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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 6h
Probably should put a pin in this since I‘m about to miss six weeks of work and I‘m not sure that spending a couple of hundred bucks on a Day’Ron Sharpe jersey would be fiscally responsible in the best of circumstances.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 6h
It might be crazy to get a Day’Ron Sharpe jersey but that might be the play.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 6h
MPJ is crazy. Randle won’t be here long enough. Mikel Brown Jr and Demin are okay but just represent how bad the Nets most recent tank failed when they’re probably just rotation guys at best.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 6h
The new Nets Classic Edition jerseys are incredible and it’s a shame that there isn’t a single Nets player I feel the need to rep in public.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 8h
His shoot name is Stefano Bordeni
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 9h
Somehow his career prospects look even worse 3 days later. Incredible.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 11h
I watched his episode of Last Meal over the weekend and he listed Shawn Michaels vs Hulk Hogan as his favorite match of all time, so he has some really odd takes.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 13h
Surprised you didn’t go with Grid fav LaTroy Hawkins in the Mets/Angels spot
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 16h
My wife is from Hammonton and my father in law still lives there and can confirm.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I say this fully expecting that neither the Mets nor the Nets will win a title for the rest of my time on Earth.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am fine if any of the remaining teams win the World Series except the Dodgers. I always like when a team that has either never won the World Series or a team that hasn’t won in a while win one. Just cool for those fans to finally get to enjoy something, y’know?
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good idea, pork
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’re getting a much deserved week off from RU football
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Given how many tImes the Mets have blown playoff spots on the last day of the 162 game schedule, I support this.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love Jaws because Dick Dreyfus is about the same age as my father in lawf, so I pretend that his character is my father in law if he became a marine biologist instead of a geologist.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have attended exactly one TNA event in my entire life. When I went up to the box office to buy tickets, I asked for their worst available seats so I wouldn’t spend one penny more than I needed to.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sounds like neither Caster nor Bowens wanted to get back together.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s kind of crazy that we’ve gone from “The Acclaimed on Team AEW for Blood and Guts” to “Max Caster vs Moose at Bound For Glory” in two years but here we are. 🤼
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh that’s too bad.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The most ridiculous place to watch those games might be Dodger Stadium
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A lot of these have hit close to home but this one in particular has for me. Fuck ALS.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RIP Jeff Cannonball. I didn’t know Jeff but he’s a Jersey indie guy who loved Norm Macdonald and soda, so we have a good amount in common. We even worked for the same company for a time. 39 is far too young, especially for a man with a 2 year old and was universally adored by his peers.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think races in general. Car races, horse races, bike races, the 100 yard dash. Betting on the NFL should be illegal, but betting on the NFL Combine should be allowed and encouraged.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you, my friend. We will get through this
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
White Sox may be the most moribund franchise in professional sports. I’m not even sure it’s that close.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks Rob. Much appreciated.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks John! Appreciate that.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you, my friend.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks! Really looking forward to another season of Mets baseball, even if it’s this exact same bullshit team. 😂
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks!
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks man.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But even the easiest brain surgery is still brain surgery. I’ll admit, I‘m scared as hell. But we have to move forward to preserve what vision I have, and hopefully recover some of what I’ve lost. I’ll keep y’all posted as this moves forward. Love y’all.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In some ways I‘m very lucky. My friend is the director of anesthesiology at a hospital in south Jersey. He’s helped me line up extraordinary care. I also have so many great friends and family in my life to support me. The odds of a full recovery are high, 98%.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So I’ve been alluding to having a serious medical condition, and with treatment scheduled, I can disclose that it’s a benign brain tumor pushing on my optic nerve. At the end of the month, I’ll be having brain surgery to remove it.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tie game in the ninth, bases loaded, heart of the Mets lineup coming up, and a rested bullpen, and Showalter goes to Bobby Chouinard. This is a man that never understood leverage.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait, Buck Showalter brought in his fifth or sixth best reliever in high leverage in the ninth? That doesn’t sound like him at all.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sadly he never actually played in a game.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good thing it’s not a team known historically for their great OL play or anything
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me after the Nets opener in 3 weeks:
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hit 20 years at my employer last week so they gave me a bunch of points to buy shit with. I got myself a new Weber grill to replace the Weber grill I set on fire last month, and a Victorinox steak knife set. Honestly need the retail therapy right now so I’ll take it.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You might hate Philadelphia more than I do. i went soft because I met my wife there but not you. You keep flying the flag high. Proud of you.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The great thing about this skeet is, if Atlanta blows the lead, it also works in reverse.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t have to be happy that the Phillies are losing, but I ain’t sad about it either.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Same, pork, same
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s too bad. It would have been good for bits.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are the Cubs still in the NL Central or did you use your powers to keep the Cubs, Cardinals, and Pirates in the NL East, as God intended?
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Booth is MV, Kruk, and CJ Nitkowski
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fake Diesel and Razor Ramon felt like a WWF style cartoon shoot style angle to try and put heat on Ross but it didn’t work because too many people liked him.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burger King has never excelled with in this space. Their tenders back in the day were probably the best quality offering they had here, but were still inferior to McNuggets despite being much more likely to have been made with actual chicken.
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Chris @thechriswilcox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess Taylor is more along the Daniel Murphy/Zack Wheeler lines of figuring it out here right before he leaves and then getting even better elsewhere. But I figure it goes two ways when players leave here, they either get better or never play in the majors ever again.
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