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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
keep ear warm. three bald elf are heat gymnasium
a Hrothgar player character wearing the Wintertide hat and jacket
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
MORE LIKE EVERSCHWACKED AMIRITE BOYS AWOOOOOOOOO Alphinaud yer gunna fuckin die if yer dressed like that bud, put on a toque eh #ffxiv #hrothgar #canada
a Hrothgar player character riding a reindeer mount in a snowy landscape, drinking from a wine bottle
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(patch 7.56 / 3rd party tool) Finns and Canadians rejoice, the Naglfar has landing gear with skis so we WILL be able to put 'er down for some ice fishing
an airship from FFXIV imported into Blender to examine its 3D model
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the duality of man
best-selling singer and actress, Cher, wearing elaborate costumingChernobyl nuclear power plant reactor 4, post-disaster
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It is not down in any map; true places never are.
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
heads pastede on, dicks out (for Harambe), we are... not removed from the venue as we're pretty unremarkable for Crystal DC TBH neck/body type slider justice for my boys so they can wear other armor one day without me modding it in every time #ffxivgpose #cidnero #cidneroWoL #hrothgar
a Hrothgar player character posing in Costa del Sol with Cid and Nero, who have been dressed in player character beachgoer outfits via third-party program means (Brio/Ktisis/Anamnesis). all armor pieces shown are "vanilla upscales" (higher-poly versions of in-game items) except for Cid's crocs (modding those in over the Summer Sunset Sandals has paid out dividends I tell u hwat)
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
lads it's nine million thousand degrees and 100% humidity #ffxiv #hrothgar #cidnero
the "duo of Garlean defectors" option from the inflatable mograft quest from this year's Moonfire Faire
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"my gods-- it's full of stars!" #ffxiv
Y'shtola stares at something blindingly bright.Y'shtola's aethersight vision of the Interdimensional Key.
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
the Loporrits' newest engineer, Launchingway, is quite young (less than a century old) but catching up quickly after some remedial maths and physics #ffxiv #ffxivgpose
Nero from FFXIV gposed with three Loporrits (1/2)Nero from FFXIV gposed with three Loporrits (2/2)
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
happy crisis #ffxivgpose #cidnerowol
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mok @moksutinn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
listening to depressing finnish songs and thinking about them #cidnero #ffxiv
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Garleans' magitek was supposed to make them the masters of the magic-capable races they feared, but the Warriors of Light defeated their legions and reversed all their conquests back to their homeland. Getting the cold shoulder from people who just heard Waltus Cronkus very seriously describe 1/2
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
WE'VE GOT TO EJECT THE WARP CORE #FFXIV #ffxivgpose #hrothgar #startrek
a Hrothgar player character posed by a large structure in FFXIV's "Solution Nine" zone in order to make a Star Trek reference
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
these are the toebeans of a killer, Bella.
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mok @moksutinn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
...more #cidnero #ffxiv
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
the only thing worse than the walk to the end was the walk back, but he did it, dragging Zenos's giant arse with him. no one liked this. they did, however, reflect that coups d'état are a traditional activity for returning heroes, and perhaps Cherno should have a playmate of like capability.
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뭠가 @gosemfdlrlfeo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Bina @binart.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
No butt sliders???? Death penalty
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
it's fine, he's got another war crimes robot! with blackjack and catboi hookers!
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senkkei @senkkei.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
yea wateva #cidnero
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
All men are brothers
An astronaut pointing to a rock and saying “Look at the size of that rock!”
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Sarama Burwani @ 7.56 @saramaburwani.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
the "woman yelling at cat" meme with nero yelling at cid
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senkkei @senkkei.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
🧍 i miss him where the fuck is he
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
"Who is "they"? WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON??? THAT CASTRUM WASN'T EVEN FULLY PAID OFF YET" #ffxiv #ffxivmod
FFXIV Darth Vader cosplay with modded weapon (lightsaber-like weapon from allagan hunter robots)
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
in the name of the moon, I will fuck you up #ffxiv #hrothgar
FFXIV Hrothgar player character wearing incongruously cute pink armor
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
they're just taunting me at this point. where is my husband and our horrible boyfriend squeenix #cidnero
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
There is one way out. #ffxiv #hrothgar
FFXIV Hrothgar player character portrait looking straight at the viewer, with a sci-fi theme.
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Gaius: ...what? Me: Chernovoy cannot belief Gaius come to Valentione with giant gunblade Gaius: ... Me: also still wearingk Ascian participation trophies Gaius: I can only hope that whatever you're wearing is not from a real animal #ffxiv #gposers
a Hrothgar player character, armed with an enormous axe and wearing hot pink armor, confronts Gaius by the moogle cake for his perceived shortcomings
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
THE GAME is HORNY at *ME*. I'd just like to make that clear. Anyway I saw the #cidnero gay pining 30something disaster zone and went "both. both is good."
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
More FFXIV, whatever's on offer. But I do miss my wives, YoshiP
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Lightsday is aetherochemical performance enhancer/magitek implant maintainer depot injection day, Darksday is Ironworks potluck boodle fight day
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
best boy remembers my boyfrans (chairman of the ironworks and worst boy) #ffxiv #cidnero
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
memory is not in the head only; extinguished, and yet your light rushes on into the vast dark
posing with the "Lv 1" glitch mob
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
trivial, he says it freely and sincerely to many people. the phrase that his two idiots found much more emotionally devastating, both from him and from each other, though, was "stay with me"
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
moogle search how to get my cat to stop biting my toes #gposers #hrothgar #cidWoL (with apologies to @garlethottie.etheirys.social and people with eyes)
a Hrothgar player character pretends to bite Cid's feet; the latter is less than pleased
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Nero: is the horse really necessary? I have a severe allergy to being thrown and breaking my back Me: Two Tower soundtrack evocative of cavalry Nero: all right up front, Pippin? Cid: what was that about breaking your back, Nero? Nero: I wish you *would*, Garlond #ffxiv #lotr #cidnero #cidnerowol
Cid, Nero, and a Hrothgar player character on the back of a unicorn, humorously reminiscent of Lord of the Rings characters or Middle Earth-dwellers
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Chernovoy mad people think he is hydrogen bomb and *not* throw him at thing because of collateral damage, millions dead etc. Chernovoy only cause statistically insignificant collateral damages, is fine, is fine #ffxiv
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Thancred: how are they doing? Raha: Nero is having the time of his life and Cherno is Cherno, but I'm afraid that Cid... well... Estinien: looks like he's about to shit a life-size statue of the Fury Alisaie: looks like his wife unilaterally opened up their relationship Raha: ...is tense #cidnerowol
Cid, Nero, and a Hrothgar player character in disguise at the Gold Saucer
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Wandering Minstrel: modding, Cherno? modding! on moon dragon 9/11 remembrance day! Me: noooo Yoshida-san nooooo #ffxiv #gposers #hrothgar #marepocalypse
a Hrothgar player character recoils while the Wandering Minstrel, game director Naoki Yoshida's thinly-veiled in-game avatar, scolds him
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
maawiage, that dweam wifin a dweam #ffxiv #gposers #cidnerowol
Nero and a Hrothgar player character have an impassioned discussion while Cid rests his head on a table
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I turned my home into a temple for the gay fish #FFXIV
a FFXIV Hrothgar player character poses with a Warden of the Seven Hues, a rainbow-colored carp-like fish, in a player housing aquarium
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Cid: Nero: what? Cid: you did this #ffxiv #gpose #ffxivmodding
the Petalodus mount from FFXIV, modded to use the red-colored skin of the enemy NPC
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
furniture for sex dungeons. somebody's got to keep the Ironworks solvent!
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Cid - the usual way, going "wurble wurble sclup" on the floor of Saint Adama's after Alphinaud re-traumatized his traumatized brain Nero - the usual way, demanding Cherno hand him the phone so he could yell at Cid at The Praetorium
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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Cherno is Billy.
a Hrothgar player character from FFXIV looks cutely at the viewera black tabby cat looks at the viewer with a kind expression
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