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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 08/01/2026

Been at a loss for words for like 12 hours sooooo…I’ll just repost my IG story here:

Never in my life have I exhibited as much self control as have today in order to not get myself banned on social media.
So l'll just say FUCK ICE and if you support this I hope the exact same thing happens to everyone you love and that you're forced to watch.

The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 04/01/2026

Some life advice: don’t stay up super late getting shithouse drunk and thinking “I’ve had a long year, I deserve to treat myself” unless you wanna spend a stupid amount of money on a Simpson Lego set.

The Simpsons Krusty Burger Lego set still in the box.

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 24/12/2025

POV: you hate Christmas decorations but you love legos.

A Lego poinsettia plant on a brown coffee table

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 14/11/2025

Guess what? Corgi butt! She’s Pembroke Welsh. Her tail is slightly longer than a nub because she got docked late-ish. Typically they can have really long, fox-like tails if they’re allowed to grow naturally.

An orange corgi with a ball in her mouth showing off her butt

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 14/11/2025

Her name is Cheetos and she know literally ALL cops are bastards because they would shoot her without hesitation if she ran up to them because they are cowards.

A corgi winking next to a beer on a table

A corgi laying on her side outdoors instead of going on walkies

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 26/10/2025

I’m not racist……. BUT I usually cannot tell if I’m looking at Lili Taylor or Franka Potente.

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 18/09/2025

I said this exact same thing on IG and I’m sharing a response I got that makes it clear people have no idea what the state of our country is right now.

@theclassyalcoholic well good thing
"they" the president, SOS, Cabinet) don't have that legal authority and have already blocked by the courts during his first term over it:
"Targeting "Antifa": During his first term, Trump called for designating the anti-fascist movement "Antifa" as a domestic terrorist organization.
However, the Justice Department reportedly resisted the move, citing First Amendment concerns regarding free speech and assembly rights.
Federal officials noted that unless a group engages solely in criminal violence, it is difficult to legally designate as a terrorist organization."
He's good at fear mongering and drumming distractions though, that's for sure!

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 10/09/2025

Just had some delicious pho for lunch. Hope everyone is doing well and that y’all have a great day. 🍜

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 02/09/2025

This character is supposed to be in his 20s I believe.

Jimmy McGill in the early 90s played by Bob Odenkirk in a bad wig from the show "Better Call Saul."

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 30/08/2025

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

Jean-Luc Picard and James T. Kirk from Star Trek: Generations.

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 03/08/2025

Y’all…Ed Warren should’ve clearly been played by Paul Walter Hauser instead of Patrick Wilson in those fucken Conjuring movies.

The real Ed Warren, the paranormal investigator from the “The Conjuring” movies.

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 25/07/2025

My sister posted this to her IG story. 😆

A photo of hulk hogan flexing with the dates 1953-2025 and a caption from my sister at the top starting:

“Wrong orange dude but I’ll take it for today”

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 11/07/2025

One of those good weeks where things started badly but gradually got better. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 📽️

Letterboxd recent activity:
Duel - 4 stars
The Surfer - 3.5 stars
F1 - 2.5 stars
Annabelle - 1.5 stars

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 10/06/2025

I don’t even know what to say anymore y’all. Brown people are fighting for their families and their lives and it’s all just a game in these people’s heads:

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 06/06/2025

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Screenshot from the X-Files of Fox Mulder holding the Cigarette Smoking Man up against a wall.

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 30/05/2025

My adolescent crush on Elisha Cuthbert resurfaced this week. #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday 📽️

My recent activity on Letterboxd
Karate Kid Legends - 2.5 stars
Friendship - 3.5 stars
Mission Impossible The Final Reckoning - 2.5 stars
House of Wax - 2.5 stars

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 26/05/2025

Soooo. I’m at a tiki bar in El Paso and realized they have a bunch of Weller. I only kinda jokingly asked the bartender for a flight and he said “sure” and if I die, I die. #weller #whiskey #elpaso #texas #tx #whiskeyflight #booze #drunk #wasted

Five different bottles of Weller whiskey on the bar next to each other.

A whiskey flight of 5 different types of Weller. There are 5 pours in front of the 5 corresponding bottles.

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 14/05/2025

Shoutout the to GOAT. I’d buy a Syril’s mom action figure in a second. If you think I’m joking when I say she’s my favorite Star Wars character then you’d be WRONG. #StarWars #Andor 📺

Eedy Karn from the television show Andor

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 10/05/2025

Ep 15 of my show, The Mixed Company Podcast, is also available on YouTube now! We discuss the boxing matches on Cinco de Mayo weekend. Yes even the bad ones. Give it a watch, give it a like. Link in bio for the audio version. #boxing #podcast #riyadhseason #toprank 🥊 youtu.be/4bbFQ-c4mxs

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 08/05/2025

My friends host a #StarWars podcast called “Han Took Shots First” and I’ve been a frequent guest on it talking about S2 of #Andor. Check the videos out on YouTube and the audio wherever you get your podcasts. 📺 youtu.be/66bkfTjowvE?...

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 02/05/2025

The average American has three friends.

Photo of the main cast of Mission: Impossible Fallout. From left to right: Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson, Tom Cruise and Ving Rhames.

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 10/04/2025

I know this is probably just a bot or AI account thing but it’s the perfect chance to say:

The fat white frog meme that says “it is Wednesday, my dudes.”

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 07/04/2025

I’m not religious but I believe in the holy trinity

Dana Scully, Fox Mulder and Walter Skinner

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 05/04/2025

Me if day drinking becomes political activism:

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 22/03/2025

I think Spotify does it if it’s on the same wifi network, regardless of Bluetooth. Happens to me all the time. Had she tried this little button at the bottom? If she clicks it that should give her the option to play “on this iPhone” as opposed to any other device.

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 14/03/2025

Don’t know you but this came up on my tl and I just wanna say….twinsies

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 13/03/2025

Alright, cinco de mayo weekend is gonna be 🔥 as fuck this year. #boxing #sports #combatsports 🥊

A poster for a boxing match. Inoue vs. Cardenas - Sun May 4th

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 09/03/2025

There’s an awesome Mexican restaurant/bar on 6th st right across the street from Shakespeare’s pub that has excellent tacos. I forget what it’s called but the staff at Shakespeare’s go there all the time. Also here’s a Shakespeare pub bartender holding my gf’s puppy.

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 07/03/2025

My top 4 horror movies of the 2020s so far. #filmsky #moviesky #horror 📽️

Poster for the movie “The Invisible Man”

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 02/03/2025

Watching this at my girl’s place makes me miss my 85 inch 4K tv #boxing 🥊

A picture of a tv showing the tank vs roach boxing match

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 22/02/2025

Sick day on the couch. At least I have #boxing to make me feel better. 🤒 🥊

Picture of a tv playing the Ortiz vs. Madrimov boxing match.

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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net · 12/02/2025

Tried to see the Jack Johnson statue up close in Galveston, TX but the damn hate was closed for some reason. I managed to get a decent shot by zooming in. #boxing 🥊

A statue of boxer Jack Johnson behind a gate

A closer shot of the Jack Johnson statue

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