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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Incredible how the latest episode of Below Deck Med aged like an avocado

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I would LOVE it if all I had to do was be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie, but a bitch has other commitments!

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Being friends with artists is so annoying, like what do you mean we can't watch this movie bc the guy you hate from improv camp has a walk-on?

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

How much water has been wasted giving Jeff Rosenbaum the chin he never had in those preposterous AI Rosenbaum Injury Law commercials?

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Between the new season of the Traitors and planning my wedding, I will be unreachable for the foreseeable future. Thank you for understanding

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

When Joan Cusack plays the villain >>>>

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

For those of us Millenials who have gone from leading the cousin walk to hosting Thanksgiving, today is the day to clean your pipes and bongs.

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

ENDING A FILIBUSTER TO SAVE THE FILIBUSTER IS THE DUMBEST ASS SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

I'm organizing a Trans Mission trip (we build DJ schools for underprivileged children in Salt Lake City, UT).

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Some of y'all were never intimidated by the smart, hot Syrian art girly in HS and it shows.

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Five minutes into Fantastic 4 movie. Fiancé: Why take a test? Why doesn't she just invisible her uterus and look to see if she's pregnant herself? Me:

Charlie day murder board meme superimposed over photograph of pregnancies at various stages in a petri dish. They all look like used tissue.

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

You have until the end of Betwanes Beek to stop pissin mt tf off.

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

As an Arab saying I'm occupying Lenni-Lenape land during land acknowledgement

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore 2 has me feeling a lil 😏

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

The adult version of summer vacation is having the Big Brother live feeds on your second monitor at work.

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

🚫⏰️🧍🏽‍♂️ 💼📝📈

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

How those SSRI heat warnings sound to me, a person on SSRIs

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Genuinely sad and insane that @marshablackburn, Jack Johnson & Sexton want to enshrine this into law instead of banning it. Deeply un-American.

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Anyone else think the AlJazeera weather man has a threatening aura

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Whenever I accidentally type "yet" instead of "yes"

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

You might be important to me, but you'll never be a cup of tea in the afternoon important to me. Nwmsayn?

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Having a really bad day emotionally and physically but I cling to the fact that David Suchet 🥸 was born on this day and for that there is joy in the world.

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Really enjoying Survivor 34: Catholic Edition aka Conclave

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Gen Z will never understand the thrill of setting your text tone to exactly the first HOOTIE HOOOOOOOOO of Pass That Dutch

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

It's so bizarre and delightful to watch Michael Gandolfini expecting to see his father and to instead get this Peter Lorre-like character. Truly the only reason to keep watching Daredevil. It's like biting into something expecting savory, but getting sweet, and you can't stop eating to figure it out

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

For the love of God someone get slavoj zizek an allergy pill

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Great seeing famous giant abortion pill @thedookness.bsky.social on the skyline

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

HBO Max needs an option to watch at half-speed so that people with auditory processing issues* can understand John Oliver. *me

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Inviting the Atlantic reporter to every comedy show group chat so he knows who plans on bombing

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

How much money to have Patricia Arquette berate me to sleep at night?

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

If the government asks, we're a traditional couple.* *Has sex to Marvin Gaye.

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Happy Mardi Grasmadan to all who celebrate

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Abortion Access Front @abortionfront.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Who better to deliver a “pro-life” message than an elite killer-trained dude? Seriously watch this former Green Beret & current spokesperson for male victimhood explain the real injustices of abortion access. HINT: It centers him… Link to his full video in the bio if you really want to watch it. 🤮

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A man with alot of opinions

Who better to deliver your “pro-life” message than a dude trained to be an elite killer? Seriously, watch this former Green Beret and current spokesperson fo...

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

It's time someone had a word with whoever is lighting the talking heads on The Traitors

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

A second Gen Z sweater has hit Survivor island

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

My therapist is the best bc we are comparing our favorite vampires.

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Sitting at my CPA's office in complete silence whilst she stares at the computer and mutters "So many 1099s..." over and over again.

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Them: I have a cream that'll help with the pain! People with chronic pain:

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

While window shopping I came across a model who looks like she's SCARED about how much she NEEDS wine

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Danielle from Traitors' gameplay is unraveling faster than her braids.

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 24/01/2025

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi @thedookness.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

As a writer/editor, I am begging you to send me your work to proofread instead of putting it through AI. Every time you use ChatGPT, it produces around 4.32 grams of CO2. But every time you ask me to edit your work, I give a plant a little kiss. Consider it.

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