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@thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social
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he/him here for tv, sports, and sane political takes you're probably taking me more seriously than i intend to be taken 📺 ★★: srlzd.com/u/coolJay 🟠🟢🔵: boxd.it/4xJnd 📺: #BBSky #Survivor #theTraitorsUS 🏈: #Chiefs #TheU ⚾: #Royals 🏒: #MNWild

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dan🕶️☀️ @dan-h08.bsky.social · 20h
has vince ever been camping #bb28
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simi @simihq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
EXPELLIARMUS 💦 #bb28
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 12h
baseball is so cool
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 12h
this is why stadium roofs are dumb!!
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G♿ne @i-am-not-on.bsky.social · 13h
morgan being a mother hen to the newbies post season. ugh #mygoat 💖
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13h
you don't need to disguise it anymore, man
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 13h
man i love when all my teams are good. #Chiefs, #MNWild, AND #TheU are all killing it (and currently undefeated!) now if the injuries could let up please and thanks! 😊
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Rob Cesternino @robcesternino.bsky.social · 15h
Since it's the first Monday without Big Brother, I'm going to do a SURVIVOR 51 stockwatch this week with @taranarmstrong.bsky.social www.surveymonkey.com/r/P99PQ5S
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Survivor 51 Player Ratings
Player ratings, but with Survivor!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15h
Quinn Hughes loses the forward up high and fires it in for a 2-1 Wild lead
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 15h
HUUUGGGHHEESSSS!!! #mnwild
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 15h
watching #TheU and #MNWild games while playing this. i am an ipad adult at this point...
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15h
Shabanov hits Kaprizov in front of the net on the PP, Wild tie it
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✨ Laas ✨ @whatabossislaas.bsky.social · 16h
bluesky is a sports app
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 16h
whoever posted this 45 categories of 45 things game...thank you and i hate you. i can't stop 😩
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 17h
he's not wrong
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Why Are You Booing Me? I'm Right
Alt: Why Are You Booing Me? I'm Right
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celbel @celbel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Family photo #BB28
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay I looked it up. “Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girl Boss” is a bigoted slur against monosexual folks.
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 03/10/2026
it’s october 3rd 💗
Quote from *Mean Girls* (2004). Lindsay Lohan’s character says, “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It’s October 3rd.”
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a little heated rivalry shade in episode 2 of #SloPitch 😂
sasha from slo pitch miming holding a baseball bat, looking disappointed

caption: what is this, heated rivalry? absolutely not.
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miles 🔮🧸🦄 @tinyveto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ok im ready for next season #bb28
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Mike 📺 @michaelcollado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Primetime but it’s about Ryan Murphy’s crimes against television
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
after last year's insane post-season i'm lowkey glad there's not as much going on this year. i'm forever scarred by last year's insanity. #bb28
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this savannah interview is so fun! morgod mention, savannah's bluntness, and now rob talking about how he would die on survivor and i'm not even halfway through 😭 #survivor51
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🎀 merondi 🔮 @merondi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DO YOU THINK HE ASKED ABOUT LA CASA???????? #bb28
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🎀 merondi 🔮 @merondi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
taylor being welcomed by legends and ameerah 💖 #bb28
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Carolina. 👸🏾👸🏾 @carolinabbfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This made me smile hard Tay's babies😭😭😭 #BB28
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bbsky sentiment tracker @bb-sentiment.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hold on, i don't want this post to get buried. yall called her thog or chogmu (2,539) more than "haley" #bb28
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i've been a john green fanboy for what may actually be nearly half my life at this point so i admittedly have a bias but his new book Hollywood, Ending was SO GOOD. i haven't devoured a book in one sitting like that in YEARS.
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me when anyone criticizes me for literally anything
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carol @powerofotevs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the moment i’ve been waiting for. never seen a mother convention of this magnitude in my life #bb28
morgan dee and tiff
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
maybe i unmuted some of y'all too hastily
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Goofy Movie is better than The Avengers.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trans Baby Yoda can still happen if people want it bad enough
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is my new favorite account
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we're 4 weeks into the season at this point. has any broadcaster done the bare minimum of saying "Watson was accused of sexual assault by 20+ women" instead of merely saying he was dealing with some sort of indeterminate "issues"
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dulce 🥀 @dulcedeloosh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Akjsndnf i love her. EAT DIRT #bb28
Screenshot of dee’s instagram story where she shared a tweet from brandon donlon


TO ALL THE HATERS WHO JUST
WATCHED SURVIVOR DOMINATE 向含
EAT DIRT HAHAHAHAAHAH


brandondonlon • 1w
don't cry because it's over, smile be Rick will probably win
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
turns out this was actually the only after party tea i needed. bb28 HGs who?
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allison @jurymgmt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TAGGING BIG BROTHER AND CBS LMFAOO #bb28
instagram story by @hairbypati of kaycee clark and chelsie baham kissing. tagged in the story is @bigbrothercbs and @cbstv
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wait it didn't even register for me that Salina was doing JASON drag tonight i love that so much! 🥹 #bb28
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ending with the quesadilla recipe is so perfect
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Sharon Tharp @sharontharp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's my #BB28 finale interview with runner-up Taylor! She talks about convincing Devens to take her to the Final 2 (and whether she should have highlighted that move more), Yash's vote, her late comp wins, whether she would play again, and more. youtu.be/MC3gSmMj3uU
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Big Brother 28 Finale Interview With Taylor Brown
YouTube video by The Exclusive With Sharon Tharp
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#BB28 runner-up Taylor Brown talks how she convinced Devens to cut Drew, her reaction to the jury questioning, and how her social isolation changed her gameplay this season: parade.com/tv/big-broth...
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‘Big Brother 28’ Runner-Up Taylor Brown Explains the Fake Promise That Got Her to Final Two (Exclusive)
The school counselor talks about her eleventh-hour pitch that got Devens to betray Drew, and how her social isolation led to her behind-the-scenes gameplay.
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I lied. Fuck it." #bb28
You told Devens after he voted to evict Drew that, if you won the final HoH, you would have honored the deal and taken him to the end. Is that true?
No, I was lying! [laughs.] I was still lying. I don’t know why I was still lying. Just lying. You be in the house so long, you start to lie. You don’t even know why you lie. Just lying.
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🎀 merondi 🔮 @merondi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so that settles that! 😘 #bb28
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G♿ne @i-am-not-on.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and he really did. god bless him. 🥹 #bb28
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celbel @celbel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao #BB28
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
alright get your guesses in! bb royalty is almost definitely rachel, cookout legend is likely tiffany, god-tier favorite is janelle?, underdog winner my guess is ashley. i got nothing for the rest though... #survivor #bbsky #rhap
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎃 wait it's also SNICKERS pumpkin season?? i've never had this before but these pumpkins are also better? I WANT YEAR-AROUND PUMPKINS!! 🎃
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cool squirtle 🎃 | 🏝️🏈🏒 @thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
maybe i unmuted some of y'all too hastily
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