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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Read it, pass it on. If November elections go awry... ECOHORRORISM OR: THE ULTRAPRIMITIVE ENVIRONMENTAL ANARCHOMMUNISOCIALIST MEGAFESTO: THE EMERGENCE OF THE DEEPEST ECOLOGY FROM CHAOS universalethics9.wordpress.com/2026/09/29/e...
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ECOHORRORISM OR: THE ULTRAPRIMITIVE ENVIRONMENTAL ANARCHOMMUNISOCIALIST MEGAFESTO: THE EMERGENCE OF THE DEEPEST ECOLOGY FROM CHAOS by Patrick JJ Hughes Do unto others as they first do unto others, …
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
No issues for the foreseeable future. Taking a break.
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Many of them are Weekend-at-Bernie's-ing
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Lord has spoken
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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The American Israel Pubic Ass Cunt | The Green Hypocrite
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The American Israel Pubic Ass Cunt buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 400 August 7, 2026 #AIPAC #israel #iran #gaza #palestine #genocide #michigan #elsayed #democrats #elnino #climatechange #globalwarming #cyclospora #rfkjr #hhs #fda #taylorfarms #justicedept #reflectionpool #trump #epsteinfiles
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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An Obviously-Dead Senator’s Corpse By Any Other Name Would Smell As Rotten | The Green Hypocrite
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
An Obviously-Dead Senator’s Corpse By Any Other Name Would Smell As Rotten buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 399 June 30, 2026 #trump #epsteinfiles #healthinsurance #iran #straitofhormuz #rkfjr #mcconnell #drinkingwater #lithium #hhs #pollution #climatechange #globalwarming
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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And Burn Thy Gas, Like a Badass, From Sea to Smoking Sea | The Green Hypocrite
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
And Burn Thy Gas, Like a Badass, From Sea to Smoking Sea buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 398 July 24, 2026 #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #freedomgas #fda #hhs #rfkjr #measles #cyclospora #lindsaygraham #darlinegraham #aqi #climatechange #globalwarming #iran #straitofhormuz #diesel
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
One war crime after another...
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The petroleum reserve might be low, but we've got a stockpile of something even better...
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have it on good authority he survived the micropenis graft... /s
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The holy spirit will fill them and compel them to vote proper-like...
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Is it a lie if it's mid July and there are snowballs?
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We can still try to parody
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Prepare to Dye | The Green Hypocrite
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Prepare to Dye buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 397 July 17, 2026 #red40 #iran #straitofhormuz #epsteinfiles #childrapistdonaldtrump #mcconnell #proofoflife #hhs #rfkjr #grassley #globalwarming #climatechange #wildfiresmoke #lindsaygraham #southcarolinagovernor #foxnews #libraries
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Probably due to the construction noises...
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I hope they're able to save him
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We've got Super, then Ultra, what's after that?
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
At least it's not entering it's Ultra form. Oh wait...
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Can he do anything right?
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Makes sense since the doctors left him with a cloaca
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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KamehaMAGA | The Green Hypocrite
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
KamehaMAGA buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 396 July 10, 2026 #smartwall #trump #epsteinfiles #fifa #redcard #balogun #elnino #superelnino #climatechange #globalwarming #mcconnel #braindead #whitehouse #ballroom
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Some animals may benefit from the display... /s
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I've heard from many veterans that firefights were the most invigorated they've ever felt...
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Can we really deprive these sweet animals of their chance to meet god face to face? /s
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Only chads allowed in 'Murica! /s
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There's only one thing these quiverfull Christofascists want
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
250 years is a good run but maybe it's time to have "the talk"...
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Maybe it's time to have "the talk"...
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Was it stolen, or just misplaced? /s
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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عيد ميلاد سعيد أمريكا | The Green Hypocrite
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
عيد ميلاد سعيد أمريكا buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 395 July 3, 2026 #4thofjuly #250th #america #usa #trump #epsteinfiles #supremecourt #birthrightcitizenship #fireworks #chihuahua #veterans #ptsd
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Khomeini Meeny Meiny Mo, Catch a trumper By His Toe buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 394 June 26, 2026 #NPS #reflectingpool #Iran #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #climatechange #supremecourt #glyphosate
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Thank god the regime's new and improved NOAA technology is finally being implemented to track these storms...
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
There are tons of benefits of the deal if you look in the right places, like where the sun don't shine... /s
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
netanyahu says he's never heard of such a deal...
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They can't cancel, not after trump gave everything to end this war... /s
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Even after he tongue-punched khamenei's dirt star...
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You people just don't understand 7D chess... He's miles ahead of us in terms of thinking.
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's still possible for these kids to get educated. If they're strong enough... /s
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