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The Hatchsquatch

@thehatchman.bsky.social
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Novelist. Screenwriter. Combat vet. Opinions are mine and do not blah blah blah. 8647.

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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Let me show you my shocked face
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
After the closing bell, of course
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 07/07/2026
🚨 BREAKING: U.S. strikes Qeshm Island, Sirik, and Bandar Abbas in southern Iran.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day, if you celebrate.
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Phineas And Ferb Explosion Happened
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Another no-bid contract for one of Trump’s buddies.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’d agree to give them Connecticut instead, as long as they promise to physically remove it from the continent.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“The finding comes as ICE is eliminating its requirement to report deaths that occur within 30 days of people being released from its custody, and as the Trump administration continues to detain large numbers of migrants." Abolish ICE. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
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Death of woman released by ICE on a winter day is now ruled a homicide
Security footage shows Daphy Michel, a 31-year-old asylum seeker from Haiti, sitting on a bus stop bench for days in cold temperatures.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Remember when graduating high school was just something u did (or didn’t)? Now every senior in our town has an 8’x3’ banner & 2 weeks of performative events requiring visits to their elementary schools, formal dinners, slideshows… man, real life is going to suck after all this expectation setting.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Things your legal department has to do when you are a propaganda outlet peddling lies for a corrupt regime nonstop… Fox is poison…
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A total U.S. surrender.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
#RIP #RobBase
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Was 5% of the democratic polling done with @fetterman.senate.gov? #FettermanResign 8647
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
So many followers with profile photos of women facing away from the camera. I’m sure they’re legit, right?
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Happy birthday, Bea Arthur!
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Abe Vigoda's Best on Conan
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh, well then… Mooooooo
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@governor.pa.gov doing some snaky stuff.
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You Can't Trust a Snake
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
What a great time to have incompetent boobs in charge: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/o... #climate #elniňo
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Opinion | The World Is About to Get a Preview of Life in 2035
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Fu(k no!
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
“We sure taught them a lesson…”
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
nothing says “vote for us” like a dipshit politician saying “yeah we know you’re broke because of our war of choice but suck it up, pansies”
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Required reading: www.outdoorlife.com/conservation...
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
So much for my Fiskars. Not digging this.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/04/2026
can’t say what i want to happen to these people for legal reasons
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It can be done #Hungary
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
A presidential #pardon won’t help you in state and international courts.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
First his staff, now his wife is apparently trying to distance herself from the feckless @fetterman.senate.gov Take the hint, #Fetterman. Time to resign and get the medical attention you desperately need! www.thelist.com/2137955/glar...
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The Glaring Red Flag That Hints John Fetterman's Marriage Is On The Rocks - The List
John Fetterman isn't as in the public eye as other politicians, but that hasn't protected him from marital strain. Can his marriage last much longer?
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Trump, Vance and the rest of this administration needs to be #impeached… dragged out of office if necessary. Make your calls now, even if your representatives are MAGA diehards like the feckless @fetterman.senate.gov Let them know we’re done with this madness: 5calls.org/issue/trump-...
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Impeach Trump ⭑ 5 Calls
Since Inauguration Day, Trump has consistently upended our constitutional separation of powers to unilaterally control all branches of our government; …
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A reminder to my brothers and sisters in arms being given what you know or even suspect to be Illegal orders, the GI Rights Hotline is there to support you. Don’t guess. Know your rights and your obligations. “I was just following orders“ won’t save you in court. Tel: 1-877-447-4487
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A little reminder to our folks in uniform; “I was just following orders“ is NOT a viable legal defense. You have a duty to object and refuse to carry out illegal orders. #HedgsethForTheHague
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
For 13 weeks, Marine recruits aren’t allowed to see their families. Not once. Graduation day is the first reunion. It’s supposed to be a celebration. At Parris Island in South Carolina this week, ICE agents will be stationed at the gate checking the immigration status of anyone who shows up to watch
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Then I hope it gives him a heart attack, @nytimes.com:
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
dear ACME Markets… we should talk:
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
WATCH: “MEMPHIS PD showed what we were protesting— violently harming people peacefully protesting.” Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social and activists say Memphis PD escalated for no reason with tear gas at the end of the #NoKings protest today. (and the headlines aren’t telling the story)
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#NoKings in Radnor, PA
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
In my darkest moments, I fear that this is how democracy dies. Not with a secret conspiracy conducted in the middle of the night. But with a brazen confession made public in the light of day. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/ther...
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There are no two sides to a confession
Over the years, I have watched the Republican Party morph into a crime family that boasts about rigging elections.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The Candy Corn Caligula could have done this all along: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/u...
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Trump Says He Will Sign Order to Pay T.S.A. Agents as Travel Frustrations Grow
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
@fetterman.senate.gov is an enabler for the Candy Corn Caligula‘s illegal war and the rest of his immoral administration. Time to take out the trash: #FettermanResign
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
President Dumpster Fire is a real class act.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I’m ready for my next trip to the gas station:
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
once again, @fetterman.senate.gov proving that brain damage is a prerequisite to being a MAGA nutjob. #Resign
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
#TrumpsSyphilis in effect. www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
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bugs bunny is standing in the desert with a cactus in the background and says `` what a maroon '' .
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
They,,, they know this is a comedy, right? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/o...
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Opinion | The Popcorn Resistance of ‘One Battle After Another’
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Our turncoat Senator from PA, @fetterman.senate.gov, once again showing complete disregard for the Constitution by warmly welcoming masked military forces who kidnap and murder people on our streets: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u... Time to #resign #Fetterman. Go get the medical help you need.
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Senate Democrats Block D.H.S. Funding Again Over Enforcement Guardrails
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Who knew the jackass who chased a Black man with a shotgun would turn out to love Trump’s racist and violent policies? #Resign @fetterman.senate.gov Get the mental health care you clearly need.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I mean, maybe they were suspected drug traffickers. That’s fair game now, right?
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The #MAGA role model.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
👇👇
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Fine for Charlie Kirk, but a no go for Jesse Jackson… #GOPpartyofhare
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
50th anniversary #Charlie’sAngels reunion? Please tell me a movie is in the works.
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a woman wearing a helmet is sitting in a car and says " you okay "
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Gee, #MAHAmoms; who could have predicted this? www.nytimes.com/2026/02/19/u...
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a woman in a pink sweater is sitting on a couch with the words " the things that are happening " above her
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