Reposted by Elena NesiPETS LOVERS @catslover28.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Do something REALLY good today like swirling grass about and putting it in your head! 😍 25615
Elena Nesi @thefairycodemother.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I KNEW it #santaisreal #santapostalservice 020
Elena Nesi @thefairycodemother.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I like my salads entertaining and that’s not negotiable. What is this perversion with steamed veggies and lettuce-only salads? Make your salads entertaining people and you’ll find they can actually be pretty good. F*ck the diet, life is too short to eat food that tastes like absolutely nothing. 030
Reposted by Elena NesiKate Marvel @drkatemarvel.bsky.social · 14/01/2025physics of climate impacts 101: - Stuff gets hot (worse heatwaves) - Hot air holds more water vapor (heavier rainfall) - Hot air is thirstier air (higher drought risk) - Warm water is hurricane food (stronger storms) - Hot water expands and hot ice melts (sea level rise) 30499002275
Elena Nesi @thefairycodemother.bsky.social · 07/01/2025My #learning process involves a lot of rudeness towards the learning subject. If there’s no insult to machines flying around in my room, you know I ain’t learning much. The process normally starts with dummy_data.csv and inevitably ends with UnrepeatableCursewordInItalian.csv 210
Reposted by Elena Nesimeasurecamp-italy.bsky.social @measurecamp-italy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Didn’t get a ticket last time? Don’t you worry, your next chance is just around the corner. 🚨 The next Ticket Release is Jan 8th at 10:00 CET! 🚨 Mark your calendars, and get ready to join us...Tickets go fast! #MeasureCamp #analytics #data #conference #unconference 031
Elena Nesi @thefairycodemother.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Websites you often visit use session hashing like it was fresh water, on unconsenting users too, but most people don’t realize that. And you know why not? Because it’s NOT AS VISIBLE AS F*KING COOKIES. That’s why. And you expect your avg uneducated friend to notice? Cmon. #fingerprinting #privacy 110
Elena Nesi @thefairycodemother.bsky.social · 27/12/2024“We can’t use cookies anymore, so let’s go back to fingerprinting with IP addresses, everyone!” Am I missing something? Can I go start screaming into a pillow now? Asking for a friend. 140
Reposted by Elena NesiAdam Grant @adamgrant.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Constantly claiming to be a victim is not a sign of virtue. It's a strategy for narcissists and psychopaths to get ahead. People who regularly signal victimhood are more willing to lie, cheat, and steal. Beware those who air personal grievances like every day is Festivus. 620537
Reposted by Elena NesiGianluca Campo @giancampo.com · 12/11/2024For those interested in the #analytics community here's the starter pack you need! go.bsky.app/Huxv35J 051
Elena Nesi @thefairycodemother.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Aho, manco fossero i ticket per il concerto di Adele 😂 Ci avete spaventato, per un attimo abbiamo temuto ci fosse un problema tecnico 🥲😅😂 E invece no! Amici di @measurecamp-italy.bsky.social siete mitici! A presto! 🔥🚀🍾💥 030
Reposted by Elena NesiJulien Coquet 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @juliencoquet.com · 16/12/2024"We don't know how to fix this problem", says the only country in the world where this happens (hint: it's the guns) 011
Reposted by Elena NesiJulien Coquet 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @juliencoquet.com · 16/12/2024Born to say: "I told you so" Forced to say: "This was identified early on as a likely outcome." Seen on IG 0101
Reposted by Elena Nesimeasurecamp-italy.bsky.social @measurecamp-italy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024🚨 Mark your calendars! MeasureCamp Italy tickets drop on December 19th at 12:00 CET🚨 🎁 Treat yourself to the ultimate gift: a day of networking, learning, and nerding out with the brightest minds in analytics. Set a reminder, tell your friends, and get ready to grab your spot! lnkd.in/d-3zQ3Hklnkd.inLinkedInThis link will take you to a page that’s not on LinkedIn 021