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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Sully with a speech bubble
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
A mutual who was pretty consistently trash talking AI on LinkedIn just announced their new position at Suno. It’s rough out there folks.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Thiel appears to have suffered LLM psychosis while trying to get AI to write himself into a Dan Brown fanfic novel
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Updated Totals #boston #snow
Snow map for Boston showing areas of 0-1 and 1-2, but the title says "FUCKS LEFT TO GIVE THIS WINTER (through tuesday)"
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Please fuck off with this bullshit, thank you!
theverge.com
Burger King will use AI to check if employees say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’
Have it your way?
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Cape Cod Demon Hunters
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
New rule should be that if you compare the energy needs of a human being to those of an algorithm to justify the latter, you get tossed in The Pit
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I sincerely hope Obama said that stuff about aliens existing just to see if Trump would take the bait to avoid being one-upped on knowing stuff.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Bumper sticker for the worst kind of guy you know
Coexist bumper sticker, but it's all tech logos (Chrome, Open AI, Edge, X, Indeed, Shazam, Tesla)
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The final Puppy Bowl viewership numbers are in, so I can confidently post this now:
Bar graph depicting approximate live viewership of the half time shows (Bad Bunny's NBC Broadcast, and Kid Rock's TPUSA Youtube stream, respectively). The Bad Bunny bar graph surpasses the 100 million viewer limit of the graph and has smashed through the title of the graph, throwing letters askew while the Kid Rock bar graph doesn't quite break the Puppy Bowl viewership threshold of ~6 million viewers. In the background in faint letters, it says "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE"
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
For all the dads out there.
A Kid Cuisine box, but instead it says Dad Cuisine featuring Pre-Nibbled Oat Bars, Crust Removed from Sandwich, Leftover Cereal Milk (Now with Random Floatie Bits!). The character on the box is riding a ferris wheel and saying "Dad will finish it!". Other parts of the box say "Don't let that go to waste!", "It's still good, I'll eat it.", and Room Temp - It's probably fine.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It's because they were worried I'd make a worse version of this:
A line graph of Tr*mp's approval ratings over the course of his first year (first term) comparing to various Rotten Tomatoes movie scores
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
You ever have half a beer and stare into your cat's eyes to gain knowledge about the universe?
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Hey Sam, it's next year now. Any of those novel insights yet?
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
It’s weird that you can’t sleep at your job but you can poop and pee there
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
You mean Posh Homme
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Person: say, i am alive.

Computer: I am alive.

Person: oh my god.
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Karen Hao @karenhao.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Quilicura, Chile, one of the communities I wrote about in EMPIRE OF AI, has launched a brilliant initiative to inspire more responsible AI prompting. Today, don't use AI; ask the townspeople instead: quili.ai. So heartened to see this creative act of resistance.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If you're a musician in 2026 and not using your platform to do something, well here are some RATM liner notes from 1999
Rage Against the Machine liner notes that has an Actions page with a bunch of organizations and links for political action
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I’ve had some friends in the past couple years say they don’t go out to protest because they don’t think it does anything, but the people of Minnesota have given us a solid example of how important it is to exercise that right persistently during a time when that right is threatened.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“They are minerals, Jesus Marie!”
James Hetfield in sunglasses angrily pointing at the 4th wall
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
It's wild that they'll send any hypochondriac with internet access their medical test results days before the doctor calls to explain them.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I think they meant internal bleating
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Email: Your CVS Photo Account Needs Attention. Me: I assure you, it does not.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Men only want one thing and for some reason it’s rabidly tearing 6 to 8 paper towels out of the dispenser just to dry their hands in the public restroom??
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Why is everyone saying I can't return my Saving Private Ryan DVD rental at my cousin's wedding
Saving Private Ryan Blockbuster DVD in a glass card case at my cousin's wedding which everyone's saying I can't do
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Ok, who wants to green-light this: Old Habits - Two ex-nuns-turned-secret agents have to go back to the convent to resurrect an ancient conspiracy of Biblical proportions.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
You know, I thought the whole “children yearning for the mines” thing was a joke, but Danny Go is out here straight up prepping kids for it
Danny Go underground with a mining helmet and pickaxeDanny Go and crew underground with mining helmets and pickaxes digging up gems
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Fellow golfers, DO NOT order the Potato Skins during the TGI Friday's FORE-for-1 event.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I have COVID which means I'm gonna be making the dumbest shit imaginable today
Get in the Zone: Carcassonne
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
There's a lot of talk about the toxicity of car culture lately, but I'd argue that the worst thing the automobile did was mobilize Kerouac's misogyny.
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Fight for the Future @fightforthefuture.org · 23/12/2025
If you’re looking for last minute gift ideas we’ve got a few tips! ✨🎄 #cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs2025 @evangreer.bsky.social
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Made patches to cover up the company logos on your freebies from work. Link is below 👇
A North Face branded jacket with a red X in the top corner of the imageThe same jacket with the North Face logo covered by a patch that says ‘Corporate Swag’ in green dripping Goosebumps-like font over a black background and a silver border.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
❄️ 🤕 Updated Totals 🤕 ❄️
A snow total map of the Boston area that has measurements of 0-1 and 1-3. The title says "ESTIMATED NUMBER OF INJURIES SUSTAINED DUE TO MISCONDUCT AT YOUR COMPANY'S YANKEE SWAP, TUESDAY"
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The joy I get from pressing an SSRI between my fingers and shooting it into my mouth makes me think I don’t even need it at all.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I’m the only one in the family that hasn’t gotten the stomach bug this week, and we’re going on a long car ride today, and I call that flushin’ roulette.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
This is real rich coming from you fucks
An email from TD Bank
Titled “How to spot online holiday scams”Screenshot from a TD email that says Key details:
On January 4, 2026, the minimum daily balance required to waive the monthly maintenance fee on your TD Convenience Checking account increases from $100 to $250.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
We are Millenials! Hear us cheer!
“Changes, sadness, depression, or fear,” which is the only remaining text on a ripped off label of a pill bottle
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I'm seeing a lot of comments along the lines of "rats fleeing a sinking ship," and honestly, it's disrespectful to rats.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
1. Download the attached image 2. Upload it here and buy a sheet of 1” x 2” metallic stickers: www.moo.com/us/new/produ... 3. Put them on all of your coworkers’ chairs
TECCA office furnishings label
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Just drank a gallon of seltzer to play a trick on my phlebotomist.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Me and my DVD library when there’s an Xfinity outage
Dr evil and Mr bigglesworth
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I fuckinn knew it
Two pump-top shampoo bottles facing each other in what looks like a lovers embrace
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I work in tech, and this is a perfect encapsulation of AI behemoths sucking up resources beyond all reason and it screwing over everyone but themselves. Crucial was the only vendor I used for affordable 3rd party RAM and storage in my work.
theverge.com
Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead
Another blow to PC gaming.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Yogi tea tag that says 'May all beings be happy.'Zosia from Pluribus smiling while Mr. Diabaté raises a glass
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
🛠️ ❄️ Updated Totals ❄️ 🛠️
A snow total map of the Boston area that has measurements of 6-12, 3-5, and 1-3. The title says "NUMBER OF PEOPLE WITH USED SNOWBLOWERS THAT ARE ABOUT TO LEARN WHAT A SHEAR PIN IS, TUESDAY"
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
For those playing Broligarch Blitz this holiday season, @bcmerchant.bsky.social just posted a great guide for ditching Spotify: www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/a-complete...
A hand holding a game card of Broligarch Blitz which looks like a bingo sheet. The subtitle says "How many accounts can you delete? How many services can you cancel?" In the 9x9 grid there is Amazon Prime, Spotify, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter/X, Gmail, ChatGPT, and Threads (7 are crossed out). Beneath that are instructions that say: - Cross out a box after canceling the corresponding subscription or deleting the associated account.
- Play with friends and family & decide on a prize.
- The first to ditch all 8 wins!
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
First rule of Sam’s Club is don’t talk about the Costco hot dog.
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The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Insanely tall chocolate cream pieAdvertisement for Bumpits
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