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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Other Bennet Sister, or: another show that has me chanting ‘threeway’ under my breath

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Cannot stop looking at that still con posted from his film, good god

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Respect to Schitt’s Creek Dan Levy writing a role for himself where he got to kiss some of the hottest people I’ve ever seen

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Me: I don’t want to be drawn into your argument Mum: that’s fine I’ll just start a new argument with you and make all of this your fault

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Catching up on new Ted Lassoo and feeling feral about the way Roy lifts that bench while Keeley is still sitting on it

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

There’s a bullshit AI crypto account tagging nonsense onto people’s stuff, keep an eye out

Header info for account enterfauna.bsky.social. They make AI-generated cartoon images of animals in business suits, give them random backstories, and sell they as crypto.

The reply I received from enterfauna to my post about grizzled sea captains: we hire almost exclusively for this aura. Rank arrives like the weather. The sea keeps better minutes than most committees.

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Do any other fandoms have grizzled, put-upon sailors with the aura of middle management I can fall in love with

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Ronni :3 @weatherm4n.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Blackbeard in the style of Hades #blackbeard #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #edwardteach #Hades

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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Me nodding sagely as Con says Izzy is willing to accept any attention from Ed, even the bad stuff, because it's better than nothing.

Greek philosophers hanging out and sharing their big-brained thoughts in matching 'sickos' togas.

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🏝️T🏝️ just enjoying Izzy Hands @drunkonsmut.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Imagine Izzy casually pulling out his little spectacles when going over the maps and ledger when discussing charting a new course for the ship...Stede has a whole internal crisis and forgets how to talk for a second, and Ed is 'you alright, mate?' with a knowing little smile 😏

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Widow’s Bay cannot give me another grizzled old man sailor to care about.

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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

art giveaway for con's birthday! (can't do nsfw) if you want one please send me message bleow this post I'll pick one person and send you the art!

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If you play NYT Strands, today’s top line is an… interesting choice

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Slightly different reason for my absence recently: severe illness! Brief bit of hospital, physically recovering but frustrated about it, never related to Izzy Hands more

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I am still here, still popping in every now and then, but I’ve not been writing/posting fic for a while—I’d like to get back into it but my brain isn’t into it right now

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Fuck Yeah Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill gives the best hugs! ❤😊) @fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

HELPPPPPPPP!!!! #ConONeill (had to watch this several times to concentrate on what he's saying bc I couldn't tear my eyes from his new look 😍❤️)

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

It’s hard not to feel like you’re going insane if you’re queer and in the UK right now

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I can’t link to it in a way that looks good on this site but: James Marsters really didn’t want all that hard work to go to waste, please go look at his Instagram

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

A rare non fandom post: my mother keeps mentioning ‘affiliate marketing’, who wants to place the world’s most obvious bet that she’s being scammed

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Every now and then I get kudos on an old fic, reread it, and find myself baffled. Who was I when I wrote that, what possessed me

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

If Firefly had continued as planned: Mal and the crew hear about a planet being tormented by a vampire via folk stories—a fearsome beast, terrorising the children, eating the cattle etc. They get there and ask a local who just sighs and points toward the bar. Spike’s in there, drunk and crying.

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Izzy Hands and/or Spike. I really do have A type, eh

A Tumblr text post by user owenology on 10 Sep 2021.

Text reads: what's the opposite of a poor little meow meow. This man is pathetic but he's unfathomably cocky and i want to make him cry.

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Izzy Hands would HATE Spike btvs for being a coiffed leather-wearing subordinate but in an unapproved way

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

For the first time, I think there’s a Taskmaster contestant I don’t like

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Nothing affirms my life more than hanging around a bunch of straight people

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Reading the opinions of current young people about Buffy is wearisome, lads, don’t do it

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@TheCreakingShip @thecreakingship.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Every now and then I’ll see an edgelord post so bizarre I can’t comprehend it. Today it was “the film Salò wasn’t that bad, it’s just a bunch of Italians doing stuff that would go viral on YouTube”

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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

For the evening crowd! Back by - unbelievably - popular demand, another batch of Izzy sicko stickers. Get 'em while they're weirdly warm. ko-fi.com/s/22edd0223b

ko-fi.com

Izzy Hands Sicko Sticker - disastershipblonde's Ko-fi Shop

YES... HA HA HA... YES! You get: one glossy vinyl sticker, approx 5cm tall. Doll not for sale because he bites.

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