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Garth

@thedalaicomma.bsky.social
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Writer of words. Enjoyer of trivia, craft beer, pro wrestling and a bunch of other dumb stuff. Former ponytail owner.

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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He handles non-scripted interactions with the public about as well as he handles a baseball bat.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Legacy media in this country will recover its reputation until it demonstrates a willingness to call members of this regime liars right to their goddamned faces.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A journalist's relationship with a colleague upends his personal and professional lives.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There's a lot of legacy media that won't do this because they're owned by people who are 100% all in on fascism, but those that still wish to be taken seriously are going to have to get comfortable with calling members of this administration liars right to their fucking faces.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and break me off a piece of that KitKat Bar
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The next time Hank Scorpio asks someone their least favorite country, they might be the first person to say Italy.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What I think we learn from this example is that woke is a lot more popular when people get a close look at the alternative. Like, maybe you didn't enjoy learning people's preferred pronouns, but I bet you enjoyed it more than a month-long bout of explosive diarrhea.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Even the absolute shittiest reporters I've worked with my journalism career would be embarrassed to say things like this out loud.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It's not just that legacy media in this country is broken to a ludicrous extent. They also seem wholly uninterested in learning from the experience.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons meme
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Breaking | The Trump Administration is negotiating a deal to repaint Reflecting Pool to prior color, allow algae to stay.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This quote reads like something out of a "Dilbert" comic. I hope Scott Adams is having a chuckle in hell right now.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 08/05/2026
Air traffic Control is in crisis, planes are crashing, TSA lines are around the block, airlines are going out of business. And this fox news bozo went on a seven month-road trip while we were paying him to be transportation secretary? Do I have this right?
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
What? Authorities are working overtime to protect a wealthy pedophile? Surely you jest.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book. The Not That Hungry Right Now, But We Could Split an Appetizer Games
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Name your top 15 TV shows, gut instincts only: 30 Rock The Americans Archer Beavis and Butt-head Breaking Bad The Critic Futurama The Good Place Jeopardy! Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Oz Resident Alien Rick and Morty The Simpsons WWE RAW
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Remember two years ago, when the American media pretended to care about the president's mental fitness?
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The fact that Trump had appointed a totally unqualified donor to be Secretary of the Navy leading into what turned into the biggest crisis for the US Navy since World War 2 could be covered like the media covered Michael "Brownie" Brown during Hurricane Katrina. They choose not to do this!
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Stuff like this is why we're going to win.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"Don, how can you say that after all these years?"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is simultaneously A) next-level bonkers and B) zero surprise given what we know about ICE.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It actually is possible for legacy media to cover this regime without constant humiliating failures, if they're willing to try.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If only I understood online gambling markets better, I could have put down a sizable bet on "MAGA does a complete 180 on its supposed anti-war stance the second it sees a big explosion with a bunch of brown people in the middle of it."
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 28/02/2026
that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology" No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This is a great thread that's 100% worth reading all the way through.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones. Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/02/2026
odd feature of our time in how many liberals and progressive are bog standard monogamous family types--Serwer, Bouie, Hayes, AOC, etc--and how many Traditional Family Values conservatives are fuckin drugged up perverts
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with the words more on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words more on the bottom right
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West Seattle Bike Blob @westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
ICE agent wearing skull mask that is usually associated with the neo Nazi  atomwaffen group
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It’s now woke to be against going to Epstein island and creating nonconsensual sexual content of kids Welcome to woke 2, everyone. The mind virus lives.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This is who the government is calling a domestic terrorist.
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Matt Szafranski @mszafranski.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If Kristi or any other admin ghoul has the chutzpah to go on a (non-Fox) Sunday show tomorrow and their host doesn't play the videos for them and demand they explain this, that network, or at least that host, that network will have lost any and all credibility.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
These people are monsters. I'm glad that the local media is documenting the actions of these terrorists, since you know the national media will go out of their way to sugarcoat it.
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floating in lotus position @gallantdimwit.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Minneapolis and Saint Paul have basically mobilized into a war economy of mutual aid and non-violent defense. I’ve never seen anything like it, even during Covid. People who barely vote are guarding their schools from ICE and doing the shopping for neighbors in hiding.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
A Nazi (2026)
4 panel comic:

Panel 1:
A smug Nazi throwing up a Nazi salute

Panel 2: 
The Nazi gets hit with a little water balloon

Panel 3:
The Nazi starts to shrink and shrivel

Panel 4:
The Nazi is a now tiny crying baby
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Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This is an answer nobody would ever accept from a democrat. A democrat who gave this answer would be ruthlessly mocked until the end of time. Yet Trump and Republicans get away with it without so much as a follow-up.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I hear ICE is considering revising its training process again to consist of a single, one-question exam, and the question is "TRUE or FALSE: It's OK to physically abuse a woman who hurts your feelings."
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
ken did a really great thread here that nicely articulates why i block doomers. the only thing i’ll add is this: doomerism is a form of voter suppression. saying shit like “there won’t be elections” is saying there’s no point in fighting. it’s demotivating. fuck that.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
It is truly bizarre what a raging hard-on these inhuman ghouls have for violence against innocent people.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
An understated cause of the mainstream media's humiliating failure to meet the moment is its absolute raging addiction to the Nazi-infested pedophilia engine formerly known as Twitter.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
They think their supporters are the biggest idiots in human history, Part 400.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, your "liberal" media at work.
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
What other fraudulent disinformation have the pedophile protectors at the DOJ inserted into the Epstein Files?
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Garth @thedalaicomma.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
All day, every day, 24/7/365 telling their voters and supporters, "We think you're the dumbest people in recorded history."
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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