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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast.

Robert Downey Jr. bickering while pointing guns in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Yes! Some jokes you can’t help but visualise. E.g. this classic

ste(ph)en
@stephenjmolloy
X.com
*air horn sound*
*second air horn sound*
Me: "This isn't deodorant."
20:36 • 27/01/2016

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Seen near our house. Just don’t open the packages!

Sign on a unit in a nearby business park. Reads “Quantum packaging”

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

“Watch what you say, lads, I’m starting to think we may have an imposter among us.”

Photograph from local supermarket showing a 3-tier stack of 2 litre Pepsi vanilla bottles, where one space is occupied by a tall butternut squash. The squash has a very similar colour to the Pepsi labels.

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

@mooseallain.bsky.social Saw this,and it sounds like something you might draw:

Picture of a Christmas gift from a supermarket pets aisle, labelled “Duck strips for dogs”.

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

And now my iPad’s throwing shade.

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I do love a good daytime moon.

Clear blue sky over some distant trees, with a crescent moon barely visible above.

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

I think this might have been my all-time most successful tweet.

Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain • 12/12/2012
This was always going to happen eventually RT @Pontifex Enough with the fake tweets, everybody! Some of you are douches. #notcool
#itsasin

TheEponymousBob @TheEponymousBob
@daraobriain It's all so lame. EVERYONE knows the Pope isn't real—
it's just your mum and dad.
17:39 • 12/12/2012

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

@joshspero.ft.com Apropos of nothing, your banner image works well in the Skeets iPad app:

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

I left my apple downstairs and accidentally created this year’s Turner Prize winning entry.

A “spiked” draining board with a Granny Smith apple perched on top of some of the spikes.

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

New euphemism just dropped.

Edinburgh tourist shop advertising “Kilt packages (from £60)”

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

@astrokatie.com A while back, I was surprised to discover via Marvel comics that people knew the link between aerosol deodorants and the ozone layer *in 1975* - around 10 years before the holes made news. Marvel Defenders #76, Aug 1975:

Panel from a 1975 comic showing a blazing sun and text "WE DECIDED WE VALUED DRY ARMPITS ANO
THE 3-BILLION-DOLLAR AEROSOL INOUSTRY
OVER OUR FLOWERS, OUR FOOD, AND ULTI-
MATELY OUR HEALTH. OH, THE SCIENTISTS
WARNEO US... !
"THEY SAID THE GAS IN THOSE
CANS WOULO BREAK DOWN
THE OZONE LAYER -- THE
WORLD'S PROTECTION FROM
THE SUN'S ULTRAVIOLET
RAYS-- BUT WE DIDN'T
BELIEVE IT. NOT UNTIL
THE FIRST SKIN CANCER
EPIDEMIC IN 1982.
"NOT UNTIL A WALK IN THE
SUN BECAME SO DEADLY
THAT EVEN TO CROSS THE
STREET, WE NEEDED PRO-
TECTIVE CLOTHING OVER
EVERY SQUARE INCH OF
OUR BODIES.

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I’m just pissed off they marked this as wrong:

Fill in the blank
Je ne peux pas courir avec toi ce soir parce que j'ai:

mal au dos
une bouteille d'eau
un gros chat (selected)

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

And now, we move on to incompatible observables…”

A still of Father Ted receiving his Golden Cleric award.

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Post a picture of your pet when he was little. Loki, burdened with glorious floof.

Black kitten Loki lying on his back on a sofa and cushions with paws up - one front paw slightly blurred as he swipes at something off-camera. His tongue is poking out as though in deep concentration.

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

1) Loki. 2) Draw me like one of your French cats 3) MOTH.

Black cat Loki sitting beneath a picture of a black cat with a Marvel Loki helmet on.

Black cat Loki flaunting himself disgracefully on a faux fur throw.

Black cat Loki staring up at something with saucer-like eyes.

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

@skeetsapp.com Hi, I’m using 1.22.1 and have noticed that none of the sub-menus in Settings are clickable. E.g. nothing happens when I tap any of the categories below. Is this known?

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Watching Alec Guinness’ Smiley’s People, and greatly enjoyed Alan Rickman’s blink-and-you’ll-miss-it rôle as a hotel receptionist in episode 2

Still from the episode showing Rickman receiving a bag for storage in the guest safe.

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Interesting: this client (Skeets) seems to use asterisks for italics.

A screenshot of Moose’s “wring places” post without asterisks, but with occasional italic text.

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Hey, @duolingo, my well-fed cat would like to complain about the correct answer being marked wrong here:

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Bob @theeponymousbob.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Lots of seasonal driving between parents and in-laws at the moment. On a wholly unrelated note, from @stephencollins (stephencollinsillustration.com/shop)