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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas

@thechitowndemon.bsky.social
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Yours and your partner's worst nightmare. One of few reasons NXT continues to thrive. Charlie Haas' least favorite daughter. Looks like a bimbo but can kick your ass. No affiliation with Charlie Haas, Cora Jade or WWE. Purely a parody/roleplay account.

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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Your prime minister (former, but still) has a bitch who bullies elders over housing. Inflation is getting high off of the legal weed, which is terrible. You're behind America in economic growth. Youth unemployment is kaput. You're still dependent on the cheeto and US trade. You're not better.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Don't just abolish. Shoot them the same way they shot people.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Gladly. 👀😏
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You can count on me to rock your world, that's true.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Walking Chopped and Apple Donut grinders sound heavenly, speak for yourself. 🤤🤤
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What the heck kind of ads do you get, people? How does your algorithm work to feed you porn? Mine is wholly different, no such situations.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
//. I don't even know why I have this account when I hardly ever use it. Need to meet more fellow RPers and have more fun here, whether lewd or otherwise.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The elevator music version I've been hearing a few times before, yeah? Yeah, it changed it forever for me as well. It's amazing.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
It's not quite MvC if C is missing, but yeah, true. It's funny that the outsider swoops in to make the impossible possible.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
She's a sucker for anything. Doesn't drink much sodas but is a sucker either way. If she had to pick, she'd be a cherry girlie. Cherry Dr. Pepper if available somewhere or a Cherry Coke.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#FlexFriday, ah? ...Huh. Okay, okay. I don't have much to offer but I make up for it with being decently endowed in other departments.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Local water sausage executes a flawless 360,493° ultra-zoom mega spin. Physicists baffled.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/06/2025
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Why not?
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
You're welcome, slut. Are you close yet? *Demi would lean down a bit later, steal a few kisses, wrap her arm around Tifa's throat, thinking about marking her up further and biting around her, soon beginning to tease a finish as she would slide out and ram it back in*
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
You're not too shabby either yourself darling. *A growl would escape from Demi's lips as she slowly picked the thrusts' pace up and tightened her grip on Tifa's shoulders, almost digging her nails into her, not afraid to leave marks*
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Ideas of the freakier variety, I'll keep it at that and not share further until we meet.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
*Demi didn't care where they were, who was watching.* *Pleasure was on her mind now. Twisted, things happening against someone's will, but pleasure all the same.* *It brought her joy to watch Tifa struggle against her with the bag over her head, fighting for air while Demi was ravaging her*
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
She'd smash, too. Who knows what ideas she may have.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Too late, the damage is already done, everyone else's claimed you.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
She may even join you on the trip and you'd get up to who knows what. Emily Dalton for all your travel needs, she has an idea for every kind of weather.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Forgot I even had an account on here. Oh well. Sorry not sorry. Was busy being the best and reinventing myself after parting ways with where I worked inbetween living the dream life with @travelagentemily.bsky.social around the world. Here's a sneak peek to hold you over.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Doesn't matter. Fuck them. Cancel things.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Patiently waiting to give a shit about the haters be like
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. Come get your gift.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
“Chappell Roan” sounds like a Hallmark Christmas special about a young girl and her best friend, a shy filly.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Explain this, humankind
Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I don't know what I've done, but I'm here and ready to find out. *It was a rarity for Demi to drop her usual character and demeanor, thinking she'd screwed the pooch with her recent antics, making her way into the office a bit of a while later, sheepishly smiling and cracking her neck and knuckles*
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
My moonshot 🌕 taken with my NikonD750 and a Nikkor 200-500mm telescopic lens.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Boooooo.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Not agreed, of course. The fuck is going through your head with ideas like these?
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 23/12/2023
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag
She's pointing back and looking shocked
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Wrong place idiot.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Talking nonsense*
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
She's calm and collected at first, but after enough button pushing, she may throw the first attack. In short - pretty well.
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
*Demi wouldn't care if she found out, so all was well*
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
*Is too busy putzing around in the kitchen, preparing to celebrate the holiday by herself to notice the stranger in her bed*
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Peggy Amos @peggypegg.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
🩵🤍🩷
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This could be us but you do be playing. And that ticks me off. If you don't have plans, I have plans. I can also wait patiently. I can provide the stuffing, all's well. Feel free to pass by anytime.
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I shot this on the edge of the Grand Canyon, Arizona. 🏜️
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
"...What a fucking day it's been. Blood, sweat, and tears, I was made for this. I can taste all my faults from the cuts on my lips. The sensation of my hands gripping hard into a fist. Cheers to letting go. A sober man is a man I don't want to fucking know." - "All I Know Is Hate" by Spite
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Demi "The Chi-Town Demon" Haas @thechitowndemon.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Demetria Jane Haas. Also goes by Demi. Cora Jade OC. Bicurious. Switch. Tweener. Sometimes DTF. Packs a mystery down there. (Cis is also an option. Don't follow if you don't like.) Lewd, occasionally, doesn't care. 🔁 & ❤️ if you respect me or what I've done.
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