Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Watching my boys, PSG as I am a #FootballGuy 000
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Watching Sassuolo Torino, as I am a Football Bro. 000
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Making my own Sausage McMuffin with Egg. #TimesIsTrife! 000
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The Starboard is still #1, but Sup Dogs makes a mean Crush. 000
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Saw Conan O’Brien in DC just now. Nice guy. Shorter than I expected. 000
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026You won’t find anyone else with a sick enough brain to come up with #Wizards Blossom Russo alternates. Shout out to the AI Blossom cast in the corner. 000
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Beware the ides of July. Auttie moon brewing… 000
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Somehow we actually get more rain than Seattle too. #CrabcakesAndRain 110
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026#MarylandSoHardUniversity #CrabcakesAndRain 000
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The craziest thing about Wayne’s World is that Beecher from Oz is their friend. 000
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Whilst I always assume the worst luck for the Wizards in the lottery, Conspiracy Mookie says the NBA will reward the team for revamping the arena and try to prevent those Vault seats from being empty the whole SZN. 000
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Advertise your account with a Simpsons image 010
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Many are saying my no trade draft is #Elite. #HTTC #HTTR 100
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I actually came away more impressed by all the people who *didn’t* say anything.#TurningSaintsIntoTheSea 000
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Fun fact: This guy appears if you say “Boiled Goose” 3 times. #BoiledGoose 000
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Current roster #Commanders mock draft. I’m your favorite mock GM’s favorite mock GM. 000
Mookie B. Blaylock @thecomedyk.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Here are the most obvious alternate uniforms that haven’t been made yet. #Wizards #NBA who wants to sell some merch? 000