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TheCynicalOptimist

@thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social
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🇺🇸 Your Place is in The Resistance 🇺🇸 Clarence Residents for Human Rights; Buffalo North Towns Married Momma of 2. George Carlin is my idol. No Bio-No Follow. DMs off. Creating art for my mental health --> www.thecynnicaloptimist.com

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Just J @jasonleader1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i do LOVE hearing the GOP fearmongering about Sharia Law...
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My 12 year old: “Daddy… what would you do if you and mom just finished having sex and then she bit your head off? That’s what preying mantises do sometimes.” My husband: 😳 Having a middle schooler is weird.
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My mom, being supportive of my business idea: “your idea is so good, I think people are gonna steal it. But it’s also a great idea.”
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My kids are preparing for school by printing a copy of the Geneva convention to show their teachers when they try to enact a group punishment.
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not sure how to explain my “type” is dudes like Kevin Reddington and Zohran Mamdani.
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
gofund.me/7c2555eb4
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Donate to Support for Lindsay Clancy’s Parents, organized by Brandee Mulligan
Update: we have found the family. Now it’s time to show our support for them T… Brandee Mulligan needs your support for Support for Lindsay Clancy’s Parents
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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What a time to be alive.
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J Blue @jd-14.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This guy must be watched very closely in future elections so he doesn't pull the same 'shenanigans' as he did in Nov 24 to help Trump win ......
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Ian Johnson @mrianjohnson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Four young men sitting directly behind Trump onstage at his Georgia rally last night openly mocked him, right behind his back. So lovely to see young people enjoying themselves: 🥚🥚🥚🥚 "Eggs! Eggs! Eggs have gone up four times!! Four times!! I said, 'I just got here—give me a break!!'"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
😕 says it all, really (From @justinjpearson.bsky.social )
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/07/2026
Seen in Philadelphia.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 21/07/2026
Financial disclosures show that Susan Collins was taking checks from some of the men named in Epstein Files.
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More Donations from Epstein Contacts to Susan Collins Uncovered
Collins took money from men on the Epstein list before voting against releasing the files
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@zoegem @zoegem.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
WTF is wrong with these MAGA cultist followers!? Oh yeah they worship the 🍊💩🤡 pedo's! 🚨Meet Carrie VanDeventer-Douponce — Sturgis, MI business owner, a vocal “Protect Parental Rights” activist who campaigned to Vote NO on Michigan’s Proposal 3 and now faces child r*pe charges.
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Jeanne @jeanne-g-mully.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Epstein was involved in trafficking. It is one of the most destructive things you can do to a human being. Think about what it does to child under the age of independence, without a high school education and severe PTSD. The fact that these women survived and made lives for themselves is astounding.
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Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Rep. Ansari (D-AZ) is calling Todd Blanche “a monster” who “belongs in jail” over the Epstein files coverup and says it’s time to investigate JD Vance too, including that Situation Room meeting. “The biggest coverup in American history.” #USDemocracy #Pinks apple.news/AlcyJMXUqQya...
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Lawmaker vows to see Todd Blanche in jail after 'beyond shameful' revelations: 'A monster' — Raw Story
A Democratic lawmaker had sharp words for Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche and the Trump administration on Thursday — and vowed to take legal action. Rep.
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Canadian Loyalist 🇨🇦 @shakespearesgal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yup … technology is not all it’s cracked up to be … #cdnpoli
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Turned 40 last week and today a store clerk looked me dead in the eye and asked if I’m a senior citizen today ☠️ #ouch #midlifecrisis
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AnthropoceneMPG 🌊 @anthropocenempg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Data Centers are being built in secret. 🤐
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thank you GDQ.
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Spent a week invested in GDQ just to get kicked in the balls. Don’t enjoy anything anymore folks. It will disappoint you in the end.
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kimmi 🐔 @playcavestory.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
hey this sucks and is throwing not only queer people under the bus but probably the charities you donate to too. i feel like a good amount of donators will see this and avoid AGDQ and that sucks a lot. please cancel
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Conchi @conchi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's natural to have one after a Russian tea.
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Anyone starting to feel suspicious that a staunch supporter of Ukraine has suddenly dropped with no previously known health issues after a visit from a war-torn country? #LindsayGraham #Putin #Russia #Ukraine #Suspicious
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Amber Woods @amberspeaks.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
:::taps microphone::::: Me again. I’ve spent hundreds of hours reading the Epstein files. They are a class indictment: survivors treated as disposable, ordinary people as beneath them, and accountability reserved for everyone else. This should be a universal reckoning. 🔥
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My husband is so stoked for #SGDQ that he worked on BINGO cards since the schedule & games for #SillyBlock were announced. We hope you enjoy them! We have two 12 year olds and a 10 year old who've been counting down the days!!! @gamesdonequick.com
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 02/07/2026
Students with disabilities are students first. For 50 years, the Dept of Education has been tasked with ensuring students with disabilities have the opportunity to learn & grow. The Trump admin's decision to move that responsibility to HHS & DOJ will only hurt these students. It's shameful.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“When did Fox become a tabloid? Are you even a real news organization?” Amazing
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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GodlessPrimate @godlessprimate.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Any book that is ok with slavery can't tell you anything of value.
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Climate Dad @climatedad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“We’ve only had 114 years to do something, let our kids sort it out!”
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You notice that the criminal-in-charge who sues everyone for everything is drop dead quiet about this. Says a lot.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A dog wants to play with the small rodent, who is determined not to be distracted from its work. Original post
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Muskogee Times Democrat Muskogee Oklahoma May 27,1916
P1- EVERETT IS LISTENING TO AN ITALIAN MAN TRYING VERY HARD TO TELL SOMETHING IN ENGLISH 

THE OTHER MAN LAUGHS : TEE HEE!

P2- EVERETT ASKS THE OTHER MAN …
EVERETT:CAN YOU SPEAK ITALIAN?

THE OTHER MAN: NO,

P3- EVERETT HAS SLAMMED THE OTHER MAN ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD MASHING HIS HAT DOWN OVER HIS EYES 

EVERETT: WELL, I CAN'T
SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT ON THIS
FELLOW, THEN!!!
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Y.O.L.O.0311 @yolo0311.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Let's make it happen.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Michelle and I loved reading to this bright group of kids today! We hope this new Chicago Public Library branch at the Obama Presidential Center will be a place where folks come to read, check out books, and connect with one another for years to come.
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barbisblue @barbisblue.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
57 incarcerated people graduated from high school at Rikers Island today. Mayor Mamdani didn't just post about it, he showed up and spoke at their graduation. Because real leadership isn't only about punishment. It's about believing people can change.

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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
youtu.be/TgPEV9QsbYw?... This song is so, so good. Wild that it's J.J. Abrams daughter.
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Gracie Abrams - Hit The Wall in the Live Lounge
YouTube video by BBCRadio1VEVO
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 19/06/2026
We used to have presidents who exhibited character, honesty, integrity, kindness, and empathy. Those are all things that I think all of us long for once again. We were reminded today by Barack Obama that we can have that.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Rep. Massie calls out the JD Vance Epstein files lies on the View 🤥
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
BREAKING: A former Israeli intel officer says Netanyahu is sitting on unseen Epstein files ready to kill a US-Iran peace deal. Ari Ben-Menashe warns that Mossad will unleash dirt on top US officials, including Trump… Blackmail 101. Netanyahu. Is. A. War. Criminal. 😎✨
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Georgia DiPirro 📎 @georgiadipirro.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Paying Tribute to the 168 school girls murdered by Donald Trump
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If the ducks drink this water they’ll explode!! 🦆💥💀 #WhiteHouse #ReflectingPool
Workers pour hydrogen peroxide into the green tinted reflecting pool.
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Mich2Cali • 🏳️‍🌈 @michoacan2cali.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
For someone who is so publicly-facing anti-LGBTQIA+ and is clearly closeted, lindsey and her ladybugs deserve all the smoke. I don’t pick on folks in the closet because everyone makes a choice that’s right for them. I do make exceptions with hypocritical bigots like ladybugs and aaron schock.
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GreyBruceInfo- Part Owner of Canada 🇨🇦 @brucegreyinfo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Pocket News 📰 @jeanpocket.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
There you have it the headlines for tomorrow.
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Resist Trump 🤬 🤦🏽‍♂️🇺🇸 💜💙💪🏽 @resist-trumps-rule.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Happy Pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My husband and I have been tossing the idea of a new TV and had already decided would NOT be Roku enabled. This really seals the deal. I can stream what I want through an old flatscreen monitor.
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wouldn’t it be something if Trump, frustrated the UFC fighters won’t fight in a lightning storm that he takes the stage himself. He gives an impassioned and idiotic speech just in time to thrust his fist into the air and have lightning strike his extended arm. I would start believing in God
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I freaking love Mamdani
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TheCynicalOptimist @thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I recommend planting a pollinator garden outside your windows. I always see honey bees, bumblebees, monarchs, moths, & hummingbirds. It’s easy to sit down for 2 minutes and de-stress watching flowers bloom and insects doing their thing. 🌺 🌼 🐝 🐦 🦋 #nature #goodvibes
A view of flowers through a window pane. Purple lambs ears, large yellow blooms I don’t know the name of and gladiolas that haven’t flowered yet.
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