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Mookie B. Blaylock

@thecomedyk.bsky.social
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The Chevy Chase of Bethesda The swinginest Jackson Never wrong. Just early.

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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 4h
We need the Chargers to sign Tyreek and go full McDaniel
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 5h
22 years of the best goal scorer ever and 1 Stanley Cup appearance is a generational management fumble.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 9h
The Chargers can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 11h
What could possibly go wrong?
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
2 main types of people: 1) those who are obsessed with what group(s) you or they are part of and 2) those who judge by the content of character. Be the latter.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She obviously needed more attention, so SNL capitulated. NBC loves platforming them.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is a “welcome back” red line rat fuck Monday. #ButMuhProfits!
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#CultOfColt!
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ron Rivera’s roster and Tanya Snyder’s uniforms are a huge hole to dig out from. Got incredibly lucky JD’s first year.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Although, perhaps they clock that they lost my trust years ago and the lord quizmaster confirms it was correctly done.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Demanders SZN is also over. The Homer McFanboys just don’t know it yet.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You could tell week 1 that this SZN was over. I stand by that
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Turd, we hardly knew ye
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Richard Simmons Shocked Reaction
ALT: Richard Simmons Shocked Reaction
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Such is life when you went naked Loveland in the draft.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To counter this, I put in a waiver claim for Hockenson (dropping Higbee) thus guaranteeing another HigBeast game.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evan Dando over here
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sober SZN
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Sober October: Go Sober In October
ALT: Sober October: Go Sober In October
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Twerking Ghost SZN
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Btw, nothing has been made official, but we may be supporting another college powerhouse on this channel soon. #StayTuned
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Digger is bombing at the box office. Is the Swift deal losing its luster and what does this mean for the Superbowl halftime show option?
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The crazy part of #SoberOctober 10 is that we’ve gone from the Roganverse being a fun group podcasting about the inside baseball of stand up comedy and deep diving into all kinds of subjects with no malice to them being the edge of the propaganda arm of the right wing to them trying to walk it back.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Giselle wanted me to retire, I would have to seriously consider it.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dumb And Dumber: And Totally Redeem Yourself!
ALT: Dumb And Dumber: And Totally Redeem Yourself!
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is kind of making sense that none of them would even come to the UWS, much less DC, much less Miami.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sounds like Harbaugh is definitely not intervening in the offense. /s
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is another location that will give me more steps for #Steptember. They get 1 chance. #one
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rostered Loveland, T Ferg, and Gadsden: can they combine for more than 1 point this week?
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who else is excited for #SoberOctober 10? #Runtober
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am genuinely scared for him
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And just like that, Sweetgreen has been banned for saying my order is complete when it hasn’t been started one too many times.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This alone is a enough for a lifetime ban from me.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Madonner
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The quest for a TE who can score 1 point continues
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In this economy?
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Already had enough. #Walkfather
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mc Conaughey True
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And always remember
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Don Draper: I Don't Think About You At All
ALT: Don Draper: I Don't Think About You At All
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BuT tHeRe Is A cOnSpIRacY to MaKE mICHigAn wIn!
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good game, Iowa.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bring all the hate.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is nothin TV likes showing more than despondent Michigan fans. #haters
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kind of fudgy that my boys didn’t respond.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Chris Griffin and Mr. Herbert in Family Guy
ALT: Chris Griffin and Mr. Herbert in Family Guy
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is week 3 and fantasy football is about who can grind the waiver wire for the 3 guys who aren’t injured yet. #Fun
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jodie Foster in Contact: They Should've Sent a Poet
ALT: Jodie Foster in Contact: They Should've Sent a Poet
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The deal that keeps on giving
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