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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I certainly can’t capture anything as good as you but we’ve been trying in Crete 😂

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Gotta stock up on Lidl’s scandi week 😂

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Annie wrote one a while ago called Nuclear War: A Scenario which was excellent. This is even better if not a little more scary as the likelihood just seems higher. COVID, and now what’s happening in Russia. Not anxiety inducing at all 😂

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Pleaseeeeee tell me you got some smash also 😂 the god tier sweet salty treat

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I’ve a got nice cheery beach read 😂

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Sat in the dark taking night sky pictures. All those stars and you can only see a handful of them with your eyes. It’s fairly hazy and there’s some light pollution but hopefully better tomorrow.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This actually looks decent. Mike Flanagan may well have actually made a decent Exorcist movie.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The desserts are unreal I will be coming back the size of a large 4x4. They’ll have to shove me in the cargo hold for the flight.

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Tom and Jerry's Nibbles: Hungry Yawn

ALT: Tom and Jerry's Nibbles: Hungry Yawn

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

There’s a very obviously all have Covid group in this hotel, and honestly, just coughing over all the food is absolutely wild. I’m sad you’re sick for your holiday but cover your fucking mouth before I swing it.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

These are now my guests at my table and if the staff say otherwise I will be one star reviewing.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The cat is a guest at our table and I won’t hear anything different from the staff thanks so much

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

They got rid of 1903 lounge, expanded the abysmal escape lounge, full of screaming kids, no self-serve bar so you’re 20 deep in a queue. Absolutely not the relaxed start to a holiday we got last time. Manchester airport forever a dump.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Why is Manchester Airport a hidden Dante’s circle of absolute morons. They’ve fucked the lounge also and made it complete shite so that was a waste of money.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oh maybe it’s just the first time you play them.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Kingdom Hearts Collection on Switch 2 needs a constant internet connection which is fabulous because I bought it to play on the flight tomorrow which doesn’t have WiFi x

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Crash Out Smile Crying

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There’s another AI account that’s cropped up on Instagram and I can’t help but follow and watch all the idiots fawning over a man that isn’t even remotely real.

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is Miyamoto. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2 is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll release new games when I feel like it.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Do gay people just advertise friends of Dorothy is that their job

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Flo, Bianca Del Rio, and Sugababes tickets on the same day is homophobic I need a pay pig

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Pauline is absolutely crashing out she looked an idiot #bbuk

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We HAVE to save Rob. Those idiots have to learn that they’re nothing but playground bullies with superiority complexes. #bbuk

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Lynx, Rochelle, Omar, Phillip, Rhianna, all absolutely abysmal people that need putting in the bin #BBUK

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Christmas stuff everywhereeeeee already but that means so are these delightful little treats

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yeah well we’ve fucking been here before haven’t we. Nothing to worry about. Just a lab worker working on viruses and dying. All completely normal.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I did it for the dopamine hit so I don’t kms ok

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Did the geese honking annoy you? 😩 I’m always conscious everybody hates me because they’re so noisy when the bag of food appears 😂

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I would die for these birds but they probably wouldn’t care if I got hit by a bus and that’s ok

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Better get up. The geese will be waiting for their snacks. Who wants to feed them when I’m on holiday 😭 I’ll worry about them 😂

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Goose Geese

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This country is obsessed with refusing to stay away from people if you’re not well. Imagine cold/flu/covid numbers dropping through the floor if people weren’t such selfish bastards 🤔

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Rochelle is such a vile cow. Imagine screaming Johanne was bullying for you two weeks and then start attacking two newbies within 30 seconds of them entering 😂 horrible horrible horrible. Hopefully this week of revelations will be revealing how much shit her and Phillip talk. #BBUK

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

These are the days that keep me from crashing out ironically

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

But you know as long as everybody else is ok what the fuck does it matter what I want 😂

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is my first kind of chill day in over a month. We have not stopped and I’m absolutely exhausted. All I want is nothing to do and to be left in peace 😂 so naturally it’s been ruined

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I woke up early on a Sunday to watch the #F1 and they delayed the start because it’s absolutely pelting it down in Malaysia. Wet races give me the nerves especially with morons like Stroll on the track

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Panda Napping on a Log

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

AJ Pritchard has returned from “breaking America” to become a GB News presenter. A new low for an always dwindling career 😂 those brothers are absolute demons

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

😂😂😂😂😂 thank you 😄 I must try Circe again. I couldn’t get into it last time but so many people say it’s amazing

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I read a lot so I might have already read it but I’m open to all suggestions.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Holiday next week and I’m building my reading list. Hit me with your favourite reads this year.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Well girlies the Pussycat Dolls concert was very good indeed. Lil Kim an added bonus. They all seemed to be really enjoying it, the girls’ mics were in fact on 😂 shame the production budget got squashed after the US leg cancellation, but it was good fun anyway.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Goodness me the CHAOS already 😭 Richard out-linda’ing Linda was not on my bingo card 😂 #CelebrityTraitors

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bluesky: locktober Bluesky: jocktober Bluesky: unflattering nude Bluesky: actual hole Bluesky: porn Me:

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