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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 12h

We’ll get that when pigs fly

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Sunshine Moon @sunshinemoon.zone · 05/10/2026

40k: this game originally started as a sci-fi twist on classic fantasy, so we have all the traditional kinds of elves Me: of course 40k: high elves Me: right 40k: dark elves Me: right 40k: clown elves Me: righ- 40k: wood elves Me: wait go back one 40k: and of course the elf cult that worships ghosts

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

PSA Voiceover: Talk to your kids about Gundam, before someone else does

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Do they call the results “Dump Stats”?

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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mini of the month - Tanks for the memories Entry 6 by @tammi.bsky.social Mr Rumbles, Hero of the Revolution!! And Keiko! #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

A close-up glamour shot of the gloriously pink Hero of the Revolution, Mr Rumbles, an armoured fighting vehicle with all-terrain tracks, extra armour, a large calibre heavy machine gun and cute little ears welded to his turret. His green sensor lens is bright, like his future, and he proudly wears the number 4 of his former unit - 4 The Revolution! Blurred by distance behind him is Keiko, pointing the way.

Among the rubble and ruins, Mr Rumbles, machine gun pointing up and forward, is alert and ready to follow the mission of his friend and companion at his side, Keiko! She has her arm out, showing the way, and looks fabulous in her pink jumpsuit that matches Mr Rumbles' armour plating! She carries a sub-machine gun and wears ear defenders with extra cat ears, just like her robot buddy! You guessed it, it was Keiko that welded those ears onto the turret of the broken AFV-4 and named him Mr Rumbles after she reactivated him.

A sad Mr Rumbles tilts his turret down as he realises the mission involves yet more death and destruction. Sure, he's a top-of-the-range armoured fighting vehicle, he was built for this, and Keiko seems happy when he's all BLAM-BA-BLAM-BA-BLAM and turning the Bad Guys into meat chunks, but isn't there more to life? Keiko hasn't even noticed he's sad.
Oh well.

A top-down view as Mr Rumbles and Keiko advance through the rubble heading to victory.

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love Mr Rumbles. They’re my new favourite little guy

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

More unrealistic beauty standards for women

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And is still somehow FDA approved

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Back when I was a kid, leaded petrol was called “Super”. This seems just as toxic

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Play on McDuff Play Fucking On

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Where’s Albo? I can take him

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Reading this I’m getting a memory of an arcade game called GTI Cup (or something similar). Controlled like Sega Rally but with old Hot Hatchets in a legally distinct different version of Monaco

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s like a late 70s/early 80s Cadillac interior, and I mean that as a compliment

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

And any woman who drank there should be given a Stanley cup with the top secured by pad lock for their drink.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have a GM that is a master at pregen characters. I don’t know how he does it but he balances the party strengths and weaknesses perfectly while still giving the characters interesting interpersonal conflicts that means we have to rely on each other but there’s still static socially between us

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kayfabe is theatre done by artists. AI is slop done by fascists.

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sam Altman needs to wear an acid washed Canadian Tuxedo. By which I mean he should be dressed in double denim and dunked in a tank of acid

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Actually that advice isn’t limited to any particular place, it’s just good advice

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If it starts playing Silent Hill music, run

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

On a scale from 1 to nuke it from orbit; it rates a kill it with fire

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I hope they have umbrellas, I hear that’s where the rain is

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Flash forward to 5 years from now, your field striping a Cannon 5D blindfolded. You finish and stop the clock, a new personal best time.

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I swear our cyber security is a .txt file that says “Please don’t steal”

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This why in Spanish burrito translates to little donkey but in Portuguese it translates to little horse

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hate scalpers at the best of times, but when it’s a product that has kids as a significant part of their target audience, I get really angry. Glad this is being addressed

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’d bring John Cenas rather than The Rocks, but you do you

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Yeah, this sucks. Wanted to try to make a more pithy reply to this but nah, any joke I could make would diminish how much this shit sucks.

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me but with Warhammer lore video essays

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ah, the human condition in a nutshell

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Cyclops brings corn and turns it into popcorn with his heat vision as a party trick. No one is impressed

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And now you must learn how to beat it

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When I was 20 my depression was so bad I was basically non-functional. My life is far from perfect but I’ve gone way further than I thought I would have when I was 20

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Yeah I had the same thoughts. Not used to being pleasantly surprised in 2026

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Does her navel work as a takoyaki grill?

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Cool people follow yen because they’re rad. Don’t you want to be cool and see great art?

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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The answer is pie, not pi the mathematical constant, but the baked good. Not sure what type.

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