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@thecrystaljules.bsky.social
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I do not make a habit of implicating myself in criminal activity on the internet, but I do like to have fun. United States West Coast, USDA 2023 Hardiness Zone 10a Mid 30s

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❤️🫀 momo (heartily good bad) 🫀❤️ @momo.thingsabout.xyz · 16h
your government has abandoned you GI
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Ed Zitron apology form
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 21h
Ah hello! Was it you who rang the Bell of Awakening?
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 23h
omg how thoughtful
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's not "calling for mass violence" to say that an appropriate response to "I'm going to kill you and your loved ones" is "you can try, fucker."
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I take the potential for internecine violence in this country very seriously. And I've tried to be careful with my rhetoric around this. But how long are we supposed to sit by and respond politely when the other side talks EXCLUSIVELY about killing or imprisoning our loved ones?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
At a certain point when they've said "we will start a civil war" often enough, your response should be, "then I have no problem killing you."
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"We have guns too" isn't a bad campaign slogan to run against MAGA, gotta be honest
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I didn't want to be the one to say it, but I was stifling a burning "mf said upmost"
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Children of Men, Digger double feature
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Flashback to when the wealthy nations of the world ran models on what the effects of greenhouse gas emissions would be and early models showed it would be disastrous for poor nations in the global south while providing net benefits for wealthy nations in the global north and said "Full steam ahead!"
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
tapping the sign
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Cyberattack destroys food at hundreds of French grocery stores
A cyberattack affected at least 400 French supermarkets overnight, raising refrigerator temperatures to more than 122°F (50°C) in some cases.
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Circling back on this with the French grocery store cyberattack
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh I can't wait to read this, although seeing this book is from 1939 makes me think of a fun premise to write: "Educated person from the 20th Century gets sent to the distant past with misconceptions that would have been popular at the time and would only later be discovered to be false"
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I guess it was Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle, but I may also be mixing it in my head with the multi-author "Foreworld Saga" which Stephenson was also a part of.
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I remember a book series almost exclusively about people doing this but I can't remember much about it, other than I think a main plot point is someone trying to figure out why some gold they had found was more dense than other gold, and seemed like they were going to discover isotopes in the 1600s
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I wonder how many people on that set winced and thought "should I tell them to rewrite that line?"
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Would you be willing to elaborate on what you mean by this? Like in what sense they are about the Russian revolution in a way that doesn't apply to the French revolution? I'm just curious and would like to know what sorts of things to watch for
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This sounds like a lie the wallet inspector tells you to keep you distracted.
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Woke up in an annoyed mood and everyone is fucking testing me
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I do think this was also inconsistent, I feel like I remember seeing SOME people with Krags, maybe in the first episode when they're showing a scene from the Spanish American war, but once they're in Korea I think they all have Mosins (and also probably versions from decades after this period)
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was enjoying the show but was annoyed every time American soldiers were walking around with Mosin Nagant rifles (very cheap and easily available for film productions to be sure, and would have existed at the time... but American soldiers would have had Krag Jorgensen rifles at the time I believe)
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I always feel exactly the same in modern movies when someone who is portrayed to be some kind of *experienced tactical super badass* is wearing a plate carrier and the top of the plate is resting well down on the person's chest (it's generally supposed to be level with the top of the sternum)
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
can you connect these two points for me?
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm so tired Lemon
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boozeandbullets2.bsky.social @boozeandbullets2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you are making any meshcore / meshtastic stuff
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Personally I just lampshade the "how my magical hyper-intelligent sci-fi AI takes over the world" part of my story because who cares about that? Get to the part where space pirates are 3D printing rocket pistols and starfighters to defeat the evil Earth empire's draconian intellectual property laws.
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
better than going around saying "BIDDY BLAAAAAS" every 5 minutes (how I'm spending my weekend)
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
staring at that first picture for a full minute trying to figure out "why did mox draw a WWI French Chauchat machine gun with a sling?" before going "oh. that's an eye. I think I might have something wrong with my brain."
French WWI Chauchat machine gun. You could mistake the semicircular magazine for a pupil/iris, I suppose.
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am imagining, respectfully 🧠
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the blowjob brothers
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this was very entertaining, thank you
Brands
Likely chooses Lee Precision for reloading equipment
Interests & Hobbies
Reloads ammunition extensively
Product Preferences
Systematically built reloading workshop
Departments
Reloading Equipment
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
then tbh, Solaris would be my pick
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hmmm.... They hold similar weight in my mind but depends on your mood. If you want something very emotional (also trigger warning for suicide) read Solaris, if you want to read something farcical and kind of funny, read Fiasco. I think Solaris is my favorite but I'm not always in the mood for it.
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would like to recommend either Solaris or Fiasco by Stanislaw Lem if you're interested in Sci Fi that tries to imagine aliens that are very conceptually... well, alien (not just high-tech bipedal pseudo-humans)
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tanfoglio was smoking that good kush in 1997
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
idk why companies have to do such busy grip textures, tbh I need to get around to stippling mine but also the weird faux alligator skin texture is just such a perplexing and bewildering design/aesthetic choice that I haven't quite been able to bring myself to take the soldering iron to it yet.
the grip of a pistol (EAA Witness P/Tanfoglio Force 99/RIA MAPP 9) with a weird combination of textures
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Yui 𐙚 @luvrgurll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the butch girlboss character is the range safety officer that yells at you and she WILL blow your shit smoove off the INSTANT you flag her (she also yells at you if you fire more than one round per second because she is a fudd)
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It'll be a game that's basically just Godot graphics wrapped around a piece of reloading/ballistic trajectory software. Let you pick different bullets with distinct weights and ballistic coefficients, work up your own loads, and let you make pissin hawt handloads that blow your gun up in your face.
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
putting the bossiest, bitchiest, butchest girlboss in my external ballistics simulator specifically to torment the world's asmongolds
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ohhhhh ok that at least makes more sense than "posting that your podcast is eligible for a golden globe" being the reason for a suspension
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what did he even post, I didn't see anything!
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
those portable diesel-powered oven cooker things... the gigantic thermos food holders... so much cool logistical equipment
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anybody got an idea why Robert Evans got banned?
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate this demon that torments us called "someone going too fast on a motor vehicle"
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I did my shot today everyone say good job
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thecrystaljules.bsky.social @thecrystaljules.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
replace the classic sitcom premise of "oh no I scheduled two dates on the same night at the same restaurant!" with "oh no I committed to two conflicting month-based kink hashtags for my two girlfriends, and also my girlfriends are dating and intentionally provoking the situation for their amusement"
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