John Miller @theediguy.com · 01/10/2026October 1. Even though it's 76 degrees out, set up the bird feeders and got them loaded up. But mostly just to increase the number of birdsong we hear with birdnet. 120
John Miller @theediguy.com · 28/09/2026Don't waste my time if this isn't at least your fourth rodeo. I don't have time to train you in the basics. 001
John Miller @theediguy.com · 25/09/2026I'm in the exam room at the doctor (regular checkup) and it's 200 degrees in here. 110
John Miller @theediguy.com · 24/09/2026Bravo really fucked up not editing these last episodes of Below Deck Med. 011
John Miller @theediguy.com · 23/09/2026Had to run to the Apple store, and while I was there I checked out a Neo. The genius who helped me was like "oh, these are SUPER out of stock. I don't know if you've heard about the RAM shortage, but they can't make these very fast because of it." No, please tell me more about the RAM shortage! 001
John Miller @theediguy.com · 22/09/2026I'm going to put on my conspiracy hat and say this is why Kash Patel said they relaxed the hiring standards, because he knew this was coming out, and when people cross-reference this list against criminal records, shit is going to get wild. 000
John Miller @theediguy.com · 21/09/2026Good news, I'm being discharged. I have this. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/disea...my.clevelandclinic.orgIt’s Not Appendicitis, It’s Epiploic AppendagitisThis little-known cause of acute abdominal pain can resemble more serious conditions. 120
John Miller @theediguy.com · 20/09/2026Urgent care is sending me to the ER to try to rule out appendicitis. Cross your fingers! 130
John Miller @theediguy.com · 15/09/2026"Pizza bagel" implies that it's a bagel with pizza topping, instead of a "bagel pizza" which is a pizza that happens to be on a bagel base. In this essay I will 100
John Miller @theediguy.com · 12/09/2026Ok, decided to upgrade to 18 pro maxes after all, since it's not going to cost us anything to do so. 110
John Miller @theediguy.com · 12/09/2026I need to see an OpenAI documentary with Matthew Rhys starring as Sam Altman just so I can stop seeing Matthew Rhys every time I see a picture of Sam Altman. Just to get it out of my brain and never think of it again. 000
John Miller @theediguy.com · 10/09/2026People who think "boots with the fur" means boots and a fur coat are just wrong and I have no idea how it could possibly be interpreted that way in any reasonable way. 000
John Miller @theediguy.com · 09/09/2026We used to upgrade our phones every year. But the last few years, phone specs have changed so little it's stupid to upgrade every year. Apple, give us a zoom lens that actually zooms. THEN I'll upgrade. The big thing I miss from Samsungs. 120
John Miller @theediguy.com · 06/09/2026@governor.ny.gov Please sign the SUNNY Act. We're falling behind other states and it's been sitting on your desk for months. 000
John Miller @theediguy.com · 04/09/2026Went downtown for lunch today to meet a few friends and the weather was great and the friends were great and the halal cart lunch was amazing as always (and 4 full meals). 000
John Miller @theediguy.com · 03/09/2026The power remains out except for our battery powered wifi. My phone is at 17%. Things are getting dire. 100
John Miller @theediguy.com · 28/08/2026Just my addition to the thousands of moon pics you'll see this morning. 040
John Miller @theediguy.com · 26/08/2026The grim reaper keeps getting the wrong 80 year old. Keep trying little buddy, I believe in you! 120
John Miller @theediguy.com · 25/08/2026Bummed about Dolly. Is it too late to trade her for a fair number of others who are more deserving? I can riff like 10 names off the top of my head, easy peasy. 110
Reposted by John MillerMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I need you all to know that a couple months back Wiz Khalifa started running and is putting up objectively impressive times 2363
John Miller @theediguy.com · 21/08/2026You can either have a cat in your bathroom with you, or you can watch tiktoks. You cannot do both, so choose wisely. 030
John Miller @theediguy.com · 19/08/2026Had a good time center front row for Spin Doctors, Gin Blossoms, and Blues Traveler tonight. Best of all it was easy to get out. 010
John Miller @theediguy.com · 11/08/2026Cats do not belong outdoors, and if you allow yours outdoors, you are a bad person (this does not apply to those cats in harnesses or in carriers). I have zero latitude on this opinion. 041
John Miller @theediguy.com · 10/08/2026If you signed up to be in the Harry Potter series in this period of time, you knew what you were getting and you're getting paid in blood money. It doesn't matter what you say about it. Quit or be complicit. 000
John Miller @theediguy.com · 03/08/2026I'm paying for dog parks, and yet I don't own any dogs. How weird that our taxes can go for the greater good, and not for me specifically. 060
John Miller @theediguy.com · 29/07/2026I really need to know how deep the water is before I decide where I come down on row vs wade. (I am possibly the first person in history to ever make this joke) 110
John Miller @theediguy.com · 28/07/2026Ok, let me just pay you via X Money. Oops. Dang it, didn't mean to click that. It's gone. Shit. Now Grok is calling me a soyboy. Fuck. 120
John Miller @theediguy.com · 28/07/2026hey @firefox.com - you could give a way to turn this icon off if we have no interest in ever enabling your dumb vpn. 010
John Miller @theediguy.com · 25/07/2026Really quite pissed off about the way project runway started off this season. Never do that shit again, Bravo. Really just the worst. 000
John Miller @theediguy.com · 20/07/2026My toxic work trait is that I'm going to take care of whatever you need immediately, but I might take an hour or two to reply to let you know I have so that you don't develop any expectations of immediacy. 111
John Miller @theediguy.com · 19/07/2026Weeding landscaping is no fun, but it's needed before our party next weekend, so here I am doing it. Boo. 110
John Miller @theediguy.com · 17/07/2026Extremely wet spring, heat dome, smokey air, it's a helluva year to be a climate change denier. 030
John Miller @theediguy.com · 16/07/2026Even though these bottles are ribbed for his pleasure, you should always use something with a wide base to prevent a trip to the emergency room. 000
John Miller @theediguy.com · 15/07/2026Please tell me again how climate change isn't real. Wait, stand right here where the bright orange light is giving you a gauzy ethereal look. Ok, now go. But don't breathe too deeply, the AQI is off the charts. 000
John Miller @theediguy.com · 15/07/2026George Lucas would have Jar-Jar Binks in every movie, except with more fingers. 010
John Miller @theediguy.com · 15/07/2026I'm fine with permanent single time. Either way. However, they need to understand the HUGE coding challenge this will cause, as well as other impacts that have previously prevented this from being implemented. I can't see this passing the Senate. 100
John Miller @theediguy.com · 14/07/2026It's a miracle. Lifehacker finally got rid of the creamy cheesecake article/big photo that has been on their front page for 3+ years. 010
John Miller @theediguy.com · 13/07/2026I have a spreadsheet that was painstakingly built that takes a csv export and auto-colors rows based on various criteria, and I need it for TWO MORE DAYS, and today our work team removed 2 of the columns I need from my export without any notice and broke everything. 110
John Miller @theediguy.com · 13/07/2026Probably gonna get boo'ed all over town for this, but I miss Jerry. 010
John Miller @theediguy.com · 12/07/2026I've been spreading mulch for 2 days and: thank God for pools and ibuprofen, and also this is a young man's game. 210
John Miller @theediguy.com · 09/07/2026Why can't *I* be in a coma, fed by a tube and having a machine breathe for me, while collecting my paycheck and without any fear of my insurance denying anything? That seems like win win. 020
John Miller @theediguy.com · 09/07/2026Stephen King Dean Koontz Martha Wells Cap Daniels John Scalzi Kristin Hannah Donna Tartt Michael Connelly John Sandford Simon McCleave Mick Herron Karin Slaughter Ruth Ware (and many, many more) 020
John Miller @theediguy.com · 09/07/2026Today I have to change the tire on the riding mower, put a trailer together, and change out a laptop keyboard. It's "manual labor day" over here. 120
John Miller @theediguy.com · 08/07/2026The number of people who think due process applies to politics, and "innocent until proven guilty" is the measure of whether someone should resign or not, is insane. My block button has been getting quite the workout. Miss me with your bad, wrong opinion. 030
John Miller @theediguy.com · 07/07/2026I talked to Mitch McConnell today for 20 minutes, and he told me that he agrees that Graham Platner should drop out of the race. He also gave me a really good recipe for fried okra, and a painting of a turtle. Wait. That's him, not a turtle. My mistake. 140
John Miller @theediguy.com · 07/07/2026We're waiting for you to catch up, @warren.senate.gov - you were already way too late on disavowing Platner. Now let's see some real contrition and how you're going to avoid falling into this pretty easily-foreseen trap next time. 000