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John Miller

@theediguy.com
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Buffalo-based IT guy with a lot of opinions. If you're a human, you have rights, full stop. If you're an electric car, you do not. I swear a lot. Deal.

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John Miller @theediguy.com · 01/10/2026
October 1. Even though it's 76 degrees out, set up the bird feeders and got them loaded up. But mostly just to increase the number of birdsong we hear with birdnet.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 28/09/2026
Don't waste my time if this isn't at least your fourth rodeo. I don't have time to train you in the basics.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 25/09/2026
I'm in the exam room at the doctor (regular checkup) and it's 200 degrees in here.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 24/09/2026
Bravo really fucked up not editing these last episodes of Below Deck Med.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 23/09/2026
Had to run to the Apple store, and while I was there I checked out a Neo. The genius who helped me was like "oh, these are SUPER out of stock. I don't know if you've heard about the RAM shortage, but they can't make these very fast because of it." No, please tell me more about the RAM shortage!
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 22/09/2026
I'm going to put on my conspiracy hat and say this is why Kash Patel said they relaxed the hiring standards, because he knew this was coming out, and when people cross-reference this list against criminal records, shit is going to get wild.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 21/09/2026
Good news, I'm being discharged. I have this. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/disea...
my.clevelandclinic.org
It’s Not Appendicitis, It’s Epiploic Appendagitis
This little-known cause of acute abdominal pain can resemble more serious conditions.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 20/09/2026
Urgent care is sending me to the ER to try to rule out appendicitis. Cross your fingers!
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 15/09/2026
"Pizza bagel" implies that it's a bagel with pizza topping, instead of a "bagel pizza" which is a pizza that happens to be on a bagel base. In this essay I will
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 12/09/2026
Ok, decided to upgrade to 18 pro maxes after all, since it's not going to cost us anything to do so.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 12/09/2026
I need to see an OpenAI documentary with Matthew Rhys starring as Sam Altman just so I can stop seeing Matthew Rhys every time I see a picture of Sam Altman. Just to get it out of my brain and never think of it again.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 10/09/2026
Ok I'll bite. What is a "Nathan Fielder"?
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 10/09/2026
People who think "boots with the fur" means boots and a fur coat are just wrong and I have no idea how it could possibly be interpreted that way in any reasonable way.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 09/09/2026
We used to upgrade our phones every year. But the last few years, phone specs have changed so little it's stupid to upgrade every year. Apple, give us a zoom lens that actually zooms. THEN I'll upgrade. The big thing I miss from Samsungs.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 06/09/2026
@governor.ny.gov Please sign the SUNNY Act. We're falling behind other states and it's been sitting on your desk for months.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 04/09/2026
Went downtown for lunch today to meet a few friends and the weather was great and the friends were great and the halal cart lunch was amazing as always (and 4 full meals).
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 03/09/2026
The power remains out except for our battery powered wifi. My phone is at 17%. Things are getting dire.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 28/08/2026
Just my addition to the thousands of moon pics you'll see this morning.
The moon at the highest point in the eclipse cycle, wearing a little cap of light.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 27/08/2026
Maddening.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 26/08/2026
The grim reaper keeps getting the wrong 80 year old. Keep trying little buddy, I believe in you!
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 25/08/2026
Release the tattoo-sleeved Dolly pics.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 25/08/2026
Bummed about Dolly. Is it too late to trade her for a fair number of others who are more deserving? I can riff like 10 names off the top of my head, easy peasy.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I need you all to know that a couple months back Wiz Khalifa started running and is putting up objectively impressive times
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 23/08/2026
We can stop making everything pickle flavored now.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 21/08/2026
You can either have a cat in your bathroom with you, or you can watch tiktoks. You cannot do both, so choose wisely.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 19/08/2026
Had a good time center front row for Spin Doctors, Gin Blossoms, and Blues Traveler tonight. Best of all it was easy to get out.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 11/08/2026
Cats do not belong outdoors, and if you allow yours outdoors, you are a bad person (this does not apply to those cats in harnesses or in carriers). I have zero latitude on this opinion.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 10/08/2026
If you signed up to be in the Harry Potter series in this period of time, you knew what you were getting and you're getting paid in blood money. It doesn't matter what you say about it. Quit or be complicit.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 03/08/2026
I'm paying for dog parks, and yet I don't own any dogs. How weird that our taxes can go for the greater good, and not for me specifically.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 29/07/2026
I really need to know how deep the water is before I decide where I come down on row vs wade. (I am possibly the first person in history to ever make this joke)
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 28/07/2026
Ok, let me just pay you via X Money. Oops. Dang it, didn't mean to click that. It's gone. Shit. Now Grok is calling me a soyboy. Fuck.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 28/07/2026
hey @firefox.com - you could give a way to turn this icon off if we have no interest in ever enabling your dumb vpn.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 25/07/2026
Really quite pissed off about the way project runway started off this season. Never do that shit again, Bravo. Really just the worst.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 20/07/2026
My toxic work trait is that I'm going to take care of whatever you need immediately, but I might take an hour or two to reply to let you know I have so that you don't develop any expectations of immediacy.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 19/07/2026
Weeding landscaping is no fun, but it's needed before our party next weekend, so here I am doing it. Boo.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 17/07/2026
Extremely wet spring, heat dome, smokey air, it's a helluva year to be a climate change denier.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 16/07/2026
Even though these bottles are ribbed for his pleasure, you should always use something with a wide base to prevent a trip to the emergency room.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 15/07/2026
Please tell me again how climate change isn't real. Wait, stand right here where the bright orange light is giving you a gauzy ethereal look. Ok, now go. But don't breathe too deeply, the AQI is off the charts.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 15/07/2026
George Lucas would have Jar-Jar Binks in every movie, except with more fingers.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 15/07/2026
I'm fine with permanent single time. Either way. However, they need to understand the HUGE coding challenge this will cause, as well as other impacts that have previously prevented this from being implemented. I can't see this passing the Senate.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 14/07/2026
It's a miracle. Lifehacker finally got rid of the creamy cheesecake article/big photo that has been on their front page for 3+ years.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 13/07/2026
I have a spreadsheet that was painstakingly built that takes a csv export and auto-colors rows based on various criteria, and I need it for TWO MORE DAYS, and today our work team removed 2 of the columns I need from my export without any notice and broke everything.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 13/07/2026
Probably gonna get boo'ed all over town for this, but I miss Jerry.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 12/07/2026
I've been spreading mulch for 2 days and: thank God for pools and ibuprofen, and also this is a young man's game.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 09/07/2026
Why can't *I* be in a coma, fed by a tube and having a machine breathe for me, while collecting my paycheck and without any fear of my insurance denying anything? That seems like win win.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 09/07/2026
Stephen King Dean Koontz Martha Wells Cap Daniels John Scalzi Kristin Hannah Donna Tartt Michael Connelly John Sandford Simon McCleave Mick Herron Karin Slaughter Ruth Ware (and many, many more)
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 09/07/2026
Today I have to change the tire on the riding mower, put a trailer together, and change out a laptop keyboard. It's "manual labor day" over here.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 08/07/2026
The number of people who think due process applies to politics, and "innocent until proven guilty" is the measure of whether someone should resign or not, is insane. My block button has been getting quite the workout. Miss me with your bad, wrong opinion.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 07/07/2026
I talked to Mitch McConnell today for 20 minutes, and he told me that he agrees that Graham Platner should drop out of the race. He also gave me a really good recipe for fried okra, and a painting of a turtle. Wait. That's him, not a turtle. My mistake.
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John Miller @theediguy.com · 07/07/2026
We're waiting for you to catch up, @warren.senate.gov - you were already way too late on disavowing Platner. Now let's see some real contrition and how you're going to avoid falling into this pretty easily-foreseen trap next time.
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