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The Good Place Every Line

@thegoodplace.meorge.com
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Posts a line from NBC's hit comedy series The Good Place every hour. A very mediocre way to experience a very good show. (SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY) Run by @meorge.com || Transcripts sourced from the internet and may contain some errors, because pobody's nerfect

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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 28m
[chuckles]
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 1h
Not to mention... you have a rockin' bod.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 2h
And you deserve to be happy, because... you are an impressive, thoughtful, and special person.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 3h
I may not know exactly what you're feeling, but I do understand.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 4h
Well...
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 5h
Eleanor, you don't know what it's like to be in paradise and feel like there's something just not quite right.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 6h
I know. You do.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 7h
And I adore talking.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 8h
I know that he took a vow of silence, but he won't even talk to me, his soul mate!
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 9h
I just can't seem to connect with him.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 10h
It's Jianyu.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 11h
Desperately.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 12h
Do you want to... talk about it?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 13h
You okay?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 14h
Sorry, I was just cleaning up.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 15h
Oh, hello, Eleanor. Hi.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 16h
Oh!
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 17h
[gentle knocking]
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 18h
[crying]
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 19h
New beginnings! Well done.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 20h
There you go.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 21h
Okay.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 22h
I literally learned what headaches were because that thing gave me a headache.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 23h
I mean, that thing is unreadable.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
Honestly, man, I don't even know.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
Aren't there maybe some parts worth salvaging?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
Let's throw that monstrosity in the trash and start over.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
So if spending eternity getting blunt feedback on your circular, rambling ideas will make you happy, then of course I will be your advisor.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
Chidi, all I want is for you to be happy.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
So... will you be my advisor?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
And I want to try again.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
But even though I might have gotten lost in the weeds, I loved writing this book.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
and try new things, and I will.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
I want to broaden my horizons
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
Be proud.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
I mean I used to get bored halfway through writing a text message.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
You wrote 4,000 pages on one of the most complicated subjects in the world.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
Michael does not know I'm not supposed to be here.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
Michael does not know everything.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
That's my point... he knows everything, and it was too convoluted, even for him.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
Everything.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
What does Michael know?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
So?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
Even Michael couldn't understand it.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
Basically, my life's work is 3,600 pages of garbage.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
Wait, what?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 03/10/2026
I would love not to listen to you.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 02/10/2026
And also, maybe don't listen to me.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 02/10/2026
Well, even admitting that is an important step.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 02/10/2026
That's why perfect Tahani is like my kryptonite.
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