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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

You can even tell that this bowl of slop has 5 eggs 4 sausage patties and a cup of rice but it does

Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I did big workout now I'm gonna have sausage and egg fried rice my brain power feels like it's leaking out of my ears but I am large and I am going to eat large

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

I miss January people were being more normal somehow

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Me when I'm walking by and my head is sweaty

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

thinking about becoming one of those fortysomething guys who’s fitter and healthier and stronger and better dressed and better groomed and more mentally stable and energetic and positive than they were a decade ago, does anyone know if it takes much effort

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Follow me for more life hacks and to see the same joke across every social media platform I have you're welcome for seeing this 5 times if you follow me other places

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Cobra patio gets shut down and then the show moved to a house venue and one of the bands asked me to do door for them there I really am Richmond's Doorest Guy

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

What's that about West Virginia? They're mountin' mommas over there? Omw right now

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maggie von sacher @plathianurges.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

i think i am confused about what love is

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Why do all the best ways to crash out and be evil cost money I'm too broke to go on a bender

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Hey guys what's your favorite place to scream and yell in anguish without accidentally disturbing anybody I need to find a spot, would love there to be trees around gimme ur recs thank you

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I hate when I'm working and somebody looks at me when I'm bringing them their food or asking for their ID or whatever and they're like "oh hey!" Like pls I do not know you don't do this to me there's no way you know me I just work at more than one bar

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I think I'm gonna start ranting in my car and posting the video for Instagram I'm inspired by my friends

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

My trusted advisor has been emerging from the shadows a lot lately, wonder what that's about

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

When the ThriftBooks book comes in and it's got highlights and margin notes from the previous owner and you get to share the human experience with somebody you'll probably never meet 💯💯💯

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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I feel like the term “fantasy football” is a little misleading I honestly thought goblins would have played a larger role

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

First meeting of book club and we decided to read my suggestion as the first book feeling very cool and very smart. Not to brag but maybe I can read guys

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

That 2 hour 4:00 nap WILL save you btw

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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

"love is in the air" WRONG . SWARM OF LOCUST!! 🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I love working security for cool shows seeing angel du$t and keeping the PA's from falling over from people jumping off them is sick but man there are too many photographers. We don't need that. Just enjoy the show. Get in the pit, put the phone AWAY

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Yknow blue sky isn't bad but I do wish it wouldn't interpret the initial interest selections of art, video games, and politics as wanting to see banksy and anime boobs on the discover page. Show me violent and radical acts of rebellion and real boobs thank you very much

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Jesse @thecowboyemoji.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

The real question is can I get stupid hardcore scene drama on here

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