The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 14/02/2026The final Puppy Bowl viewership numbers are in, so I can confidently post this now: 100
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 11/02/2026It's because they were worried I'd make a worse version of this: 011
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 30/01/2026If you're a musician in 2026 and not using your platform to do something, well here are some RATM liner notes from 1999 130
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Why is everyone saying I can't return my Saving Private Ryan DVD rental at my cousin's wedding 041
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 30/12/2025You know, I thought the whole “children yearning for the mines” thing was a joke, but Danny Go is out here straight up prepping kids for it 040
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I have COVID which means I'm gonna be making the dumbest shit imaginable today 240
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 10/12/20251. Download the attached image 2. Upload it here and buy a sheet of 1” x 2” metallic stickers: www.moo.com/us/new/produ... 3. Put them on all of your coworkers’ chairs 010
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 28/11/2025For those playing Broligarch Blitz this holiday season, @bcmerchant.bsky.social just posted a great guide for ditching Spotify: www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/a-complete... 010
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Why does this chili look like it’s about to have an affair on a 32nd season finale 000
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 10/11/2025When you and your work friend see each other Monday morning: 051
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Following local news is wild because they’ll post “Corgi pees on toddler in Braintree” then post this: 020
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 21/09/2025We went to a yard sale with our kiddo, and the woman running it picked up this book and was like "This might be a nice one for you" and I pointed to them and was like "oh, we already figured it out" 020
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 19/09/2025I love that Mario Andretti's hair looks like he's always going fast 010
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 12/09/2025The media every time they need to distract from something fucked up the administration is doing 030
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I made bumper stickers for my Roomba, and now you can buy them too: www.itstheclack.com/goods/bumper... 001
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Finally getting these to the printers! Soon to be in the shop. 000
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Avoiding people from high school at the grocery store: 031
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Me: Holy shit, that's a huuuge hawk! Me: ... waiiit never mind, it's just a turkey vulture. Turkey Vulture: 000
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I made this as a joke a few years ago, but I still think there’s truth in it in terms of the death of internet and closing the generational loop on irony. 030
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 16/07/2025When someone shows you a text exchange on their phone but you don’t know where to start reading, don’t have the context of the conversation, and don’t possess crucial intrapersonal knowledge of their relationship built up over decades culminating into that specific moment. 010
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 03/07/2025This shitty jump behind the auto shop filled me with so much joy. The kids are still at it risking their front teeth for the simple thrill of weightlessness in a world that tries to drag us down. The torch has been passed as another generation takes flight over the handlebars and into the future. 010
The Clack @theclack.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Forgot to post this a couple months back. Still applies. 000
