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The Classy Alcoholic

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Drunk ramblings about booze, boxing and movies. Arizona desert dweller. He/Him. linktr.ee/theclassyalcoholic

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 12/02/2026
“How will the NFL top next year’s half time show?” Back to back Bad Bunny performances. Like when they bring back the same dudes to host the Oscars after they kill it.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 09/02/2026
You stupid racists. You stupid FUCKIKG racists! Y’all really chose to not to experience the absolutely joy of the Bad Bunny halftime show? That’s why you will lose and die sad. Because you do not have (and will never have) joy in your stupid racist lives.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 07/02/2026
Birthday weekend in Puerto Rico is going well so far! #beer #craftbeer #sanjuan #puertorico
A guy at a bar in a brown suit with a pink pocket square with a beerA glass of beer held next to a coaster from La Taberna Lúpulo in San Juan Puerto Rico A plate of seafood paella A plastic glass of rum next to a bottle of Medalla beer
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 03/02/2026
Hey @whmpodcast.bsky.social I just now got to the OSL and I’m the dude who asked for White Noise 2! Best day ever! 🙌🏽
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The Mixed Company Podcast @mixedcopodcast.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Jordan “El Moreno” Martinez from #Phoenix wants to face Naoya Inoue in the ring. Does he have what it takes to take on The Monster? Watch him fight 2/28 on the Navarrete vs. Nuñez card to find out! #boxing #sports #sportssky #naoyainoue #podcast
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/01/2026
my biggest nightmare is that I won’t be looking at my phone when It Happens
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 18/01/2026
I liked this movie a lot when I was a kid. No idea if it holds up at all 🤔
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 17/01/2026
I love blocklists. This was already on there and I didn’t have to do SHIT.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 16/01/2026
I was really worried that this was gonna be bad since production started before the last one even came out. That doesn’t always turn out well. Happy to say I was wrong! #filmsky #moviesky #movies #letterboxd #moviereview #28yearslater 📽️ boxd.it/cF2CIz
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A ★★★★ review of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
Let’s get this out of the way first: heh. heheheh. More like The BONER Temple heheheheheheh. Gotta admit, I was skeptical as hell before this. The great thing about 28YL was how radically different it...
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 08/01/2026
Been at a loss for words for like 12 hours sooooo…I’ll just repost my IG story here:
Never in my life have I exhibited as much self control as have today in order to not get myself banned on social media.
So l'll just say FUCK ICE and if you support this I hope the exact same thing happens to everyone you love and that you're forced to watch.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 04/01/2026
Some life advice: don’t stay up super late getting shithouse drunk and thinking “I’ve had a long year, I deserve to treat myself” unless you wanna spend a stupid amount of money on a Simpson Lego set.
The Simpsons Krusty Burger Lego set still in the box.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 03/01/2026
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you That one hangover in Dublin. Also that one hangover in Miami.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 29/12/2025
No worries, I’m confident that we will get this game before we ever see Mahershala Ali as Blade.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 24/12/2025
POV: you hate Christmas decorations but you love legos.
A Lego poinsettia plant on a brown coffee table
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The Mixed Company Podcast @mixedcopodcast.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
We learned about Bud Crawford’s retirement just minutes before hitting the mic for this week’s episode of The Mixed Company Podcast. Check us out on Apple, Spotify, iHeart Radio, Amazon Music & YouTube. #boxing #podcast #sports #sportssky #budcrawford 🥊 🎙️
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 19/12/2025
Oh my fucking god I just realized I accidentally (drunkenly) sorted my #letterboxd 2025 Rankings list by name without realizing it. I saw that my number 1 movie was 28 Years Later and that my number 2 was The Accountant 2 and I LOST MY FUCKEN MIND
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 19/12/2025
There’s enough good Seyfried and Feig stuff in this that it might give Sweeney her first hit of the year. But if it is a hit, Sweeney is still terrible as an actress (and as a MAGA) and this movie’s success should not reflect on her OR give her a second wind. #filmsky #moviesky 📽️ boxd.it/c7e4Ln
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A ★★★ review of The Housemaid (2025)
The biggest twist of the entire film was when the credits rolled and I realized this was directed by PAUL FEIG? I saw the trailer a million times and I never noticed his name come up. But I guess it’s...
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 10/12/2025
Working on a non-traditional Christmas watchlist of movies that are just….cold. Any suggestions on what I could add? #filmsky #moviesky #letterboxd #watchlist 📽️ boxd.it/QwZcg
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Winter Watchlist 2025
Not only Christmas movies but also stuff that just looks cold.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 09/12/2025
2nd best day of my life. The first being when Dirty Work came to 4K.
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The Mixed Company Podcast @mixedcopodcast.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
David Benavidez doesn’t get the respect he deserves. We talk about his potential moves going forward in Ep31 of The Mixed Company Podcast, out now. #boxing #sports #sportssky #podcast #DavidBenavidez 🥊 🎤
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HowardPDX @howardpdx.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Emma Thompson fights Evil Judy Greer with an old pickup truck, an ice fishing shack, and a tackle box. Dead of Winter was seriously good. Hoping that it gets more attention on VOD. #FilmSky #Movies
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 07/12/2025
HJ machines that only cost a quarter a tug? We used to be a proper country.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 07/12/2025
This movie has Evil Judy Greer y’all! What more needs to be said? #filmsky #moviesky #letterboxd 📽️ boxd.it/bYeNRf
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A ★★★★ review of Dead of Winter (2025)
A really cool thriller with a surprising amount of heart thanks in large part to Emma Thompson’s performance. Nothing too groundbreaking here (pun not intended because 🧊) and it’s probably more like a...
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 02/12/2025
Popping up after a holiday hangover to brag about getting to watch Wake Up Dead Man in theaters last week and it ruled. #filmsky #moviesky #letterboxd #intheaters #newrelease #moviereview #wakeupdeadman 📽️ boxd.it/bSjgLz
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A ★★★★½ review of Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
So happy to have caught this in theaters. Using the church as the backdrop really works with the satirical vibe the rest of these movies have established. If you’re a fan of the last two you’ll probab...
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The Mixed Company Podcast @mixedcopodcast.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
We don’t just talk #boxing matches on our podcast. We also have a pop culture segment in which we review boxing #movies. Check out The Mixed Company Podcast on on Apple, Spotify, iHeart Radio, Amazon Music & YouTube. #filmsky #sportssky #moviesky #YouTube #sports 🥊 🎙️ 📽️
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 23/11/2025
A ELLA LE GUSTA LA GASOLINA
Chicago Pope holding a microphone around other Jesus people
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 21/11/2025
I have the same issue with this as I do with Daddy Yankee making religious reggaeton. Church music must remain corny. Y’all can’t be releasing Jesus bangers out here. It’s just not right and defies the natural order.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 21/11/2025
Just remembered I was shithoused drunk a couple of nights ago and made this list on a whim. Why not? #moviesky #filmsky #letterboxd 📽️ boxd.it/Qeim2
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4K alphabet run
Trying to buy a 4k disc for every letter of the alphabet. Excluding movies that start with “The.” Only missing X & Y.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 21/11/2025
My liver is an ally 🩷
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 20/11/2025
Damn, only available in the UK. I was hoping to support trans people through my greatest strength: my drinking problem.
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The Mixed Company Podcast @mixedcopodcast.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Ep30 of The Mixed Company Podcast on #YouTube. We preview the #RiyadhSeason card this weekend and review the historic flop “Christy.” That and much more at the link below. #boxing #sports #podcast #sportssky #BenavidezYarde #HaneyNorman #filmsky 🥊 📽️ 🎙️ youtu.be/Y-yn4dwbOqg?...
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TMCP EP 30: Is This the Last We Hear From Devin Haney?
YouTube video by 19 Media Group
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The Mixed Company Podcast @mixedcopodcast.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Will #DevinHaney get a win this weekend or is he destined to fade away? Ep 30 of The Mixed Company Podcast available now on YouTube, Apple, Spotify, iHeart Radio & Amazon Music. #boxing #sports #sportssky #HaneyNorman #RiyadhSeason #podcast 🥊 🎙️
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 20/11/2025
Not kidding, I typically always fly in a suit. But next time I’m wearing motherfucken PJs just out of spite.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 13/11/2025
Even Batman couldn’t have gotten this confession out of me.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 13/11/2025
Hi, hello, it’s me your local pervert. Just reminding everyone that “barely legal” does not mean ALMOST legal. It means very recently turned legal, as in 18 or 19 yrs old. You know what a 15 yr old is? A FUCKING CHILD
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 13/11/2025
I swear to fuck if this ends up being that “ah well nevertheless” tweet again I’m gonna [REDACTED]
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 12/11/2025
This has become an Easter Sunday tradition watch. Stoked to get it in 4K!
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 07/11/2025
Kid praying with the speech bubble saying “please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny”
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 07/11/2025
Remember when the Predator cut off Carl Weathers’ arm? Yeah. Good times. 😒 #filmsky #moviesky #movies #predator #predatorbadlands #newrelease #moviereview 📽️ boxd.it/bCWm8R
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A ★★ review of Predator: Badlands (2025)
The last thing we ever needed was a family friendly Predator movie. Points for the creativity on the planet. I liked the poison dart plants and the glass grass and also how they came back in the clima...
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The Mixed Company Podcast @mixedcopodcast.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Ep29 of The Mixed Company Podcast is on #YouTube now! We write Tank off and wonder if Roach is the next big #boxing star. We also discuss the documentary Facing Ali and much more at the link below. #sports #sportssky #tankdavis #lamontroach #filmsky #moviesky #podcast 🥊 📽️ youtu.be/4qosCBOR0p8?...
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TMCP EP 29: Can Lamont Roach Fill the Void Left By Tank?
YouTube video by 19 Media Group
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 06/11/2025
It’s actually ABOLISH the police you bootlicker, but whatever.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 06/11/2025
Okay but ACAB includes David Simon.
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Daryl Surat @darylsurat.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
As Bluesky's general functionality continues to improve, there are times you may find it difficult to search for the content you need. So as a public service announcement here's the video clip you are trying to find to post when discussing the death of Dick Cheney today apnews.com/article/dick...
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 31/10/2025
Now I feel bad that I didn’t make it all the way through my Nightmare 4K set in October. I made it to part 5 which I had never seen before.
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The Mixed Company Podcast @mixedcopodcast.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The 2025 #Tucson Celtic Festival invited us to film a special remote ep of our show. Here’s a short video of our host Luis interviewing our producer Jabari about their mutual love of #boxing. 🥊 🎙️ #podcast #sports #sportssky #youtube #ytvideo youtu.be/ipmlMMj9SSw?...
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TMCP BONUS EP: Talking #Boxing at the #Tucson Celtic Festival
YouTube video by 19 Media Group
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 27/10/2025
Look I know everybody’s busy with other stuff but there needs to be some international law passed that says streaming originals need to have a wide theatrical release and also a physical media release. #filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky #frankenstein #newrelease 📽️ boxd.it/bvkIEV
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A ★★★★½ review of Frankenstein (2025)
Looks gorgeous, very engaging, and it has a lot of pathos but most importantly Oscar Isaac hops out of a bathtub buckass naked at one point. No ding dong but it rules nonetheless.
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 26/10/2025
I’m not racist……. BUT I usually cannot tell if I’m looking at Lili Taylor or Franka Potente.
Actress Lili Taylor Actress Franka Potente
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 20/10/2025
I’ve only ever watched the first four Nightmare on Elm Street movies. But I got the full 4k disc series so this year I will finally run the whole series before October ends. #filmsky #horror #halloween 📽️ 🎃
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