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The Hatchsquatch

@thehatchman.bsky.social
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Novelist. Screenwriter. Combat vet. Opinions are mine and do not blah blah blah. 8647.

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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Well...
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Let him share a bed with McConnell.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Let me show you my shocked face
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
After the closing bell, of course
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 07/07/2026
🚨 BREAKING: U.S. strikes Qeshm Island, Sirik, and Bandar Abbas in southern Iran.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Leaving the boules court in place?
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A good man through and through. An exception to the ACAB rule.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Does this mean Hawaiian shirts are safe to wear again?
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day, if you celebrate.
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Phineas And Ferb Explosion Happened
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Another no-bid contract for one of Trump’s buddies.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Ana Kasparian: Who Could've Seen That Coming?
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’d agree to give them Connecticut instead, as long as they promise to physically remove it from the continent.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“The finding comes as ICE is eliminating its requirement to report deaths that occur within 30 days of people being released from its custody, and as the Trump administration continues to detain large numbers of migrants." Abolish ICE. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
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Death of woman released by ICE on a winter day is now ruled a homicide
Security footage shows Daphy Michel, a 31-year-old asylum seeker from Haiti, sitting on a bus stop bench for days in cold temperatures.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Dave Chappelle: Suuuure (Cap Stop The Cap)
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Angry Woman Yelling 'Liar!'
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
He looks like a sausage stuffed with sausage.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The gas rigs off of Dauphin Island are magic under the setting sun.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
They’ll say the Peace President closed his eyes to shut out all the violence.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Bugs Bunny Counting His Money
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Remember when graduating high school was just something u did (or didn’t)? Now every senior in our town has an 8’x3’ banner & 2 weeks of performative events requiring visits to their elementary schools, formal dinners, slideshows… man, real life is going to suck after all this expectation setting.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Things your legal department has to do when you are a propaganda outlet peddling lies for a corrupt regime nonstop… Fox is poison…
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
And kedgeree!
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
When one stores one’s head in one’s rectum, one can expect a stye at a minimum.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Batman Thinking
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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President Camacho's Three-Point Plan
ALT: President Camacho's Three-Point Plan
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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джона хилл Jonah Hill
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
That’s a busy afternoon.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A total U.S. surrender.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
#RIP #RobBase
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
They’ll have to pry my plane from my cold dead hands
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Toddler Playing with Toy Airplane
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Was 5% of the democratic polling done with @fetterman.senate.gov? #FettermanResign 8647
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
So many followers with profile photos of women facing away from the camera. I’m sure they’re legit, right?
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Happy birthday, Bea Arthur!
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Abe Vigoda's Best on Conan
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The most 51st states of any country in the world. #winning.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
TL;DR: They burn prettily.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Donald Glover as Troy Barnes: Wow Shocker
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
if you’re voting on the same side as Fetterman, your first instinct should be to step back and do a little introspection
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What If Im The Bad Guy Edward Cullen
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Irving's Threat: Burn This Place to the Ground (Severance)
ALT: Irving's Threat: Burn This Place to the Ground (Severance)
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A big cup of stupid next to the straw that stirs it.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
AI-yi-yi
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Heard about this on the state NPR driving through Utah last year, and the program hosts were defending him. It was like driving through the looking glass.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I miss European trains.
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Bethany Collins: Let's Just Stay Focused
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh, well then… Mooooooo
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Friends Ross Geller David Schwimmer Sure Nodding
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This, of course, doesn’t apply to my eighth grade teacher, Sister Angela. 🖕🖕
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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The 100: Clarke Griffin Cries 'Do You Hear Me?!'
ALT: The 100: Clarke Griffin Cries 'Do You Hear Me?!'
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The Hatchsquatch @thehatchman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Seriously, fu(k this guy 🖕🖕🖕🖕
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