no issue going to Saudi Arabia. Based on the comments though, he seems to continue to snow people into thinking he is some upstanding citizen. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8sbm3GY/
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'If David Duke invites me over for tacos, I’m not going to David Duke's house.'
TikTok video by NowThis Impact
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Me finding out I have to avoid all Nate Bargatze related items moving forward…
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Jeremy Clarkson's 'Oh No!' on Top Gear
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I didn’t watch some disrespectful UFC shit, I instead watched my Hurricanes win the fucking Stanley Cup! Let’s go Canes!!!
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Carolina Hurricanes Flag Waving Proudly
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Next time some super religious d-bag starts coming at you about alcohol consumption, just remind them that Jesus was fermenting water into wine back in the day.
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Jesus Puts On Shades: Deal With It
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Nailed it here. 👇
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I assume he is trying to make “inflation” sound positive now for his idiot base. I wouldn’t be surprised if they start talking about how good inflation is before the month is out.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The rumors about CM Punk being upset at creative or asking to take a pay cut probably aren’t true, but a guy can hope. Luckily he has all that Saudi money to help him sleep at night.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The Canes skated around for 2 OTs while Vegas knew what needed to be done. As a Canes fan I’m disappointed and Vegas deserves that win.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
At this point the Hurricanes need to focus on game 4. Sure they could score a few goals but if the Knights score one more in that process it’s 100% done. Easier to focus on taking game 4 and trying to wrap it in Raleigh.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Respect to Anderson but it’s time to switch to Bussi. Freddie is gassed and needs to rest.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The new GOW game isn’t controversial because it exists. It’s controversial because men still can’t fathom a world (or afterlife) where strong women exist. I for one think the game looks like it’s gonna be stellar and can’t wait to play it @santamonicastudio.bsky.social!
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Not me getting emotional seeing Mick Foley show up in @allelitewrestling.com
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Michael Scott's Heartbroken Expression in The Office
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
For more than a decade, Stephen Colbert has been one of the top voices of late night—making us laugh and, even more importantly, reminding us who we are and what America stands for. Michelle and I enjoyed being Stephen’s guests—even when the games were rigged—and we’re grateful to call him a friend.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It’s a cult… Check out this TikTok I found! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8p42Apu/
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She defends his corruption.. she is okay with it #streetinterview #opinions #debate
TikTok video by The Stranger Advice
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hey @tonykhan.bsky.social @allelitewrestling.com. Sadly Ticketmaster is gouging people for your tickets tomorrow. I tried to upgrade my seat to ringside and I told them I was ok with the extra cost but then they lowered the price of the ticket so I couldn’t do the exchange program option…
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Good for eBay…Don’t put the stink of GameStop on anything. www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/05/...
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EBay rejects GameStop's $56 billion takeover bid, calling it 'neither credible nor attractive'
Many analysts questioned the deal, citing questions about how GameStop would finance the transaction and the strategic rationale.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The Flyers score one goal and they are somehow the best team in the league? You pundits are no serious people…
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I love that WWE stans pretty much call anyone “IWC” if they say anything sideways about a segment on a WWE show. It’s kinda like “Woke” in a way that they have found a word (acronym in this case) to attach their unexplainable negativity to.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Anytime the admin doesn’t wanna take responsibility they unleash this bad boy
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
What???? Not MAGARoll!!? Nobody could have predicted this… www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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Jelly Roll Accused of Making Death Threat Toward Comedian Nicole Arbour
According to an incident report, Arbour claimed that she’s been dealing with “ongoing issues” involving the country star and those associated with him.
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Damn…Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini are straight up villains. Not only does it look like Vrabel was cheating his wife for 6 years with Russini but also Russini has only been married for a little over 5 years with a kid she had in 2021 named…Michael!
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The Helix King @thehelixking.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
RFK seems to have a hearing problem everytime a democrat asks him a question. Though to be fair, republicans don’t ask him questions, they just read off pre-prepared softball statements so maybe he wouldn’t be able to hear them if they asked actual questions.
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