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Connor

@thecopperden.com
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Late 20-something (for now) who’s just trying to figure out how to do something that might add a little bit of good to the world; stand-up comedian (aspiring); occasional blogger (thecopperden.com)

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Connor @thecopperden.com · 04/10/2026
This week’s recommendation: Enshittification by @doctorow.pluralistic.net
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 01/10/2026
My most anticipated movies for October: - Digger - The Social Reckoning - Wildwood #FilmSky 📽️
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 28/09/2026
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 26/09/2026
This week's post is on why I think you should see Coyote Vs. Acme while it's still in theaters! thecopperden.com/coyote-vs-ac...
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 31/08/2026
Happy birthday champ
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 29/08/2026
Is the Big 12 now sponsored by…Monster Energy???
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 29/08/2026
I love running around the National Mall. It makes me feel like Captain America if he was slow and just a regular guy.
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 28/08/2026
Dogs are very trustworthy. They don’t snitch…except Scooby-Doo.
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Metro @wmata.com · 28/08/2026
Metro is the heartbeat of this region, and we’re looking for the best professionals who will help keep our community moving. We’re actively hiring for a variety of positions. Apply today! Find more opportunities: wmata.com/careers
Recruitment ad with a Metro train at a station. Text: "we're hiring! Join our team. Visit wmata.com/careers!". A silver train with "Mt Vernon Sq" display sits under a patterned concrete ceiling. Includes QR code & Metro logo.
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 27/08/2026
I think my “active imagination” as a kid was just early signs of anxiety
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 27/08/2026
A man in DC was arrested for possessing an old-fashioned guillotine. I bet he also still used a Blackberry.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people are so universally beloved that I think we shouldn’t be told when they die. Let us figure it out eventually but never receive confirmation. We should always be able to idly speculate that somehow there’s a chance they *could* still be alive
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/08/2026
If I was in the sea salt business, I would have never have even checked the Himalayas
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 24/08/2026
Most recent blog post! Tackling light and breezy questions such as “can revenge ever be fully satisfied?” and “where do we get our morality from?” thecopperden.com/a-return-mor...
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A Return, Morality, and Revenge
It's been a minute since I've published a post. I hope you've been well. The Knicks are still NBA Champions. Recently, I've been spending more of my writing time focusing on developing material for s...
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 23/08/2026
I think I found Rob Lowe’s house?
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 23/08/2026
Growing up as an only child, I would play board games with my dog. That son of a bitch always won.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love the little league World Series. “Time to bring out the big guns, The Iceman’s on deck” and Iceman is 85lbs and excels at social studies
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 22/08/2026
Are the Green Lantern Corps also getting pairs of the shock gloves?
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 22/08/2026
Do you think a CEO’s contract includes LinkedIn premium? Or do they have to shell out for that on their own?
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 21/08/2026
“it’s a free country” have you seen gas prices??
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 20/08/2026
Is Optimus Prime objectively hot?? Feels like something I shouldn’t google
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 19/08/2026
Food delivery robots look like Wall-E if he let himself go
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 18/08/2026
All hands meetings at work are like morning flag pole at summer camp except no one wants to be there
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 17/08/2026
“The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess” might be the best pop album of the past decade
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 15/08/2026
Ted Lasso S4 feels like a reboot of a show that’s been off the air for 10+ years and not 3. They could play with some interesting ideas this season, but the punch lines have been coming at the expense of many of the characters. 📺
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 13/08/2026
Jayden Daniels choosing to focus on his college glory days over his adult job is honestly so relatable
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 12/08/2026
I’m jealous of people with jobs that make a difference. Like people who build data centers. They make things worse.
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 11/08/2026
Do you know how in war movies men in uniform will show up at the house of a spouse while it’s raining? I think the modern equivalent is someone asking me at work “you got a sec?”
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 12/10/2025
During my first week at college, UVA brought J. Cole to Grounds to perform at Welcome Week. That was probably my first introduction to his song “Love Yourz.”
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 10/10/2025
Hard work is important to get where you want to go, but leisure is just as important. Rest gives us a chance to recover and get ready to go again.
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 08/10/2025
"Friday I'm in Love" is one of those songs that always cheers me up.
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Connor @thecopperden.com · 07/10/2025
Me if "Actually Romantic" turns into a feud and we get a bunch of Taylor and Charli bangers
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