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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 7h

that male viera voice that goes "WOO-AAAH!!" and whichever male hrothgar voice my guy is, which goes "HAI-YAHHHH!!!" like Fox in super smash bros

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 12h

rheumatologist: no, tell me specific symptoms me: me: me: (gestures) me: bad

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

whites lookin' pearly, ARR Extreme Urianger

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

who against the proud gods and commodores of this earth, ever stands forth his own inexorable self.

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

there was a blog by a medical doctor that I'd reference after every House episode to see what was accurate and what was whackadoo, but eventually the author was like "chat [wordpress comment section], what the fuck", and yeah, same.

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Cherno's dad's soul or its remnants would be salvaged from the aetherial sea, as he died a couple decades before rebuilding massive allagan robots and causing near-calamities was even a glimmer in Midas's eyes

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

on-brand for NGE: Cherno's dad Cherno would be a worryingly enthusiastic eva pilot like Rebuild's Mari, while his dad's soul would make for a sulky, sullen eva unit that would burst into responsiveness only if it was the center of attention

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

what in the world is in that bat, whatchu got in that bat (BLAMMO)

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

--or just do half and leave the rest to the body anyway something something "not everything in FFXIV necessarily heals perfectly" headcanons, mua ha ha ha (3/3)

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

otherwise healing can involve the application of opposite-polarity Life and Death magic, as inevitably something will need to be destroyed (microorganisms, necrotic tissue, cancer, etc.) as well as created or renewed, and you may need two different mages (2/3)

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have a setting where you *can* do neat battlefield healing IF you're a time mage and can hit ctrl+Z on the moments-ago injury, and if the patient's memory of it isn't important (you can do it more carefully, but it starts to defeat the purpose of big sloppy quick healing) (1/2)

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

1. LOISH's art was used to train those fucking models 2. popular artists are accused of using AI on every post for the same reason that pet accounts with a certain notoriety have someone saying literally whatever is animal abuse, maybe it'll snowball and some dingus will feel powerful for 2 seconds

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Our Japanese friend took us out to dinner and she was telling us that in Japan they hear about an almost mythical American figure called Florida Man. We confirmed for her that his exploits were very real and we also let him choose our leaders

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I had to put crayons in the shower because the prose/images were forming in there so often. in retrospect, though, all the scrawled red text on the shower walls probably needed to be a different color (lololol)

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

someone: (smugly) well then how would you change god's perfect creation then me: I don't, I want to copy it someone: what me: (points) tree

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mark Wahlberg been real quiet since this dropped

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ursula K. Le Guin Rolled Out And Sectioned My Soul Into Artisanal Noodles And All I Got Was This T-Shirt And An Unrelenting Fury That Injustice Exists

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(weird alien fetishes ARE real but this isn't one of them)

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Darmok species holding cultural sensitivity classes explaining that no, really, you HAVE to talk to aliens in baby talk due to referential paucity in their respective trade languages, YES they actually like this and won't be insulted, NO it's not some kind of weird fetish

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the ideal piece of media is one that I can liveblog and share screenshots while forcing my captive audience ("friends") to react to my jokes, e.g. it took me about 4 hours to watch Turning Red if I get bored, I get bored, I could die tomorrow and the earth will be engulfed by the sun someday

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

keep ear warm. three bald elf are heat gymnasium

a Hrothgar player character wearing the Wintertide hat and jacket

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

engineer recognizing a systemic problem face. you shouldn't need a STEM degree to get taken seriously at the friggin doctor (2/2)

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've had doctors DISTINCTLY alter their demeanor as soon as I answer their small-talk "so what do you do for work" with "engineer". The whole focus changes, I'm no longer a maybe-drug-seeking TikTok hypochondriac, I'm a Fellow Professional :/ like, thank you, high five, this is my (1/2)

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

next expansion of Final Fantasy 14 is taking place during the legendary HBOmbulvetr, a global ice age where land and sea are permanently frozen and death due to exposure is inevitable for those caught outdoors, but absolutely no one needs to wear a hat or scarf, sounds like a related phenomenon

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

MORE LIKE EVERSCHWACKED AMIRITE BOYS AWOOOOOOOOO Alphinaud yer gunna fuckin die if yer dressed like that bud, put on a toque eh #ffxiv #hrothgar #canada

a Hrothgar player character riding a reindeer mount in a snowy landscape, drinking from a wine bottle

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

(patch 7.56 / 3rd party tool) Finns and Canadians rejoice, the Naglfar has landing gear with skis so we WILL be able to put 'er down for some ice fishing

an airship from FFXIV imported into Blender to examine its 3D model

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

he'll betray his family for 90s fuzzy peaches. another possibility would be just literally any junk food his parents don't keep in the house if he's a sufficiently stranger-danger'ed 10 year old with no pocket money. mcdonalds for a kid trapped in the culinary nadir of 90s vegetarianism

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Kirk-- James T.AND THIS........ IS! My. Favorite store....... onthecitadel.

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"more non-humanoid aliens" "more courtroom drama" "haha imagine if they committed to the bit of the warp drive not working anymore" MISTER FRODO NO! CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm going to have to do a press conference and finally admit that the last 10 years of non-animated Trek have been the result of monkey's paw wishes I made while playing Mass Effect and rewatching TNG and Voyager.

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

how big was the "disqualified for bestiality" bin??? was this a "two nickels" situation or did it come up often (name of your erotic memoir, gottem)?

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

anyway in Canada you don't need to take calculus to graduate, you only need sophomore Applied Math that teaches you how interest on money works and how to balance your chequebook, which I recommend for everyone including and especially MRS degree tradwives

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I took a lot of semesters of calculus and differential equations while my career has mainly perched, teetering, on that half-semester communications class and (checks notes) Neopets tricking me into learning how to use Excel

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

SCREEEEEEE BSKY HID THIS FROM ME AAAAAAAAA

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cat enjoyer @thecolossalennui.bsky.social · 14/09/2026