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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social

@thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social
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Video games. Politics. Arsenal. Muppets. Dogs. Cats. Bloody everything, honestly. I swear to God I’m not a bot. Although that’s probably what a half-decent bot would say.

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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 11h
An American president elected by Americans announcing on stage that he wants Iran to “take out” millions of Americans is quite something. 🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
World Teachers Day is the day that gets rolled out every year as the fig leaf for treating teachers like absolute shit for the other 364.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So we’ve gone from a decade or more of Shitty cheating, to financially blackmailing the country if Shitty are given more than a slap on the wrist for a decade or more of Shitty cheating. It doesn’t scream “innocent”, does it?
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This Is Pretty Fucked Up Stan Marsh
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you think Shitty stopped cheating in 2018 I have a bridge to sell you.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@mancity.com Delete your club.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The scale of Manchester City’s cheating is absolutely breathtaking. They should never be allowed anywhere near an organized football league again.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/09/2026
scenes from Trumplandia -- Howard Lutnick furiously glazes Trump while Trump naps (REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque)
Lutnick praises Trump while Trump sits in front of him with his eyes closed
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man City need to start back at the bottom of League 2.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Breaking: Manchester City found guilty of 114 out of 115 charges. The FA will punish them by docking Arsenal 120 points.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think it’s very important during a war to prioritize investigating your soldiers’ genitalia.
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Wayne's World Mike Myers: Are You Mental?
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spurs yesterday : “If we can just start scoring we’ll be massive!” Spurs today:
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Joaquin Phoenix's Pained Joker Laugh
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tottenham have scored. The world’s a topsy turvy place. 🤣
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision
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Amy @amys77.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Poor Ipswich players don't know that they're being shipped off to open for Ed Sheeran after this
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Congratulations to Spurs for scoring a goal, which is almost like a trophy. 😬😬😬
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m sorry. Are they ALLOWED to score????
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Barbie Doll Zoom In
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh, it’s 4.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Max is ridiculous.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dowman. Good lord.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bloody hell. Newcastle are getting kerb-stomped.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You know, with the 115 charges that they never have to answer and all the goals that they’re going to get awarded by dishonest refs, it feels a bit like Man Shitty might be a bunch of cheating bastards.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think Ed Sheeran’s people need to let him know that by pretending not to take a side he took a side.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@petchary.bsky.social Thanks for putting me in your Gooner pack! ✊🔴⚪️
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you’re a Democrat staffing Fetterman you’re a fucking dickhead.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So far this morning I’ve seen social media posts from Trump claiming to be the Green Lantern and ownership of the moon, and my main question is how stupid do you have to be as a nation to elect this? TWICE?
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I see Americans think they own the Moon now. 🤦‍♂️
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When Canadians see Trump threatening Carney these days…
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Kitty Forman (Debra Jo Rupp) Laughing Hysterically
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Woke up to discover Democrats pushed for the MAGA legislative agenda and voted to condemn socialism, and honestly fuck the USA from top to bottom.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am hoping against all hope right now that some dude locked up with Milo just recognized him.
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Margo Gontar @margogontar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hey, druzi, do you want to join me in supporting Ukrainian publishing houses Russia bombed today? We could buy some of their books - and send them to the frontline for Ukrainian soldiers (there’s a whole wish list and all ). What do you think ? Would you like to join me in this ?
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Democrats are fighting Hasan Piker harder than they’re fighting Trump, and this is just one of the many reasons we Canadians think you’re all fucking idiots.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social , let’s be real here. Is your story really going to be that Jared Kushner, after Trump has consistently called affordability a hoax, had a road to Damascus moment and wanted the meeting to see how he could help people afford stuff? Kushner? That’s what you’re saying?
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Man Bursts into Hilarious, Exaggerated Laugh
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
hey, @housedemocrats.bsky.social…
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Inside The House
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I for one am extremely unsurprised to find out that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is just another one of Trump’s bitches.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Three goals. Three points.
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Perfect Shawn Of The Dead: Perfek
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
£85 million for Savinho is just fucking weird.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Apparently if you whisper the name Natalie Harp into a mirror in the dark three times MAGA implodes in a spluttering rage.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don’t understand the point of going all-out on trade talks with the US when Americans will then break that agreement whenever they feel like it, just like they did the previous ones. You can’t trust them.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They sure are having an epic meltdown about Natalie Harp. It’s hilarious.
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Oops I Did It
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I see America is allying with NoKo against South Korea because SK wouldn’t join in with Operation Iranian Clusterfuck.
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Langston Kerman: You're Weird
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The bottom line is that armed services are all about complex and multi-faceted logistics, and it’s being managed by people who can’t fucking spell “logistics”.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@telegraph.co.uk removing all of the evidence from its’ social media. Subhumans.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
All the vastness of space, and Spacex still can’t avoid dumping their useless shit on the moon. Obviously fucking geniuses.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Man City are never going to be held responsible for the 115 charges, aren’t they? A four year investigation, and they were charged three and a half years ago. And nothing. The FA doesn’t really have a lot of ammo to throw at FIFA when football corruption clearly isn’t a monopoly.
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
FIFA doesn’t own football. Nobody owns football. Everybody owns football. The six year old wearing an ancient knock-off Henry shirt smacking a tattered deflating old ball between sweater goalposts and celebrating like he won the World Cup has a bigger ownership of football than Infantino. Fuck FIFA
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
📝Reminder 11: Arsenal are Premier League Champions. 🏆
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
📝Reminder 9: Arsenal are Premier League Champions. 🏆
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
From the bottom of my heart, and with my whole chest, fuck the LA Dodgers.
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