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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 20h
Me after the Nets opener in 3 weeks:
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hit 20 years at my employer last week so they gave me a bunch of points to buy shit with. I got myself a new Weber grill to replace the Weber grill I set on fire last month, and a Victorinox steak knife set. Honestly need the retail therapy right now so I’ll take it.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t have to be happy that the Phillies are losing, but I ain’t sad about it either.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP PAC. This and a few of the other recent wrestling deaths of people in my age bracket has shaken me up. I’m dealing with a pretty serious health issue (I think I will be okay), which reminds me that we are not here forever. Cherish the time we have, keep your loved ones in your heart.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, with baseball season now over, i can turn my attention to the NBA, where surely the Nets won’t disappoint me. Mostly because my expectations couldn’t possibly be lower but still.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell yeah we actually lost. This doesn’t stop me thinking that something calamitous is going to happen in the lottery, but at least it will sting more when it does.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This man is two years older than I am when this picture was taken.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Mets winning Game 162 when it would be in their best interests to lose would be so remarkably on brand.
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Michael @michaelmccarthy92.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andrade meeting Hank Azaria but not believing he voices all of those Simpsons characters. "How you Moe?" #AEWAllOut
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m finally getting well acquainted with the American medical system, and, uh, it’s not great! Love the doctors and nurses but the insurance companies can go to hell.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The description “he ambulates with an unusual gait” was used about me recently, which might be the most devastating burn against me I’ve ever seen. I’m still shook by it.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have to say, if you told me before that season that Luis Torrens had the highest non-OF WAR on the Mets this season, I’d think they were on their way to a 39-143 season.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CBS airs the VMAs now? Not even MTV? What, they couldn’t interrupt one of the several hundred episodes of Ridiculousness for the VMAs?
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FUCK
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The right decision.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do kids still play Steal the Bacon?
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i see you baby on board bumper stickers and raise you this
bumper sticker DO NOT HIT ME I'M TRANSPORTING SOUP IN OPEN CONTAINERS with a pic of soup in a bowl
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 20/09/2026
In case tomorrow's game gets rained out, Howie Rose said farewell earlier this evening.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All you can eat Korean BBQ is the best. Spicy pork bulgogi forever.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lol
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pete hitting his 300th homer to tie the game in the 9th was about the most predictable outcome possible.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m not discoursing the Mets and Pete Alonso tonight. I don‘t have that dog in me, for various reasons. I like Pete, I like the Mets, and I think they are probably better off without each other, and that’s all I have to say about that.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Mets, prior to tonight’s game:
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Butcher stuff is definitely moving me tonight. I’m not much younger than him and I’m dealing with a fairly serious health issue at the moment, so it’s definitely striking a nerve. Seems like a great dude and the world is worse off for losing a guy like that.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am 47 years old and today I had my first hot pastrami on rye with mustard. Good sandwich, will eat again (we have leftovers).
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The era of Rutgers in the Big 10 may not be looked at fondly by most, but at least I will remember it for a few good tailgates before they were beaten by far better teams, and really, what’s important here?
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gotta say, you know a week is shit when setting a grill and a smoker on fire and stepping on broken glass aren’t the shittiest thing that happened to me this week.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Someone knew I needed an Orange Cassidy match and is giving it to me early in case I decide to punch out early. Looking forward to Conglomeration vs New Level/Swerve
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Within the past two days I have set both my smoker and my grill on fire, in case you’re wondering how much my summer is going.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Less than a week after Rutgers lost to UMass, I bought tickets to see them play Michigan State during Thanksgiving weekend. Does this make me an honorary college football sicko?
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fuckin Marlins at it again. They can’t ruin our playoff hopes this year so instead they’re losing to us and fucking up our draft pick odds.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I would really like to watch this. I think I’m prepared for how unnerving this might be, but also concerned that I‘m not, which honestly just makes me want to watch it more.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah, I’d say this checks out.
My dialect map. I talk like someone from New Jersey, which makes sense because I’m from New Jersey.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rutgers won the first ever college football game and it’s been downhill for the program ever since.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The company I work for has the naming rights for Rutgers’ football stadium and we get certain cool perks with that. It would be great if I could enjoy those perks as a fan of Rutgers athletics and not someone who only wants the perks and the ability to see other, better programs.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
MRIs are boring and uncomfortable. I just spent an hour in one and you could have told me when I was done that I was in there anywhere from 5 minutes to 3 days and I’d have believed you.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Christian’s dig about taking a 50% paycut was a damn good one.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m so happy Stoke is back.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That ruled. New Level and Swerve are great trios champs. They’re going to have a ton of fun TV matches.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Finally, a stable containing wrestling’s two most prominent people from Ghana
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m not a huge Will Ospreay fan. He is great at what he does, it’s just not my preferred style. But I give him and AEW a ton of credit in making him a star from day one. They decided he was going to be their top babyface and he went out and made himself that.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Going to have to find a way to get to Brooklyn on January 29
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me, August 1: Well, so far this summer has sucked, but August is my month. I have my birthday coming up, Melissa should hopefully be off crutches soon, and we have a week of staycation at the end of the month. Me, today: thank god it’s September
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m at a 4, but only because one of them campaigned with the guy who won our congressional primary. I’ve never watched any of the content these folks have created.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well that was a below average episode of Collision in front of a stadium crowd. I’ll check out the rest of the show another day.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Debuting Kofi in a battle Royal should be fun.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“He’s a giant!” -Melissa, about Paul Wight. Well, yeah.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I mean, I’m going to the game today, so why not?
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Went to the doctor today about an issue I’m having and we seem to be on the road to figuring out the cause. There is a potential scary outcome but the doctor doesn’t seem to think it’s likely. I’ll probably end up in the care of another doctor and hopefully that doctor can fix me up.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dana Plato AND Todd Bridges?!?
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