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@thefloofyone.bsky.social
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yip @thefloofyone.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
just farted with such perfect pressure that for a mere moment, there was a layer of gas in between me and my chair. In that moment, i felt truly free
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Rawhide Kobayashi @rawhidekobe.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/02/2026
REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us what happened with the elephant? ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker
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josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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lexandritte.bsky.social @lexandritte.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Jaghatai Khan is back and she transitioned while she was in Commoragh for ten thousand years.
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
To the Battlefront
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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jolt!! ⚡️ @joltjot.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
hi all, i'm moving into a new apartment TOMORROW‼️ i'll be able to cover the deposit and first/last months rent — but bc of it being ≈$3.8K, i'll need help with smaller costs (like truck rental, utility/wifi activation fees, etc.) pls help out (or just share) if u can!! –> paypal.me/joltjot
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse
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Diem @diemtf.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
A Tumblr post by user meeting reading "gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic"
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〚Ẋ〛 @projectendo.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
If I was in Final Destination I just wouldn't let any of that shit happen to me. I would avoid it easily
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The Deer Who Sold The World @deergirlbelle.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
When I get pissed at games I usually take a belt and start hitting the plushie my ex gave me
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Today is the only day you can repost this.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/04/2025
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Nomad @nomadnetic.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Ranger from Quake is upset.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
See if you can figure out what this ad from 1984 is selling before the reveal…
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
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jolt!! ⚡️ @joltjot.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
avatar wip for @thefloofyone.bsky.social,, lmk what u guys think :-D
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jolt!! ⚡️ @joltjot.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
hi 🩵 im trying this site out a little more, so here goes im opening THREE commission slots just to test the waters. reposts will be Very appreciated!! examples & pricing below i accept paypal, cash app, & venmo
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Puppi 🐾🔞 @puppiwuppi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Want a free Emote from me? 😲 Want to help me by being an example for one of my new emotes? 🦴 🔁Share + 💖 Like this tweet to join in a FREE RAFFLE! Winner announced on Feb 12th, this upcoming wednesday!
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 25/01/2025
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Sos "Buy Lazy Kickers" Sosowski @sosowski.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Computer: Has over dozen CPU cores Me: Nice! Let me do 2 things at the same time! Computer: Are you out of your mind? You idiot! You moron!
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S ∆ R E N ✦ 杰敏 ✦ KICKSTARTER on OCT 5th!!! @sarenstone.com · 29/10/2024
would you mash him
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yip @thefloofyone.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
unrelated but i made vergil as an elf in baldurs gate lmfao
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