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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I’m wearing it every time I leave the house. I advocate making it into a normal part of fashion. Here I’m in a green Fox 40 Sonik Blast CMG Pealess.
Me modeling a green Fox 40 Sonik Blast CMG Pealess Whistle
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 22/11/2025
They line up perfectly.
An Oval Office photo of Trump looking adoringly at Mamdani, while a portrait of Reagan looks on. Above the man-ignoring-his-girlfriend meme.
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Joseph @josephbogner.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
her kink is necrophilia but she likes em barely legal
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Raptorama @raptorama.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
A person I'm on a discord on found this in the emails and I hasn't seen anyone else post it yet so I thought I'd share.
Email from the recently released report, it reads Epstein: "i was pointing out that that alleged rape was reported to be at my house with donal and I raping her"
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Acab includes Rita, meter maid.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Congrats NYC from the Great Khanate of Illinois! 🥳
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Great weekend recording Michael Zerang’s Puzzle House at Electrical with Cooper Crain. Really really miss you, Steve, and can’t wait for everyone to hear this incredible music! @michaelzerang.bsky.social @billdmackay.bsky.social @maryhalmmusic @electricalwsop.bsky.social #thankyoustevealbini
Cooper Crain engineering Michael Zerang’s Puzzle House @ Electrical Audio Studio in Chicago
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s really hot so I googled “Would you sit on a screen porch in your underwear?” and got this:
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The whole “echo chamber” idea is first and foremost disingenuous. Most people talk to who they want to talk to, hang out with who they want to hang out with, read what they want to read. Thats just normal shit. Unless you’re getting paid, an adult doesn’t have to be someone’s captive audience.
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tat songs @tatsongs.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Puzzle House @michaelzerang.bsky.social @theeazita.bsky.social @billdmackay.bsky.social Mary Halm Constellation, Chicago 6/20/25
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Playing sax in Micheal Zerang’s Puzzle House tonight at Constellation Chicago- hope to see you! @billdmackay.bsky.social @michaelzerang.bsky.social
Michael Zerang’s Puzzle House at Constellation Chicago Friday June 20 8:30 pm two sets!
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Alternate take: PLEASE DO! He has less than zero chance of winning nationally and at least it’ll keep him busy and away from running for any office in Illinois where he actually might have some chance, due to that collective amnesia we’ve seen lately.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I don’t know, man… I kind of don’t like that name?
Exterior of a restaurant named “Koi Sushi”.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Gah my age group sucks so bad. What a joke.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
What a total dumbass loser.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Thanks to everyone who came out to the Puzzle House residency at Hungry Brain- it was a blast! (Thanks @fran_online for the vid!)
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michaelzerang.bsky.social @michaelzerang.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
We are nearing the end of the month-long PUZZLE HOUSE residency at The Hungry Brain. Final! Thursday, March 27, 2025, beginning at 9:00PM with special guest openers MUTE DUO - Sam Wagster and Skyler Rowe, and followed by the PUZZLE HOUSE Band: Azita Youssefi, Bill MacKay, Mary Halm, Michael Zerang
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
me too
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I’ll be playing sax in this in group led by Michael Zerang’s February residency at the Hungry Brain:
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I think she was thinking this:
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
All I know is the Discover feed has always sucked for me and I find “Popular with friends” to be closest to a useful “suggestions I might like” feed. Mostly I use the chronological Following feed but if I want to branch out, that’s the best one for me so far. Ymmv!
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Posted 20 days ago but seems relevant again wrt the salute-gaslighting discourse.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 20/01/2025
Hell is empty, And all the devils are here.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Pretty much where we are.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
We just had an election where a bunch of voters thought Biden was responsible for overturning roe - - the idea that large numbers are going to remember and blame Dems for the tik tok ban seems a bit much.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
44° in Chicago today feels like spring. Trying to figure out how to cold-turkey avoid all social media on Monday cause I don’t want to see dick about the dumb charade.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’ve noticed that most actors are somewhat ripped. Like a guy playing a schlubby middle-aged Chicago plumber will take off his shirt and he’s “several hours a day to maintain” muscular, unrealistically.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I’ll be playing sax in this in group led by Michael Zerang’s February residency at the Hungry Brain:
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Calling it now: SCOTUS to hear voting-rights case about how AIs should be able to vote in US elections by 2030.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 11/01/2024
Was trying to find a post someone made about this, but can't, it goes something like "Year is 2387, humanity is long gone, solar powered AIs keep crunching out sequels to Shrek to rave reviews by AIs"
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Fucking take a reskeet damnit 🤌
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The answer is that anyone who doesn’t want to appear woke is a loser and I hope they have a shitty holiday. Everyone else, I wish you a woke af holiday because woke is the best thing on earth and all good people deserve maximum wokeness.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Worked in Iran. Me in Tehran, mid 70’s:
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This one neat trick will ensure you always have avocados on hand. (Not “avocado hand” - that’s different! 🥑🔪🩸)
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
“Log out” - what does it mean?
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Biggest downside of Bluesky’s recent success is the ratio of people who don’t understand even the most obvious humor is overwhelming. I hope we don’t become Spoutible.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This whole 🧵 is excellent: “If all lives are really equal, and murder is wrong, and cruelty is wrong, then why do those CEOs exist in the first place when that’s the nature and motivation for their work? Just slower and more legal than a bullet?“
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A BlueSky thread by Zito on Skyview
A hit man is not the state. You can say that you feel bad for the CEO without being silly.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
A couple transphobe moderation lists I subscribe to which have eliminated most of these from my view:
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Doesn’t someone have a job where they’re supposed to find out about stuff like this ahead of time and tell everyone about it so that people can make their choices based on facts and not trickery? It really seems like there should be a job like this in our society.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I could do without “mango mussolini” fwiw. Too cute by half.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
@electricalwsop.bsky.social Rest in peace. 😢#thankyoustevealbini
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Amazing!
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Tell him there IS an alternate welfare, on an alternate timeline where people like himself hadn’t been shooting themselves in the foot for decades.
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AZITA @theeazita.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Queen.
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