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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Read it, pass it on. If November elections go awry... ECOHORRORISM OR: THE ULTRAPRIMITIVE ENVIRONMENTAL ANARCHOMMUNISOCIALIST MEGAFESTO: THE EMERGENCE OF THE DEEPEST ECOLOGY FROM CHAOS universalethics9.wordpress.com/2026/09/29/e...
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ECOHORRORISM
ECOHORRORISM OR: THE ULTRAPRIMITIVE ENVIRONMENTAL ANARCHOMMUNISOCIALIST MEGAFESTO: THE EMERGENCE OF THE DEEPEST ECOLOGY FROM CHAOS by Patrick JJ Hughes Do unto others as they first do unto others, …
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
No issues for the foreseeable future. Taking a break.
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The American Israel Pubic Ass Cunt buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 400 August 7, 2026 #AIPAC #israel #iran #gaza #palestine #genocide #michigan #elsayed #democrats #elnino #climatechange #globalwarming #cyclospora #rfkjr #hhs #fda #taylorfarms #justicedept #reflectionpool #trump #epsteinfiles
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
An Obviously-Dead Senator’s Corpse By Any Other Name Would Smell As Rotten buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 399 June 30, 2026 #trump #epsteinfiles #healthinsurance #iran #straitofhormuz #rkfjr #mcconnell #drinkingwater #lithium #hhs #pollution #climatechange #globalwarming
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
And Burn Thy Gas, Like a Badass, From Sea to Smoking Sea buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 398 July 24, 2026 #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #freedomgas #fda #hhs #rfkjr #measles #cyclospora #lindsaygraham #darlinegraham #aqi #climatechange #globalwarming #iran #straitofhormuz #diesel
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Prepare to Dye buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 397 July 17, 2026 #red40 #iran #straitofhormuz #epsteinfiles #childrapistdonaldtrump #mcconnell #proofoflife #hhs #rfkjr #grassley #globalwarming #climatechange #wildfiresmoke #lindsaygraham #southcarolinagovernor #foxnews #libraries
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
KamehaMAGA buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 396 July 10, 2026 #smartwall #trump #epsteinfiles #fifa #redcard #balogun #elnino #superelnino #climatechange #globalwarming #mcconnel #braindead #whitehouse #ballroom
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
عيد ميلاد سعيد أمريكا buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 395 July 3, 2026 #4thofjuly #250th #america #usa #trump #epsteinfiles #supremecourt #birthrightcitizenship #fireworks #chihuahua #veterans #ptsd
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Khomeini Meeny Meiny Mo, Catch a trumper By His Toe buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 394 June 26, 2026 #NPS #reflectingpool #Iran #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #climatechange #supremecourt #glyphosate
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Toxic Algae Boomer buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 393 June 19, 2026 #trump #epsteinfiles #netanyahu #israel #lebanon #iran #khamenei #straitofhormuz #deptofed #lindamcmahon #ufc #reflectingpool #algaebloom #noaa
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ultimate Defrauding Championships buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 392 June 12, 2026 #childrapistdonaldtrump #Epsteinfiles #UFC #whitehouse #climatechange #media
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
War is Hamburgers by Other Means buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 391 June 5, 2026 #miller #trump #hormuz #iran #israel #lebanon #netanyahu #wallstreet #bigoil #oilbarons #oilprices #war #climatechange #globalwarming #pollution #environmentaldegradation #schumer #progressives #democrats
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Misterectomy buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 390 May 29, 2026 #childrapisttrump #iran #straitofhormuz #epsteinfiles #israel #lebanon #oil #climatechange #ai #chatbots #zuckerberg #meta #climatechange #epa #leezeldin #mail-invoting #christofascism #oligarchy
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Eboler? Hardly Knew ‘er! buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 389 May 22, 2026 #trump #epsteinfiles #ebola #mcdonald's #iran #israel #lebanon #netanyahu #straitofhormuz #gaza #unitednations #antonioguterres #captainplanet #climatechange #globalwarming #turningpointusa #christofascism
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
♬Don’t You Wanna Hanta?♬ buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 388 May 15, 2026 #epsteinfiles #trump #ufo #cia #hegseth #measles #maha #hanta #rfkjr #hhs #fda #xi #taiwan #iran #israel #lebanon #straitofhormuz
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Touched by a Demon buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 387 May 8, 2026 #giuliani #trump #epsteinfiles #rfkjr #antidepressants #hhs #christofascism #globalwarming #climatechange #hell #hegseth #departmentofwar #departmentofdefense #iran #straitofhormuz #israel #lebanon #gaza #cia #gerrymandering
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Illumignarly buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 386 May 1, 2026 #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #oilshortage #iran #straitofhormuz #ballroom #assassination #coletomasallen #chemtrails #contrail #climatechange #globalwarming #greenhousegases #davideicke #demiurge #palantir
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
On Sunday, He Read Through One Book, but He was Still Dumbly buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 385 April 24, 2026 #china #humanoidrobotmarathon #hungary #orban #iran #straitofhormuz #departmentofwar #blockade #pedonaldtrump #biblemarathon #chirstofascism
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
One Tells Only Lies, the Other Tells Only Lies buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 384 April 17, 2026 #vatican #pope #dc #nuclearwar #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #thoughtsandprayers #aislop #aidatacenter #hell #straitofhormuz #iran #israel #orban #hungary
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Breaking: Panicked rfk jr runs to gas station for 20 lb bag of ice after condenser coils on fledgling roadside roadkill penis museum refrigerator fails.
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The Purplest Nurple buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 383 April 10, 2026 #fifa #peaceprize #purpleheart #iran #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #straitofhormuz #israel #lebanon #beirut #allah #christofascism #globalwarming #nuclearwinter #geesemigration #climatechange #ceasefire
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
♪My Cunt is Free for Thee, Sweet Cock of Oligarchy, for Thee I Cream♪ buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 382 April 3, 2026 #nokings #magats #bimbofication #kristinoemhusband #iran #miller #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #birthrightcitizenship #johnroberts #oligarchy #forestservice #brookerollins
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The Liar, the Bitch, and the Xenophobe buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 381 March 27, 2026 #stockmarket #wallstreet #astrology #tarot #stephenmiller #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #iran #straitofhormuz #worldwar3 #ww3 #wwiii #climatechange #massextinction #nuclearholocaust #nukes
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Strait of Hormuz Booze Cruise buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 380 March 20, 2026 #hegseth #iran #tehran #khamenei #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #netanyahu #israel #smokeybear #antinatalism #wildfires #climatechange #globalwarming #extinction #usallies #nato
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Kegger at the Third Temple and Goldman Sachs of Shit buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 379 March 13, 2026 #departmentofwar #hegseth #iran #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #stephenmiller #christofascism #israel #project2025 #heritagefoundation #gasprices #wallstreet #stockmarket #economiccollapse
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Freeze! It’s the Peace Police! buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 378 March 6, 2026 #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #iran #khamenei #peace #fifa #nobel #democrats #thesaurus #congress #climatechange #globalwarming #arctic #permafrost #israel #netanyahu #girlsschool
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
“I hated that dog,” trump said, adding that Noem had proved herself “untrainable”, “dangerous to anyone she came in contact with” and “less than worthless … as a DHS Secretary”. “At that moment,” trump says, “I realised I had to put her down.”
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Deep State of the Union buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 377 February 27, 2026 #caseymeans #surgeongeneral #stateoftheunion #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #ai #climatechange #globalwarming #climatemodels #datacenters #nypd #snowballfight #snowflakes #NPR
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"My pseudopenis is more flaccid than your pseudopenis." -Andrew Tate if he was a hyena.
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The X-stein Files buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 376 February 20, 2026 #votingbooth #tulsigabbard #novemberelection #voterfraud #churchexplosion #climatechange #capitalism #globalwarming #drought #foodsecurity #pedonaldtrump #princeandrew #epsteinfiles #elonmusk #twitter #christofascism
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Oval office, interior: trump sits, inconsolable, a pile of pardons stacked on floor. Camera pans in, all pardons for ex-prince andrew. Smash cut, trump screams: "Why aren't they working?!" as camera flies backwards, up and out of White House, a flock of birds scared off of a tree on the lawn.
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Tonka Tough on Christofascism buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 375 February 13, 2026 #schumer #icefunding #noem #dhs #ice #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #childrapistdonaldtrump #leezeldin #epa #maga #maha #rfkjr #globalwarming #climatechange #pambondi #epsteinsurvivors
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Choosy Moms Choose Glyphosate buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 374 February 6, 2026 #trumpshithimselfonlivetv #trumpdiaperblowout #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #epsteincoverup #redaction #leezeldin #roundup #pesticides #carcinogens #EPA #maha #rfkjr #weakdollar #economiccollapse
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Is it cool to shit your pants on live TV? Some right wingers are starting to think so.
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Can't wait for the Melania Unrated Extended Director's cut edition with cut footage showing the first lady shooting ping pong balls out of her snatch back when she was a hooker.
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
BDSM: bovino Sado-Masochism buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 373 January 30, 2026 #ice #stephenmiller #dhs #kristinoem #borderpatrol #minneapolis #pretti #goode #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #2ndamendment #magat #unleadedgas #climatechange #globalwarming #carney #bessent #schumer #funding
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga, Choo Choo! Here Comes the Cuck Train! buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 372 January 23, 2026 #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #airforceone #zurich #grounded #saudiarabia #stephenmiller #cuckold #cuckchair #brookerollins #wholemilk #usda
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
So glad the pedo regime decided to combine another American hero into the holiday today! Happy Martin Luther Kirk Jr. Day! /s
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It's actually a legal definition--'Doritos'. It's "-tos" without an e for those that have a problem. No phalanges.
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
♫Good God, Great Lakes of Fire♫ buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 371 January 16, 2026 #reneegood #charliekirk #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #minneapolis #ice #dhs #kristinoem #christofascism #project2025 #iran #aidatacenters #aibubble #aijobs #greenland #venezuela
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Science Bros Icing ICE Zeroes buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 370 January 9, 2026 #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #maduro #venezuela #oil #icepigs #renee #environmentalism #climatechange #hegseth #cia #carteldelossoles #pentagon
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Republicans right now: I didn't not exactly not vote for something peculiarly unlike the opposite of this...
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
New Year, New Unenforceable Peace Treaty buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 369 January 1, 2026 #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #mcdonald's #ronald #ukraine #zelenskyy #russia #putin #mar-a-lago #newyear'seve #newyear #beefindustry #methane #greenhousegases #globalwarming #climatechange
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
♫It’s Starting to Look a Lot Like Fascism♫ buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 368 December 25, 2025
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Generational Lead Poisoning buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 367 December 19, 2025 #roadrage #climatechange #globalwarming #co2 #methane #bigoil #beefindustry #pedonaldtrump #bbclawsuit #nickelodeon #slimed #kid'schoiceawards #nuclearpower #powerplants #uranium #epsteinfiles #rfkjr
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
For Outstanding Contributions to the Concepts of a Peace buymeacoffee.com/TheHypocrite Issue 366 December 12, 2025 #fifapeace #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #arby's #coastguard #venezuela #oiltanker #hhs #epa #rfkjr #zeldin #drought #environmentalregulation #waterquality #rubio #font #wingdings
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
fallon to chatgpt: why isn't my baby laughing at my jokes? fallon to chatgpt, but later: how easy is it for cops to find out if you shook a baby and it died?
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