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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive)

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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 3m
“YOU paid THEM for that!?”
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 4m
The doob, Gabe! What does it mean!?
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 5m
*Shinzo Abe force ghost giving a thumbs up to the Palworld Wiki*
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 7m
Suspicious ornate bust whose eyes you could swear just moved to follow you as you walked by
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 9m
“Who the fuck is Troy Jackson” -Portland, Oregon resident
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 14m
A deeply sad but fitting end
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 15m
John Wick x Point Break crossover where he goes after these guys with Johnny Rico since every administration figure looks like they’re wearing a latex mask of a deceased president
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 22m
Who’s it gonna be when they both croak? Harris? Obama? Everyone else either has titanic amounts of anti-rizz or will be a spry 125
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 30m
I can only hope this is meant for like, really thick queso dip
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 32m
You’re telling me she’s a shark with legs AND a skilled magician!?
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 38m
It depends on how graphic the story is as to how it’s depicted but a yandere is a character archetype of a person with deep and obsessive love to the point of exhibiting genuine mental health concerns. Whether that’s played for fun, erotica or darkly seriously will vary depending on the show
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 42m
Everybody just loves doing that scene from The Wire except they don’t think about why Stringer Bell looks about two seconds away from hospitalizing the guy taking notes
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 46m
Going back in time to convince the first podcaster to do something else with their life
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 47m
President Xi the US thanks you once again
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 48m
It’s the lady what makes the titties Ms. Jade
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 53m
Smol Kojima, Biggest Hater
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 54m
He thinks not liking a high concept satirical film will discourage creativity in Hollywood, and not the fact that that film’s distributor has a monopoly on anything other than an indie film?
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 57m
Brother I can’t even play one round of the PS3 Hot Shots without wanting to contemplate mortality, in the extreme future is that probably what they’d like to do in the same way a full AI game is? Yeah, but it if that’s the case where’s Stadia 2: Not Fucked Up if you live outside Palo Alto Edition?
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1h
I challenge everyone who thinks cloud based game streaming in this fashion is feasible enough to be the reason for any decision they make to try Sony’s “best in class” game streaming service right now
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1h
It’s like the ”Elon is smart when he talks about things you don’t know but is dumb as hell when he talks about something you do know” thing except with AI they don’t work backwards to the correct conclusion that it sucks ass at most things, for some reason
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1h
“would a guy who thinks therapy is something you can win write THIS!? “Yes actually, unequivocally, this is the prototypical example of such”
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1h
Penny Daved
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1h
I remember this Teen Titans Go episode
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
In a gold rush it‘s not the miners (people trying to find a thing to use it for) that make the money, it’s the guys selling shovels (compute, graphics cards manufacturers, data center construction, the already big AI startups like OAI
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah it’s less that there‘s no demand and more that there’s not enough people who would pay an amount of money. I assume they tried to charge a monthly fee and died immediately
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
But without them and with a reduced FBI workforce, who will radicalize our future young adult mass casualty event perpetrators
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
“He doesn’t look like the frontman of Metallica, he looks like someone’s dad who runs a blog about Metallica.”
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
On the one hand, lol On the other what creative impulse would drive you to this for what is ostensibly a family franchise (other than you are also sick of filming green screens for 10 years, which I can respect)
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
Some Kind of Monster, the Saint Anger making of, is really funny because it shows Hetfield as basically identical to a 65 year old Florida retiree while the rest of the band tries its hardest to fuck with him, plus there are tons of tour stories where the others would gay bait to make him mad
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
We grow one step closer to Gamer ISIS every day
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
So did they just forget the phrase “not pan out”
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
HONK
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
Bomb With Aplomb
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
Something tells me this isn’t a defense of women with body hair is it
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
He’s fast as fuck, boi
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
Somebody forgot to tell this guy it’s only legal when Drake does it
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
Insert image of the Ukrainian guy saying that we are so lucky our opponents are so fucking stupid
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
Job Simulator: Long J Edition
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h
ITS GUILFOVER KIMBROS
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 17h
Like, if you insisted on making a tortured analogy SaGa is way more “Ultima Gameplay with JRPG aesthetics“
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 17h
This is why I basically only go to BTD for gaming news because you’re brain poisoned (cool and sicko) and not brain poisoned (stupid)
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 17h
MORE GAY PEOPLE BOMBING IRANIAN WEDDINGS
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 18h
I enjoyed my time with 7 but yeah if I could I’d tear out the menu book whatever and just put in as many tracks and events as 4 had plus extra.
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 18h
Probably something like “play a real game like Gran Turismo” (I’m joking)
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 18h
Extra funny when current consumer behavior is like “if anyone finds out you used it you’ve hit your lifetime sales ceiling“ and any outspoken anti-AI developer gets a giant buff
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 18h
As much as the world needs positive and funny male comics I wouldn’t wish that on Francis either
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 19h
Peanut butter meets peanut butter in unprecedented, world shattering collaboration
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 19h
It’s okay you can tell us your posts, I’m not a mandatory reporter : )
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 19h
Francis are you aware of a piece of legislation colloquially known as the Baker Act
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 19h
“I’m gonna do it live in the booth this time”
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