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The Green Hypocrite

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The American Israel Pubic Ass Cunt buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 400 August 7, 2026 #AIPAC #israel #iran #gaza #palestine #genocide #michigan #elsayed #democrats #elnino #climatechange #globalwarming #cyclospora #rfkjr #hhs #fda #taylorfarms #justicedept #reflectionpool #trump #epsteinfiles

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

An Obviously-Dead Senator’s Corpse By Any Other Name Would Smell As Rotten buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 399 June 30, 2026 #trump #epsteinfiles #healthinsurance #iran #straitofhormuz #rkfjr #mcconnell #drinkingwater #lithium #hhs #pollution #climatechange #globalwarming

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

And Burn Thy Gas, Like a Badass, From Sea to Smoking Sea buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 398 July 24, 2026 #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #freedomgas #fda #hhs #rfkjr #measles #cyclospora #lindsaygraham #darlinegraham #aqi #climatechange #globalwarming #iran #straitofhormuz #diesel

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

One war crime after another...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The petroleum reserve might be low, but we've got a stockpile of something even better...

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I have it on good authority he survived the micropenis graft... /s

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The holy spirit will fill them and compel them to vote proper-like...

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Is it a lie if it's mid July and there are snowballs?

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

We can still try to parody

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Prepare to Dye buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 397 July 17, 2026 #red40 #iran #straitofhormuz #epsteinfiles #childrapistdonaldtrump #mcconnell #proofoflife #hhs #rfkjr #grassley #globalwarming #climatechange #wildfiresmoke #lindsaygraham #southcarolinagovernor #foxnews #libraries

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Probably due to the construction noises...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I hope they're able to save him

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

We've got Super, then Ultra, what's after that?

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

At least it's not entering it's Ultra form. Oh wait...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Can he do anything right?

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Makes sense since the doctors left him with a cloaca

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

KamehaMAGA buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 396 July 10, 2026 #smartwall #trump #epsteinfiles #fifa #redcard #balogun #elnino #superelnino #climatechange #globalwarming #mcconnel #braindead #whitehouse #ballroom

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Some animals may benefit from the display... /s

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I've heard from many veterans that firefights were the most invigorated they've ever felt...

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Can we really deprive these sweet animals of their chance to meet god face to face? /s

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Only chads allowed in 'Murica! /s

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

There's only one thing these quiverfull Christofascists want

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

250 years is a good run but maybe it's time to have "the talk"...

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Maybe it's time to have "the talk"...

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Was it stolen, or just misplaced? /s

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

عيد ميلاد سعيد أمريكا buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 395 July 3, 2026 #4thofjuly #250th #america #usa #trump #epsteinfiles #supremecourt #birthrightcitizenship #fireworks #chihuahua #veterans #ptsd

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Khomeini Meeny Meiny Mo, Catch a trumper By His Toe buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 394 June 26, 2026 #NPS #reflectingpool #Iran #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #climatechange #supremecourt #glyphosate

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Thank god the regime's new and improved NOAA technology is finally being implemented to track these storms...

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

There are tons of benefits of the deal if you look in the right places, like where the sun don't shine... /s

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

netanyahu says he's never heard of such a deal...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

They can't cancel, not after trump gave everything to end this war... /s

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Even after he tongue-punched khamenei's dirt star...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

You people just don't understand 7D chess... He's miles ahead of us in terms of thinking.

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

It's still possible for these kids to get educated. If they're strong enough... /s

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

That first clause is currently working its way through netanyahu's small intestines at the moment...

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

What peace deal? I don't see any peace deal...

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

That water is actually completely purified now, after my prayers were answered by the big man himself... /s

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

rfk jr taught this man that when there's sewage around, you hop right in with your family

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Let us pray for a Juneteenth miracle! /s

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

There's only one man that can take on this challenge! /s

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Only the holiest of holies can suck up the scum from this problem now... /s

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Toxic Algae Boomer buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 393 June 19, 2026 #trump #epsteinfiles #netanyahu #israel #lebanon #iran #khamenei #straitofhormuz #deptofed #lindamcmahon #ufc #reflectingpool #algaebloom #noaa

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026