The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Feeling personally violated when visiting the gas pump today 000
Reposted by The Happy CrabHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/03/2026“On behalf of the President of the United States and a grateful nation, the president would like to remind you the Dow is almost at 50K.” 851380418
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I will be honest, I have been avoiding most news for some time now. I wouldn’t know James Talarico if he bit me on the ass. Maybe he’s good, I don’t know. But gd is it disappointing to hear Jasmine Crockett had to concede to a white man. She is one of the few politicians I rooted for & respected 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Can someone tap into the alternate universe where Kamala won & we can see what Jan 2026 should have looked like? 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I need to have a talk with whoever is in charge of naming storms, both blizzards & hurricanes. I’m tired of the US being taken down by the softest names in history. Nobody was ever beat up by Fern, Helene or Milton in their lives. 000
Reposted by The Happy CrabThe Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Release the Epstein Files 011
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Ruh Roh GOP, whatcha gonna do without the big bad NRA in your corner? *Rock*~Trump Administration ~*Hard Place* 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 25/01/2026You don’t have to be a bleeding heart liberal to follow your morals. You can be a conservative, hang onto your values of religion or economics or whatever it is that makes you so & STILL know that what is happening is wrong. You can support following the law to immigrate & still see them as humans. 010
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Not me Googling “where to move to from the U.S.” and finding LOTS of similar forum questions out there of others considering the same. I just keep replaying the scene in The Handmaids Tale where they said they should’ve left sooner when the signs were all there. 000
Reposted by The Happy CrabTommyBoy @tampatom69.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Cannot stress enough: any statements from DHS/ICE should be treated as propaganda. DHS/ICE has been caught lying repeatedly and cannot be trusted. 14720
Reposted by The Happy CrabRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Just curious, is there ANYTHING that an ICE agent can do that Republicans will condemn as wrong? Anything at all? Or it just automatically defend ICE no matter what now? That’s who you are? 2953140711
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Someone in this government better grow some balls FAST & call for something to be done NOW. This is ridiculous & tyrannical & cannot continue. #AbolishICE 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 24/01/2026So if ICE is claiming they can enter homes with no warrant, is it lawful to shoot them to protect yourself? What makes it any different than any other home intruder? 000
Reposted by The Happy CrabMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/01/2026"Stop calling ICE the Gestapo! ICE is nothing like the Gestapo. Now, let me innumerate all the many ways ICE is exactly like the Gestapo. Thank you for your attention to this matter." 94383592633
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 15/01/2026If the argument that kidnapping & removing the leader in Venezuela was for the good of the people & they back Trump for doing it, can another country do the same to the US? I’d argue most of its citizens would be thankful too. 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 14/01/2026ICE Agent admits he was actually aiming for the dog in the backseat per Kristi Noem’s orders 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 14/01/2026The difference between a President & a Toddler in Chief: How they handle hecklers. Biden smiled, stayed calm & retorted with facts. Trump cursed & flashed his favorite finger. Embarrassing this man is our leader. 010
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 10/01/2026So is THIS the tyrannical government the 2A’ers warned us about, or no? And if this still isn’t it, I’d like them to define what is… 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 29/12/2025So, are the Duffer Brothers just fans of Grey’s Anatomy & this was their homage? #StrangerThings Stranger Things 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 28/12/2025It’s the rule of law that when you see someone use language like this on social media, you will almost definitely find something about God or Jesus in their Bio. Always with the irony, this crowd. 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Boy, The Upside Down was bad enough to wrap our heads around, now we got the upside down of the upside down, like right side up?? And enigma matter & shit melting & stopping & particles & wormholes…wtf Stranger Things? Too tired to follow. 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 26/12/2025So, um, maybe I missed it, but where are Derek’s parents & sister that they drugged & kidnapped now? It’s been like 3 days…? #StrangerThings 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 24/12/2025You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I’m telling you why…. #StrangerChristmas #StrangerThings #Vecnamedia.tenor.coma shadow of a skeleton is cast on a red surfaceALT: a shadow of a skeleton is cast on a red surface 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 17/12/2025We can send human beings into space, but we have yet to figure out how to engineer lawn tools that are at a reasonable decibel 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Can people change? Sure. Can Marjorie Taylor Greene change from a complete sociopath lunatic to a normal human being? Absolutely not. Her motivations are because she saw what just happened in the most recent elections & she sees the tides turning so she’s scared of losing her seat. 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Economos with wise words that hit hard these days as absolute fucking truth about this government. (Sorry for the poor video quality!) #Peacemaker #Trump #GOP 020
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 08/10/2025My whole life I’ve been a people pleaser, especially to my parents. I think I’ve finally crossed the threshold into the “We do not care club.” The eggshells have officially been stepped on…smashed even. 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Is Trump the product of the minimum word count they enforced in high schools, where kids learn to just keep saying words to make it sound like they know what they’re talking about but probably actually didn’t even research the topic? 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I feel bad for Bad Bunny. The pressure for this performance has amplified immensely. It’s already the Super Bowl Half Time, but now you got all these political spectrums to either appease or piss off. Unbelievable. Let the poor guy just entertain. 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Donald Trump sucks JD Vance sucks Nancy Mace sucks Marjorie Taylor Green sucks Lauren Boebert sucks Kristi Noem sucks Kash Patel sucks Karoline Leavitt sucks Pam Bondi sucks Trump Jr sucks Pete Hegseth sucks RFK Jr sucks Brendan Carr sucks DOGE sucks ICE sucks …running out of room, who else sucks? 100
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Just saw on FB a post where someone jokingly had a meme of the White House that said “This is why we can’t have nice things,” and a reply said “Biden sure made a mess of things.” Fucking HOW is this still their official party line? 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Class versus Trash. Obama handled criticism with grace & returned humor. Trump cries & threatens a lawsuit with any non-flattering words directed at him. Grow a pair, Snowflake. 010
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2025The reason Trump immediately jumps to “suing” whenever he hears someone say something he doesn’t like is because everything is about money to him. EV-ER-Y-THING. Period. #Kimmel 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Them: “Show some respect! Celebrating death is disgraceful!” Same People not 2 months ago: *Posting memes about Alligator Alcatraz keeping the local gators fed* 010
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I’ve not watched The Studio, maybe it deserved the win, but my heart was hoping Shrinking would have its moment 💕 #Emmys 020
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Are we sure it wasn’t a hit from the inside? #CharlieKirk 010
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Is it possible to “break” your eyes from rolling them too hard? Because I think I have. 000
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Ashli Babbitt was a traitor. Full stop. Apparently the U.S. now honors traitors…on par since we elected one to be President. 010
The Happy Crab @thehappycrab.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Even hurricanes don’t want to come to the U.S. anymore. Bitch did a U-turn to avoid us #HurricaneErin 010
