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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A photograph has emerged of a prominent Reform UK Senedd election candidate performing a Nazi salute nation.cymru/news/photo-e...
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Photo emerges of prominent Reform Senedd election candidate performing Nazi salute
Emily Price A photograph has emerged of a prominent Reform UK Senedd election candidate performing a Nazi salute. On Wednesday (March 25), the party led in Wales by former London councillor Dan Thomas...
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
US Federal law prohibits living people from being featured on U.S. coins – but Trump’s got away with it here ... and that's presumably because it's commemorative
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
A mysterious box arrived at my house.... What COULD be in it? 1/2
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James Neill - 🇺🇦💙 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇬🇧🔶 @jneill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
🦚 Wordle 1,733 3/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1/2 @jessicacheshire.bsky.social @johnwestjaws.bsky.social @nemeses666.bsky.social @elljay1.bsky.social @JohnFinagin.bsky.social @janehogarth.bsky.social @johntopham.bsky.social @natpearson.bsky.social @drijackson.bsky.social
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The Crane Report 🗿 @thecranereport.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
This is excellent. Absolutely scandalous that GB News essentially has a licence to spread misinformation like this without OFCOM stepping in. www.thenewworld.co.uk/the-gb-news-...
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GB News Scandal: The dossier
Twenty journalists analysed 15 hours of television – none of which complied with Ofcom’s regulations. These are their findings
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The Crane Report 🗿 @thecranereport.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
You are missed @number10cat.bsky.social, but it's still an cesspool
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If this war shows *anything* it’s how badly needed the transition to renewables is That that conversation has been largely absent from UK media while nonsense like this is published shows just how much the media ownership tail is now waging the dog
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Two people at the University of Kent in the UK have just died of bacterial meningitis. There have been 13 cases so far. It’s important to get vaccinated against meningococcal disease, especially when living on campus in a dorm. It won’t stop all cases but it helps reduce the risks.
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Two students die after outbreak of ‘invasive’ meningitis at UK university
At least 13 cases of the virus have been reported to health officials
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
That's funny, I could have sworn he said something about not needing Royal Navy vessels because the war was already won. You broke it Don, you fix it.
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Imageplotter @imageplotter.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Another little pic of the Larrmaster in a moment of feline cuteness and dedication to the job. Although he looks a bit like he was just caught singing in the shower in this one. 😁@number10cat.bsky.social
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
What do you think I was singing? Best answer gets a paw of respect.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Trump Attacks Iran. How Operation Epic Fury unfolded… The new Private Eye is out now.
A photo of the front cover of issue 1670 of Private Eye magazine, with the caption “on shelves now.” The main headline reads “TRUMP ATTACKS IRAN,” with a subheading “HOW OPERATION EPIC FURY UNFOLDED.” The cover features four photo panels set in the situation-room with US political figures seated around a table. Speech bubbles add dialogue: “Is the Supreme Leader dead?” followed by “No, Trump always looks like this!”; “Mission accomplished!” answered with “Yes, I’ve killed the Epstein story”; “What happens next?” with the reply “Popular revolt and regime change,” and a follow-up, “In America?”; and finally, “Why have you started this war?” answered with “So that I can stop it,” alongside “I’ll ring the Nobel Committee.”
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Andy Burge 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @andygjburge.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A really fascinating article - have a read. politicalsatirical.substack.com/p/farages-fa...
politicalsatirical.substack.com
Farage's Fabricated Culture Wars Over Currency ™©2026
The Invisible War: How the Bank of England Fights to Keep Every Note in Your Pocket Real
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Brendan May @brendanmay.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ah, Bluesky, where you can post a video of you playing music with your child without 50 people immediately replying ‘Hope you both die soon, you Libtard’. Bliss. ✨
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The Crane Report 🗿 @thecranereport.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
A spokesman for Kemi Badenoch said: 'We will not comment on an ongoing legal case." (unless it's about Mandelson) High Court bombshell drags David Cameron back into Greensill scandal | This is Money thisismoney.co.uk/money/market... #lobbyingscandal #covidloans #kemibadenoch #greensill
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Brian Deer 布莱恩-迪尔 @briandeer.com · 13/03/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyxezdv335o
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First image emerges of Andrew, Mandelson and Epstein together
The image shows Lord Mandelson and the former prince in bathrobes sitting on wooden decking with Epstein.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?
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Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate
Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
We can all agree that I'd look fantastic on a £5 note
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
On Iran for once Starmer finds himself in tune with the public. As the Tories thrash about invoking Churchill and losing their minds over Five Pound notes and as Nigel Farage does his best impression of an Adele song - I make sense of it all for @noosphere.app www.noosphere.app/rock-paper-w...
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Rock, Paper, Winston - how Conservative Britons lost their minds over Starmer's refusal to back Trump's mad 'excursion' in the Middle East
News direct from reporters you trust.
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
As Farage whines about YouGov, support for Reform falls in FIVE other polls
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As Farage whines about YouGov, support for Reform falls in FIVE other polls
Look away, Nigel Farage! One pollster has Reform dipping by five points, another by four, and another mirroring the data from YouGov.
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Jon Burke🌍 @jonburkeuk.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Trump has just handed an enormous advantage to Putin’s fascist war machine by ‘temporarily’ lifting sanctions on Russian oil, and Britain’s right wing politicians and cheerleaders in the press are either silent or filming the themselves ranting about animals on bank notes…🤡
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Vote Reform: Get Zero
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UNITED24 @u24.gov.ua · 13/03/2026
russia attacked civilians near Kharkiv, striking a passenger bus and killing the driver and wounding 4 others. Another atrocious war crime by the terrorist state. Help protect the innocent from russian terror — donate to air defenses: u24.gov.ua/sky-defense?...
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
No doubt the Free Speech loving Isabel Oakeshott will be all over this and down the nick in Dubai protesting against it... www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
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British tourist among 20 charged in Dubai over videos of Iranian missile strikes
UAE cybercrime law means sharing images or footage of war can bring jail, prison time and deportation
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James Neill - 🇺🇦💙 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇬🇧🔶 @jneill.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Wordle 1,728 4/6* ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1/2 @jessicacheshire.bsky.social @johnwestjaws.bsky.social @nemeses666.bsky.social @elljay1.bsky.social @JohnFinagin.bsky.social @janehogarth.bsky.social @johntopham.bsky.social @natpearson.bsky.social @drijackson.bsky.social
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
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Fan Account of U24 - UNITED24 @u24-gov-ua.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The account of @u24.gov.ua seems to be suspended for some reason. That’s very unfortunate and unexpected. Does anyone know something about it?
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Manu Ramses II @mrramses235.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The Five Doctors ReReboot ❓🤭 🥳 Best Sunday in my Life 🥳 #PeterDavision @oldsixie.bsky.social @4sylvestermccoy.bsky.social #PaulMcGann #HappyWhoYear2026 #TheLights #Andover #DoctorWho #DrWho
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Quackery Detector @quackdetector.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
There are stupid answers. #QuackCraig
Dr Clare Craig @ClareCraigPath
There are no stupid questions.
Here are the answers.

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My book on covid vaccines is now available on Amazon.
Spiked: A shot in the dark
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Julia HB has some er... fairly distinguished company there
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
People fatally shot by UK police in 2024/25: 2 People fatally shot by US law enforcement in 2025: 1280
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The New Statesman @newstatesman1913.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Why Keir Starmer has gone to war with Elon Musk No 10 rejects the techno-libertarian worldview and knows the public is on its side 📫 Today’s Morning Call, with @georgeeaton.bsky.social
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Mirror Politics @politics.mirror.co.uk · 11/01/2026
Donald Trump has reportedly instructed the bosses of the special forces to write up plans for a US invasion of Greenland, as tensions and fears heighten.
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Donald Trump 'draws up Greenland invasion plot' after Venezuela kidnap success
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The threat to shut X in the UK is a threat to the whole far right ecosystem. They're going to throw everything at stopping it because they know it would cause them almost irreparable damage. That's not the case for more moderate voices on left and right who have choices..
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The Crane Report 🗿 @thecranereport.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
“Cuadrilla gave Lancashire County Council seven days’ formal notice on February 20 that decommissioning work is due to start. The works are due to begin imminently and are expected to take around six weeks.” drillordrop.com/2025/02/27/p... #FrackingCausesEarthquakes #Fracking #UnitedKingdom
drillordrop.com
Plugging of fracked wells – start imminent
Key equipment was installed today to decommission Cuadrilla’s fracked shale gas wells and work is expected to start imminently.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Congratulations to Reform on having been more successful than any other party at finding suckers who are prepared to give £25 to a private company owned by two rich grifters in exchange for no say at all over how it is run.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 02/12/2024
The Hunter Biden pardon is a disgrace. Everyone knows that if you want your crimes ignored in America, you have to run for President.
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The Crane Report 🗿 @thecranereport.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Facts matter. Science saves lives. Anti-science destroys them.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Saw an old friend last night. Back in 2016 our conversations got a little dicy when he became something of a fervent Brexiter... In pub he suddenly volunteers to me: "Brexit was a shit idea wasn't it. I mean - a really shit idea." I think we may be entering the time frame where people accept that.
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Marc Owen Jones @marcowenjones.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Seeing a lot of news outlets reporting on this petition. For those interested in influence operations and deception, the petition system is so easy to manipulate.
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The Crane Report 🗿 @thecranereport.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Ian Jackson 🗿😷🇪🇺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🩺🚲 @drianjackson.eurosky.social · 26/11/2024
Well played!😂
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.
Shot of Mar-a-lago bathroom with classified docs stacked in boxes
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Bluesky Safety @safety.bsky.app · 26/11/2024
1/ We're experiencing a huge influx of users, and with that, a predictable uptick in harmful content posted to the network. As a result, for some very high-severity policy areas like child safety, we recently made some short-term moderation choices to prioritize recall over precision.
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