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Geoffrey

@thegeoffey.bsky.social
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Hi, my name is Geoffrey and I'm a Pisces I love computers and hot tamales 🎶 🎶 🐻🖖🏼 Just a big gay geek from Dallas, TX, He/Him. Reader, Trekkie, leftie Flattery will get you everywhere Telegram, Discord, Snapchat: TheGeoffey

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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 7m
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 6h
Today I learned that breakfast nachos is a thing Substitute the nacho fixings for scrambled eggs & breakfast stuff, sprinkle cheese, toaster oven it and poof *noms*
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
By all means, Democratic leadership, keep going out of your way to bash people like Mamdani in favor of people you approve of - all he's done so hard is make life easier for the hoi polloi and not the oligarchy
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do we know about this? youtu.be/Y9jRgfiJxPY?...
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VNSSA, Trixie Mattel - Let's Have a KiKi (ft. Lushious Massacr)
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Power flashed 3 or 4 times in a row while on a call conf call ... We're currently still in on Has Electricity mode but may well be back in the 19th century soon
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tut tut, it looks like rain Finally!
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Eating like a messy messy boy today
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your favorite Disney prince (wrong answers only) 🦚🤼‍♂️
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30 October 1st
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My poor hips and knees are feeling the weather rolling in Imma need some Aleve, a leg rub and some Oreos, please
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My sister in law's new house is in a new subdivision out in the country. As it's getting built, zillions of wolf and black widow spiders are getting unhoused They had one in the garage with a pile of baby spiders on its back looking to move in
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Teletubby Dies Meme
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All prettified up
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Going back to an old favorite haircut because no reason
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Portland landlords are unable to overcharge middle income renters for housing Not sure I understand the problem ... Be nice if more cities had that issue
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The rain from Polo has been mostly pushed back a day to the brunt of it coming on Thursday to DFW. I've been wanting this rain for a while now to scrub the ragweed and tree pollen out of air for even a couple days I know it's all here until the first freeze but a day or two off would be nice
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unrelated: when not paying attention, I do add extra i's to words like riiight, niiice, piiie ...
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YouTube has decided to completely redo my feed I subscribed to one meteorologist; YouTube decided that means I want all weather forecasts all the time and fuck everything else You'd think I watched a single, mildly white supremacist or otherwise RW commentator to get that big a change
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Next year, Elder Gen Z starts turning 30 If they follow Millennials' cycle, they will begin to wane culturally in about 5 more years when the majority of college age kids are Alphas So I'll be like 70 when I get to watch these "ew, gross old" people hit middle age Looking forward to it
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Kailia's Big Grin on Toddlers and Tiaras
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've had a crush on Duckie for 40 years. He was way more insecure than me but definitely had the look I wanted Never a crush on John Cryer, but Duckie eternally
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Pretty Pink: 'Daddy' Necklace Reaction
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 9 Movies www.my9movies.com
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When did I start needing a YouTube video or a step by step hand holding in order to use new appliances? Is this the beginning of my descent into being that oldster afraid of new tech? Or am I mutating from an X to a Z?
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven't given a curio cabinet/ murder dollie update in a while. Here's a view of the cabinet from my spot in the living room I left a knife next to one because she asked me to ....
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jada was helping me rearrange the curio cabinet I was afraid she'd grad a dollie but she was mostly being curious
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An Uhura episode that was pure Trek as well as a TAS crossover. What's now to love? This may have been my favorite episode of the season #SNW #StrangNewWorlds
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen 🎶🎶 Scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen This means you really love me 🎶🎶
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Be all the You you need to be I just had my Samurai Divine t-shirt on ...
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I told myself I don't need a third stripper rat, then she danced into my life
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went through half of the expo then went back to the first booth we each looked at to buy the first things we adored ...
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What I really like about these expos are the creative outfits worn by people in their weirdo drag But even more than that, the people who just got everyday dressed and just let their freak flag fly
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The first few funsies from the Oddities Expo
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A guy in his mid 20s just said, "Excuse me, sir."
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Cartoon Woman Crying 'It Got Ghosted'
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The line has now wrapped around the world and has started a second lap
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last year we wandered around the convention center lost so this year I decided we should get here early - so of course we were right there Still, 40 mins before the expo opens and this is our spot in line. Only about 50 people behind us so far ...
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This weekend is the Oddities Expo in Dallas at the Convention Center. I hope this year it's full of serious coolness and murder dollies We, of course, have had tickets since this past spring and will be there at the 10am opening ...
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sunrise was pretty this morning Hope that's a harbinger that something good this way comes
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
5 days ago, one of the people on my favorites list blocked me It's not that I don't give a fuck, it's just the one fuck I give is curiosity over what I said and whether it was really horrible or just incredibly boring I'm guessing boring
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Homer Simpson Bored by Ned Flanders
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is Rocky Horror Picture Show's 51st birthday and my grandparents' 100th wedding anniversary I'm not sure what the parallel is, but I'm sure this correlation has some sort of causation to explain my messed up childhood
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The air today is 50% ragweed, 50% tree pollen and 50% grass
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Boyster Molusco with Red, Hurt Eyes
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The 'journalists' writing this article anthropomorphized the shit out of the software in order to better describe it as making it's own rogue decisions as if it was sapient instead of putting any real blame on the developers or OpenAI itself. OpenAI's design and supervision were both sloppy
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
UN Diplomats walk out on Netanyahu I'm sure someone will be along to explain who all those who left are antisemitic and how we much support Israel in all is says and does because victimization ....Personally, I'm a little jealous I couldn't turn my back on him and walk away as well
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Large number of diplomats walk out as Netanyahu begins speech
YouTube video by CNN
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IT/medical nerd crossover humor
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
6 or more sexual partners in what time span - ever? I had more than 6 before I graduated from high school
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Astrea1965(pic is©️)💙🌊🦋🐸 @astrea1965.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT HANG THEMSELVES FROM TREES. This man was discovered just before 8AM this morning & it was immediately ruled a suicide by the medical examiner. This is Upper Marlboro, Maryland. THIS IS NOT NORMAL! #BLM Reporting by NBC4 Washington on IG. substack.com/@letsgetinto...
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LetsGetIntoIt2025 (@letsgetintoit2025)
Again. BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT HANG THEMSELVES FROM TREES. This man was discovered just before 8AM this morning and it was immediately ruled a suicide by the medical examiner. This happened in Upper...
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Geoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I remember 2010 and 1994 and they included flips that were completely unexpected in the Senate, AK, IA, FL and TX are being being called battleground states, so that makes me wonder which House seats are in play that we just don't see history.house.gov/Institution/...
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