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Mookie B. Blaylock

@thecomedyk.bsky.social
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The Chevy Chase of Bethesda The swinginest Jackson Never wrong. Just early.

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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 7h
Twerking Ghost SZN
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 14h
Btw, nothing has been made official, but we may be supporting another college powerhouse on this channel soon. #StayTuned
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 14h
Digger is bombing at the box office. Is the Swift deal losing its luster and what does this mean for the Superbowl halftime show option?
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 20h
The crazy part of #SoberOctober 10 is that we’ve gone from the Roganverse being a fun group podcasting about the inside baseball of stand up comedy and deep diving into all kinds of subjects with no malice to them being the edge of the propaganda arm of the right wing to them trying to walk it back.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Giselle wanted me to retire, I would have to seriously consider it.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dumb And Dumber: And Totally Redeem Yourself!
ALT: Dumb And Dumber: And Totally Redeem Yourself!
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is kind of making sense that none of them would even come to the UWS, much less DC, much less Miami.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sounds like Harbaugh is definitely not intervening in the offense. /s
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is another location that will give me more steps for #Steptember. They get 1 chance. #one
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rostered Loveland, T Ferg, and Gadsden: can they combine for more than 1 point this week?
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who else is excited for #SoberOctober 10? #Runtober
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am genuinely scared for him
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And just like that, Sweetgreen has been banned for saying my order is complete when it hasn’t been started one too many times.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This alone is a enough for a lifetime ban from me.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Madonner
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The quest for a TE who can score 1 point continues
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In this economy?
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Already had enough. #Walkfather
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mc Conaughey True
ALT: Mc Conaughey True
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And always remember
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Don Draper: I Don't Think About You At All
ALT: Don Draper: I Don't Think About You At All
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BuT tHeRe Is A cOnSpIRacY to MaKE mICHigAn wIn!
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good game, Iowa.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bring all the hate.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is nothin TV likes showing more than despondent Michigan fans. #haters
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kind of fudgy that my boys didn’t respond.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Chris Griffin and Mr. Herbert in Family Guy
ALT: Chris Griffin and Mr. Herbert in Family Guy
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is week 3 and fantasy football is about who can grind the waiver wire for the 3 guys who aren’t injured yet. #Fun
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jodie Foster in Contact: They Should've Sent a Poet
ALT: Jodie Foster in Contact: They Should've Sent a Poet
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The deal that keeps on giving
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Week 3 and 69% of the NFL is injured
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Great standup. Great Weekend Update anchor. Best talk show guest of all time. m.youtube.com/watch?v=dIBN...
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Norm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Also been quietly absolutely dominating everything since March. When I turn on Sicko Mode, I am unstoppable.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another person started with me today for no reason and I had to give them the Rick James. #MambaOut
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Charlie Murphy's Iconic "Five Fingers To The Face"
ALT: Charlie Murphy's Iconic "Five Fingers To The Face"
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The bottom line is that no disrespect will be tolerated from these people.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes, you need to pull a Draper on them.
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Mad Men: I Don't Think About You At All
ALT: Mad Men: I Don't Think About You At All
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1nce again… had to put some fokls in their place tonight. Nobody puts Baby in a corner without getting them bows.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everything done for the clicks is destructive
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just a complete disaster of a day between injuries and play. I think I need to pick a futball team to root for.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Completely unimpressed with this millennial offense.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I will say it is freeing when you don’t have to watch the games anymore.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Week 2 and this SZN is a complete disaster. #CrabcakesAndPain
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Safe home, Bald Bryan. 1st ballot podcast Hall of Famer.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Big Zach Bryan fan here
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How did everyone enjoy the part of the NFL SZN where everyone wasn’t injured?
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Good Times
ALT: Good Times
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t care that nobody appreciated this. I do it to amuse myself.
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Norm Macdonald Reads Sports Paper
ALT: Norm Macdonald Reads Sports Paper
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Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do not give these Hydrox people any attention. That is what they want.
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